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So where the f*ck are these guys when I'm all alone trying to remember the chords to songs I've known for 10 years?! (I still dont know what happened to my long term memory that night. Must've been the weather.) If you jump AND play an instrument bring it to Dublin dammit! Its always better to play with other jumpers than with yourself. ...Accidental reserve deployment on a Talon huh? COOL! Whos sittin' behind ME on the next load? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, but I will.... I'm downloading some of my Mom's favorites right now. BTW: Who's gonna be the gracious soul to bring a DVD player for us to plug into the projector? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Time for the ALL REQUEST HOUR. For those of you who will be hanging out in the Music with Words hangar. Get your requests in now for anything you absolutely MUST hear. ...And yes TIPS will be graciously accepted. Almost as quickly as flagrant bribes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

TOGAAA!!! TOGAAA!!!! I didnt care much for Shakes, but I'm all about some BLUTO! Perfect inspiration for the OrFun initiations: "Your UrFun name is now ...Spanky." "Why Spanky?" "{*BURRP*} Why not?!!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Better yet, bring an actual midget. I'm trying to put together the World's First Mini 5-Way team. First project: a Speed Star with Shrek as the base. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Mmmmmm...RED MEAT, WHITE MEAT and THE OTHER WHITE MEAT! [growling]..... Put me and Mariposa down for steaks. If she doesnt want hers I'll give it to the puppies from the shelter. Sorry Goat People (aka Blaine) youll have to pack more Boca Burgers. And the paddle already packed?! Tami, the other FOSTER PARENTS could take lessons from you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The sad thing is that he is serious.....he will party even if it is just him! Just him and the little green dwarves you mean. This just in: We're looking for someone to bring a VCR and/or a DVD player to plug into a projector so we can have entertainment in case of you-know-what. In fact we could use some stuff to blast against the hangar wall during the day and after hours. If you have access to any jump videos (cool ones. we dont wanna see your second tandem jump from 1998), crappy skydiving movies (Cutaway, Terminal Velocity...etc), Fandango or a copy of Pink Floyds The Wall (special request by our host) please speak now. And remember, this is a public family event. [B]NO PORN![/B] .....with guys in it. ..................unless their midgets! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Just checking. I'll get it. But we need other selections to play on the projector. Cool jump videos, and crappy movies with skydiving in them to play on the hangar wall at night, a copy of Fandango and anything else that will suit us in the unfortunate event of sh*tty weather. VIDEO ROLL CALL: Who's got some stuff we can watch? Also, who wants to temporarily donate a DVD player and/or VCR? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is there any woman who's fantasies I cant fulfill?

Honey there is no Chili's here so good luck. Maybe you are better than I even thought but I doubt it. No Southwestern Egg Rolls? F*CK IT. I ain't comin.' OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sorry, cold toilet seats make me cranky. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn Bolas, are people ever surprised by your organizational skills the way they are with mine? It's very common among certain personalities. I hear Jeffrey Dahmer labelled all of his heads and genitals before stacking them carefully in the freezer. 1-Slave auction should obviously be run by a loud mouth woman. Please dont all volunteer at once as it will overload the server. 2-Am I still responsible for bringing the Rocky Horror DVD or does someone else have it? See you kids Wednesday. I'll be the one running around the Dublin Chili's with my rig on badgering wuffo chicks to come jump with me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

For the dunktank: a thin white t-shirt. For everything else the t-shirt is optional. Sweet! The Kitty Twins: Chaos and Porn, or its that Porn and Chaos?

No. Thats the list that the bathroom and bunkhouse are on. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

KICK ACE! I promise to take it easy on you!

Thanks Fish Hook. It is our BIRTHDAY after all. Which reminds me, you all need to get in touch with JunkYardPup so you can get him some $$$ to get some t-shirts made. Hey f*ck it, maybe I'll go for my SCR too. (Just curious. Anyone know whats up w/ the Hellfish? I went to their website but it says its been suspended) Hell, I'll join any club that'll have me as a member. Does the Pink Mafia need a towel boy? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ggaaawwwddd daaaayyyyuuummm maaayyyaaannnnn. The redneck akshullee made a fffuunnnnnyyyy! Hehe .....grouper lip. But anyone who knows Alfalfa knows he has to do the lecture with his fly down. Thats where he keeps his 4th handle. Hey if ALL 3 of the others fail ..... might as well go for #4.... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And that was a long way to go for that joke. 8 days for us too. So who else is gonna be there on Wed for the Pimpin' -for-Tandems Bar Crawl? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Boy, someone's already started OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And we love chicks covered in oil. This couldnt have worked out more perfectly.

