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  1. RastaRicanAir
    Bakdafukup! Fellow OrFuns FIRST!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Thank You Artist FKA Jello Jay (don't you have your own "symbol" yet?) for educating the youngsters in the true meaning of movie comedy. But your ranking was off. Blazing Saddles was, is and without a doubt shall forever stand as the all around funniest sh*t ever caught on film. What can you say about a movie where I can quote EVERY line, and THEN laugh my ass off? Not only is it timeless, it's so perfectly PRE-PC, no one would f*ckin' dare make it today. Not to mention that it was co-written by history's greatest stand-up comedian Richard Pryor. (Ooops. I smell a new thread.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    HOLY SH*T! I'm a ROCK STAR!! Thanks for the new avatar Banana Baby Yeah. And we don't have any video of the initiations either, thanks to a certain ungrateful daughter of mine who's too good to be photographed with her new family! Speaking of which, all you new bastards' names are on the way to the website. Daaaahhhhhhh/dahdahdah/dahdahdah/dahdahhhh.....etc. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Don't mention it. Anything for our boys overseas. And I will comment. There was enough sweater pastry in the back of that truck to f*ck up our gas mileage. If she wasn't blocking Kelly's shirt, I'd be up for a Pulitzer. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    -"Oh my God, I keep blacking out!" -"No, Alana, you're just blinking." "I wanna go do that shocker thing again."-Justi "I'm a nipple slut." -knows who she is (Destructora) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    No, the best ever was the one where I met Mariposa, but definitely the best fireside jam session ever. I wish more jumpers down here would bust out their axes and sing along. Take up a collection to buy that f*ckin' restaurant a Sunday liquor license, and we'll be back. Now. We spent 23 hours in a truck for you guys. Get your slack-asses down to GA!! Or better yet, Destin, FL for the Roaming DZ beach boogie. Do it, and I promise to learn ..............ONE Garth Brooks song. ======================================== And Congratulations to: Huevo Destructora (Ball Buster) Cara Bebe' (Baby Face) Nino Cumpleano (Birthday Boy) Alta Mantenimienta (High Maintenance) Abrazo Y Beso (Hug and Kiss) and Sonador (Dreamer) WHO ARE THE NEW RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS?!! -Mr. Obvious OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    OK, then bring some more yuengling!!! Alana my sweet fried banana, I told you how to handle the people who come to your party and bitch about your beer selection. 1) Take the beer from their hand, 2) drink the remainder, then 3) squat down and pee in their cup and hand it back to them. That's called maintaining perspective. .......................And I never complained again about Mom buying Kool-Aid instead of Hi-C. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Interesting electoral logic. Did you by any chance, work in Florida during the 2000 election? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Bullshit, there are a lot of other homebrewers. Me personally, I played with it for a bit, but got bored and just went to the store and bought some Shiner Bock, but I know there's atleast a dozen other serious homebrewers on DZ.com. Do a search for it and you'll find them.
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    As the only known home brewer on this forum (if there are others please sound off), I feel it necessary to invoke my right to filibuster. -Killian's aint nuthin but Coors with a bad dye job -Harp is the best beer known to man (with the possible exception of John Courage) but since I'm light on contributable funds and watching how fast Harp disappears in a keg is just painful -I vote Labatts (especially if it's blue, is it blue? Oh for god's sake, find out if it's blue!!) I'd bring some more free samples like I did at Dublin, but the nice little lager I just finished won't be fizzy enough to drink by this weekend. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Mouth shut, ears and eyes open. That should do it Good advice on which I'd like to expound: 1) Shut the f*ck up. 2) When someone with 5 times as many jumps as you tells you that you screwed up the formation see #1 3) When someone with 50 more jumps than you tries to talk down to you, humor them for about a minute. Then see #1 4) When someone with 25 jumps asks your for advice, tell them only what you are certain that you know, then tell them who you learned it from, then tell them to go talk to that person. Then see #1 5) For every minute you spend bragging about how well you just did on that last jump, spend at least 90 seconds talking about how bad you screwed up the one before. That's called maintaining perspective. And finally: Never bitch about having to bring beer. Make it an honor. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    And you've been out of work ....what, about a week? Pussy. Don't you know how to pack? Yeah, better stay home and leave the unemployment to the Professionals. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    ....I'm sorry. WHO just said that? I'm not sure, but the avatar looks like someone who's working on her Gold Wings for 100 BOOGIES BACKED OUT OF AT THE LAST MINUTE. Well guess what, Miss Sweater Flakes. I'm in: The Little Woman is kicking me out for the weekend so she can have some quality Steel Magnolia time with her li'l sister and a bucket of mint juleps. And since I hate everybody else's taste in music, I'll even bring the laptop so we can boom some bass out of the RoamingDZ BubbleMobile. (PS Spence, I hope you still have room, 'cause I'm riding with you. PM comin') ...Hell, if there're some good candidates up there, we may even get to debut the New OrFun Tough Love Applicator: It ain't a Boogie until someone whips out 18" of nice hard wood. PS: Picked up a sixer of Shiner Bock last night. I give it a B- Too friggin' sweet. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    The rigs looked pretty good really. But he didn't even buckle his Z1 - Well, the buckly slapping his neck will remind him to do it better next time. They do have pretty women on that show. I gave him a pass on that one because he was nervous from just proposing to Sidney and getting a raincheck . ...Typical super-intelligent, highly trained, covert ops-type woman! Always holding out to see if her boyfriend survives Armageddon before just giving him a straight answer. Which brought me again to the question that this show constantly begs of me: Which is hotter, CIA-trained Jennifer Garner beating the crap out of bad guys every week, or feline-DNA-infused Jessica Alba beating the crap out of bad guys every week on that other Fox classic I used to love (for the same reason): Dark Angel? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Anybody else see that last night? I thought they were just going to do one of those lame static line shots they always do on TV. Then they all bomb out the back of a C-130 and bust into a perfect V-formation. It's nice when TV writers do a little research for a change. Sure, I watch it mainly because my wife likes to see Jennifer Garner in all those different outfits and wigs. (It's a crush I can live with) But it was still pretty cool. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    So once that f*ckin' hick berg raises enough money from jumpers to buy themselves a real fire truck with a big boy's ladder on it, I assume the price will go back down to normal. Until then, just aim for trees that are on county property, and chop them down to get people out. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Much as I hate to concur with the big green bastard, if you have time to call me from a bar in Dublin on a Wednesday night, you're not working hard enough on these alleged beach jumps. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Glad someone finally asked. That is one of my heroic inspirations StrongBad, one of the stars of HomeStarRunner.com It's a hilarious cartoon website which often keeps me from taking an innocent life on those bad days. And this is my way of introducing it to the world. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    It's so sad when people use these important forums as a meat market to scope out and hook up with others. Be a little more subtle wouldya Honey? P.S. My woman wants to know why there's no footage of that brave, selfless hero who risked pneumonia in the dunking booth all afternoon. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    PPHHHHHTTTT! Timmy! I think that suits him anyway. Well I know we've pretty much lost Col. Balboni forever, but tell me you talked Chief Bob into visiting the Farm. He likes the Beer and Barely Legals almost as much as I do. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    So you need to know more about body posit......?uhhhh.... Nah, on second thought, I'm gonna let that one go. Too predictable. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    WARNING. WARNING. WARNING If you're going with the threaded ball, it pays to know that the $1.99 ones are probably externally rather than internally threaded. Which means you'll be raking the threads across that very delicate area when you put them in, or take them out. Just something to ponder. Also, take the time and have a piercer swap it out for you. They probably won't charge you, it's more sanitary, and you're less likely to sneeze, or slip on the bathroom rug or something and hurt yourself. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Yeah, he does. He told us all in PM when he invited us. But don't feel bad, I had my overnite bag packed when I realized I didn't even have the $60 bucks for gas to go down there. No more of Dad's free futbol jerseys for me! Now I'm gonna get three days of guilt from the Ogre before this boogie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    Forget it. The tunnel is not the sky, and the sky is not a carefully controlled tunnel. If you want to learn to skydive, get a coach and do it in the air. Don't waste your time in the tunnel. Now send me that certificate and I'll throw it in the trash for you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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    I'm a little bit f*ckin' pissed off myself. I mean I had no warning that that stuff was going to be used on a publicly available DVD. ......Sh*t! I didn't get any time to prepare for the scene! No f*cking run through! No f*cking rehearsal! If you look at my face, you can see I didn't even get a chance to work on finding my character's f*cking motivation! I mean, I'm a professional entertainer dammit! The LEAST I should get is a chance at a re-shoot. ....is SkyFest good with you two girls? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is