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1) Bolas you truly have a heart of gold to match your tequila-soaked liver! Dude! That brings me back to the radio days even better than the dunking booth does. We did it every year for the FSU/Miami game, but they always made us take all the glass out of the car. Therefore, I will pay double, and perhaps even triple the going rate for the first three shots at the windshield. Spence, if you need assistance getting clearance for this, remember we have several attorneys in the fold who can do the bullsh*tting for you. 2) The dunking booth will happen one way or the another. We just may have to pay out the anus for transportation, as Dublin ain't close to anything. I may have a line on one as close as Byron. K.I.T. BTW: Why the Hell am I still the only one who's put his cohones on the block here?! Surely there are a few other loud-mouthed hooligans out there in OrFunLand who are qualified to take an unintentional water landing. But the only other volunteers so far have been GIRLS. So what does that make the guys who are afraid to volunteer???? {Where's that meowing coming from?}} 3) Slave Boy Auction is just what it sounds like. But it must be the men only. Auctioning off women is wrong! Especially when you see the look of crushing disappointment on her face when she sees who she has to hang out with the rest of the night. ......Uhhhh, so I've heard. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Finally, the boy's showing some culture. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Brandon, did you just quote a Broadway musical in your sig line? Dude, go back to The Farm ASAf*ckin'P, we have GOT to get you a GIRL!! Meantime, go back to the Buffett. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Not only is it the funniest skydiving sequence ever, (except maybe the 4-minute-falling-Cadillac scene from Terminal Velocity) it harkens back to a more innocent time before the world realized what a piss-poor actor Kevin Costner was, but was forced to endure years of his sh*tty work anyway! I always tried to get the kids at my DZ to rehearse it and do it verbatim for the next tandem who walked in unaware. (Edit:) At the risk of becoming a corporate shill, you can get it here for $11, and on DVD no less! Every DZ should have a copy on the same shelf with the Bill Booth waiver video. Play them back to back. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It so pangs me when someone asks a question like that . But I like to see it as an opportunity for enlightenment. ...And while you're at it, look up Ken Kesey (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, et.al.), and William Burroughs (The Naked Lunch, et.al.). Better yet, f*ck the internet and just go into BN and grab the first paperback you see by any of them. They lived in that dark alley just outside the intersection of Sanity and Society, where a now nearly extinct commmunity of geniuses hung out. And they make me kind of disappointed to be part of the Stephen King generation. I saw an interview with him about a year ago, must've been one of his last. He was pretty far gone and his best work was already done, but the world is a little less interesting now. And he would've made a great skydiver. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

All of which, oddly enough, are suitable for use during the forthcoming OrFun initiations. "What's an OrFun?" You ask? Come to the Dublin Boogie, you may be the first to spatula one. .....Hell, you may be one. P.S. Ladies, if any of you decide to go the liquid latex route, I for one promise not to chastise you should your colors not match. Because that's the kind of guy I am ....straight! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Flourescent..but that means no bonfire or I'll melt! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. .still trying to figure out why that's a problem OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[GREEN]FOREST GREEN or [GREEN]FLOURESCENT GREEN You must choose, but choose wisely. ....or mix & match! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'd really like to, but I have to take the kids somewhere this year so I won't feel guilty about going to Europe without them this summer. I can't really change when Spring Break hits and they would kill me if I took them to a skydiving event instead of the mountains for part of their vacation! PSSSHHH!! That's the lamest excuse I ever heard! My Mom went to Europe TWICE without me and look how I turned out! You only THINK they'd kill you 'cause you've kept them quarantined from skydivers so they don't know what they're missing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Mental Image: A platoon of Rambos with thick, scary, non-regulation Porn Star goattees SWOOPING down Allah Akbar Avenue in downtown Baghdad, guns blazin'. Al-Zarqawi would piss himself! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