And somewhere in the spirit world, Charles Darwin nods knowingly. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Using the power vested in me, I now present the 1ST OFFICIAL OrFun SH*T LIST As compiled by the First OrFun Congress (those who werent too f*cked up to write) late in the evening of Super Bowl Sunday at the Home of Chunk: 1) Uncle/Papa/Alfalfa Whitley 2) skinnyshrek aka Chunk 3) Blandy aka Darla 4) junkyarpup 5) DJ Electric Boy 6) Cheech aka No_Shoes 7) Frankenc*ck aka "If you whine about it it will come." Blaine 8) Miki the Kid 9) NY Brian aka Consigliere 10) Boomhauer aka Layy-aannce (You get to put a big cool 'X' on your t-shirt, so shuddup.) 11) Downsize Mike 12) Chaos Kitty aka Sweater Cakes (Also holds numbers 12b and 12c) 13) Fish Hook Willy aka Sky Midget Bob #8 Will be initiated in absentia since we probably wont see him until his kid's in freakin' college. The rest of you will be expected to participate in an Inaugural 12-Way clusterf*ck at some point on SATURDAY. If thats a problem whine now or forever be ignored. The Official Initiation Ceremony will take place that night either before or after those other bastards do their initiations. Please wear a hat and shirt that you feel makes you look like the homeless hooligan that you are. Like the Free Masons and Mary Kay ladies, if you want to be an OrFun, ask one. The list of FOSTER PARENT NOMINEES is as follows: -Mariposa -Bubbles -Chiquita But we need MORE. If you'd like to volunteer or nominate someone whom you think would administer the right amount of "Tough Love" to these worthless urchins, let us know. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

So whats the SCHEDULE on this Safety Day monkey show? Ive gotta go to Tallahassee and probably cant get to the Farm til Sat afternoon. But I dont wanna miss the canopy coaching. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Is this why we brought together this group of unwanted, unloved, wholly worthless, ragamuffins? ...To hate on each other? [B][U]THE FIRST OFFICIAL OrFun SH*T LIST[/U] -as compiled by the First OrFun Congress late in the evening of Super Bowl Sunday MMV at the Home of Chunk is as follows: 1) Uncle/Papa/Alfalfa Whitley 2) skinnyshrek aka Chunk 3) Blandy aka Darla 4) junkyarpup 5) DJ Electric Boy 6) Cheech aka No_Shoes 7) Frankenc*ck aka "If you whine about it it will come." Blaine 8) Miki the Kid (Will be initiated in absentia since we probably wont see him until his kid's in freakin' college) 9) NY Brian aka Consigliere 10) Boomhauer aka Layy-aannce (You get to put a big cool 'X' on your t-shirt, so shuddup.) 11) Downsize Mike 12) Chaos Kitty aka Sweater Cakes (Also holds numbers 12b and 12c) 13) Fish Hook Willy aka Sky Midget Bob If youre not happy with your number, dont pull. Foster Parent Nominees: -Mariposa -Bubbles SpenceFly -Chiquita -Mama Whitley (recently nominated, has yet to accept) -Chef Carbone (ditto) If youre not happy with the idea of being a parental figure to the most difficult skydivers in the sport. Look at it this way, you get to whack their asses with a paddle in front of the whole DZ. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhh...this is going to be 'raver' type shit eh? LOL There will be normal music too. I have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the RoamingDZ dream. I have a dream that one day this dropzone will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We're all here to skydive, let's have some fun." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the gray-templed-toe-tappers and the chemlight-loving-wall-gazers will be able to sit down together at a bonfire of brotherhood. This is our hope. This is the faith with which I drive to Dublin. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling chords of Classic Rock and the Pulsing Beats of Trance into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. I have a dream that my OrFun and Rodriguez Brothers will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by size of their pupils but by the content of their character ...and their beer glasses. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every hangar shall be exalted, with a different variety of funky beat, and the quiet places will be made loud, and the glory of the Party DJ and the Club DJ shall be revealed, and all jumpers shall see it together. Let music ring from Dublin of Georgia! From every hangar, let freedom ring. In other words, can't we all just get along? Pick your flavor and roll with it. ..........Uh, I mean go with it. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is