............................................wait for it ..................[B]O.K. NOW!! [I] HIJACK!! Stick 'em up muthaF*CKA!! The [U]DUBLIN BOOGIE is gonna ROCK!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Here's a quarter Honey, go buy an attention span. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I've made that my personal responsibility. Not a lot of people rent them though. Too old school or too many bitches filing law suits maybe. Believe it or not we may have to borrow one from a church! I checked my schedule and I have a little time to make that my personal responsibility also. Now does this sound like the man who takes all our $$$ on a f*ckin' river straight and then brags about spending it all on Xmas rollerskates for the poor kiddies? Where's your charity, Mr. Load Buyer? Dont worry, this wont count against your rule of never bathing during a boogie. FYI: FullSpectrumEntertainment.com has recently added an array of lights to their DJ Presentation. (Including lasers -which YOU wouldnt be asking about if you were planning on getting ANY sleep!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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LMAO.....don't you mean GOLDSCHLAGER? ..... which I had none while there WTF! Whatever it takes. (Note to self: Add some of that evil greasy gold sh*t to Dublin grocery list.) Also, I'm gonna take the liberty of adding Miss Castora "Well you said take my top layer of clothing off!" Rodriguez to the roster. Her puppies can't be kenneled! As any RB with a video camera can now confirm. XOXOXO Love You Jess Baby! P.S. Casie my li'l Tejas Tornado, a real Porn Kitty wouldn't have taken half an hour of peer pressure to get into that tube top the other day. (Edited to Add:) Dayumm Baby you got a license for 'dose? Ah Mean, BLAHHHHH--DOWWWWW!!!

J*sus! You actually read this sh*t?! That explains a lot about you. Well the essence of a great idea is it can always be improved upon (For EXAMPLE: God creates women, Man invents the Brazilian Wax). But we must be realistic in our choices: Casie: could be convinced after a few Cuervo shots but ONLY if ChaosKitty did it first. ChaosKitty: good f*ckin' luck! BlueSkySerenity: Has to be reminded to put her top on before she leaves the house. No problem there. Definitely the after hours version though. During the day you need a loud mouth jackass in there to shout insults at people. As for the green water, only if it's Margarita Mix. I actually did some internet footwork on this. We'll be lucky if we can find one in Dublin or Macon. May have to call ATL. I did find a good deal on one of those inflatable bouncy MoonWalk things. But I don't want to be the one who has to wipe it down afterwards. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, and I got a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn in mine. Theyre chasing around a Virgin from West Virginia. Youll probably see all of them before you ever see that bus But I did appreciate you tending to the little missus for me. (Even though I had to dust her for prints and check her out under the 'special' ultraviolet light afterwards.) If it'd been left up to me she probably wouldnt have had that wonderful Camel Light bong cough or Pink Champale and Bacardi Twist hangover the next day. Green really is her color. Are we off topic yet? Oh yeah, somebody mentioned FloraBama. Isn't that the boogie where the people who run the dropzone weren't even told that there was going to be a boogie, and they just found out about it six hours before on this website?! That's the whole issue here: Organization, which starts with Communication of vital Information. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Had any part of your mind been present at the Super Bowl party along with your body, you'd know we've assigned the first Dirty Dozen numbers and the first few Foster Parents, and we're DEFINITELY giving birth to as many of the little homeless bastards as we can during Dublin. Mums and Dads, you will be reminded to bring your Tough Love paddles or belts to administer some fireside discipline. And you didn't want to be on the beach that day. Unless you've been wanting some new holes in your body. ...Dammit, they almost stopped hurting until Baby Nora reached right through my shirt and grabbed them this morning. P.S. I'm dead serious about the dunking booth. That is if anybody has the jewels to go in with me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OH SH*T!!! OH HOLY SH*T!!![/B] The great Jack Black once asked: "Where does Inspirado come from?" In this case it comes from Bubbles! Not the charity pie-ing idea, that's small-time crap. Ready?...... The Jump for the Cause DUNKING BOOTH!![/B] -Give the belligerent bastard a water landing, and win a free sport jump or $25 off of your tandem. -$5 for 3 balls. Put smart ass Uncle/Papa, Shambles and the Dirty Brit on the rotation with me and we'll triple whatever you raised last year. Just remind the Ogre to take his contacts out first! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Somewhere out there are a lot of people who's reputations are taking an undefended public beating right now, and I'd rather have the real info than hearsay any day. If I were among them I would tell my story already before the grapevine got any tighter around my n*ts. Just me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And you're all invited to next year's Marco Island Non-Boogie-Boogie to celebrate our First Anniversary. I'm sure Biminis won't mind having us back again to rack up another 6 or $700 worth of Giant-Ass Margaritas. And that was just a dozen of us. When I think of the cash the island would've pocketed if this boogie had been done at least half-assed! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Now one that's on topic: I'm going to have to get a $500 belligerents deposit from you before the event.Any outbursts like the one at the Christamas party and you forfeit your deposit. Not cost effective, since I won't be charging you that much in the first place. But how about this: ? -Any outbursts, affronts, slapping of genitals against the microphone, or other behavior judged by the client: OrFun Foster Dad #1, Christobal Bubbles Spencefly as "belligerent" will result in forfeit of any and all payment for the gig, and a pie-ing to be carried out at his discretion. Also, we'll be there all friggin' week. I can set the sh*t up at noon if you want. (Better, for me that way anyway. All those wires confuse me when I'm drunk.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Why the hell would we do that and f*ck up the joy of watching you obliterate yourself? Not to mention the sheer family-style fun of aggravating your hangover the next day. I don't think you've got enough to pay someone for that. Sorry, Uncle/Papa I couldn't read that part, it gave me an error message. Could be because I've got the 'jealous bastard' firewall up on my browser. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Maybe it was gutless to wait for someone else to bring it up first, but this is a point the eight jumpers in my party spent the whole weekend discussing. With all due respect to the organizers, and especially the girl who got hurt, we also spent the whole weekend discussing: 1) the relatively high jump ticket cost, which remained high even after the bonus of beach jumps was taken away 2) the fact that a pre-paid pack of 10 tickets was the same price as buying them individually, 3) the registration fee which -rumor had it- was required of people who weren't even planning to jump, and 4) the choice of landing area which, compared to other vast nearby areas of the public beach, looked like a swoop lane. I'm aware that this sort of event is hard to plan properly, and even harder to make public. but it has been done. (I have close friends like Chris Spence of the RoamingDZ.com who have done it.) I have to believe that if an effective relationship had been established with the city, the authorities, the people granting the permits, and the hotel and beach community, and if care had been taken to remind jumpers to keep their spots tight and pull high enough to be sure they made it back home, this boogie would have gone off almost without a hitch. Numerous jumpers would have been spared ridiculous hotel and airline cancellation fees. And the organizers would have made a LOT more money in the long run. At least that's what the eight of us decided before we decided to hang out on the beach and spend our pile of jump money on Margaritas instead. As it is, there will never be another canopy spotted over Marco Island unless it's tethered to a fishing boat, and that's really unfortunate. If any of the information I gathered off the grapevine is faulty, I welcome clarification. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Thanks everybody. Yes, it's true, and I know it's true 'cause believe it or not I was (legally) sober through the whole thing. And to everyone blew up our phones all weekend to say: "Hey, is it true?!" "No f*ckin' way, you're full-a-sh*t'!" "What the HELL is SHE thinkin'?!!" "Lemme talk to Marianne. ......What the HELL are YOU thinkin'?!" "Well Congratulations." "And why the f*ck wasn't I invited?!!" We'd like to say Thanks to you also. Now the explanation: The fact is we were trying to keep it a surprise. The plan was to sneak off and do it on the beach with as few witnesses as necessary and then come back to the boogie with our rings on. We've both been in it before, and we just agreed that this time we wanted a small, personal production. (Very, VERY UN-Skydiver-like I know. We both realized that after the cat got out of the bag.) We didn't want to exclude anybody, we just wanted to be able focus on each other. Hell, we didn't even tell our PARENTS! Then when the whole boogie went t*ts up it was too late to change our plans. We still LOVE all of our twisted sick-f*ck brohers and sisters, and we hope you're not too hurt or pissed to buy us a gift.