RastaRicanAir

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  1. Attention all Big Shot camera guys. Go to this thread and help me out. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1424582;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  2. I'm in the market for a camera so I can one day be half as great a videographer as some of you are. (Yes, I'm sucking up so I can get some straight answers.) I need feedback on features or brands I should look for or stuff to avoid. Also where to get the best deal would help. Please help me reach my fondest dream of writing off skydiving on my taxes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  3. Robby you were doing so well... But we all know that now youre living together, your sex life is over. hehe.. jk .. have all the sex you want in the living room... I can guarantee that the rest of us wont even notice. I'm sitting at home writing poems about your cleavage and this is how you treat me?! You absolute b****! It's lucky for you cruelty gets me hot!
  4. After spending the evening speaking with Boboso last night, I just want to take a moment to say publicly that I am proud and honored to be sleeping on the pullout at his parents' high rise Tony Montana condo for this boogie. And I'm very, very sorry I made him cry for the last three days. I was only kidding, Bob. I was just concerned about someone catching me having sex. But we'll probably just do it on the beach anyway. Now stand up and be big strong man for me. ..........Oh, you are standing. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  5. Awww, I knew you would miss me you big foul mouthed jelly donut. But be honest with yourself. No one is gonna be able to fill my obnoxious shoes. Maybe I'll get drunk at home and make you a nice belligerent video you can play when you get lonely. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  6. Well then...do tell all!!! Yippee! Robby and I are no longer the newest couple to do something extremely crazy like moving in together! Yeah, I dont know Brian are you sure youre ready for this? This is a BIIIGGG step. How long have you guys known each other? HAHAHAHHAAAA! That shoe feels GREAT on the other foot! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  7. Damn, and I thought I worked too hard on my posts! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  8. I'm no philosopher, but I'd say if you jump, pull, land in the water, and get eaten by a shark, your time was UP. Water gear or no water gear. But at least a floaty might keep some of your gear up where we can salvage it. Think of your fellow jumpers for God's sake! We are? Man this is easier than having a travel agent! But no limo? What kind of sugar mama are you?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  9. Did I miss something...or did Lee lose like 40+ lbs since I last saw him 3 weeks ago??? Yeah he did! You're gonna wanna stay out of that bathroom for like at least half an hour! (Damn. Going for poop jokes now?! I must be slippin'!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  10. So what would it take to get you to fly back into Tally on Sunday morning and fly me back to Emerald coast? Turns out I have a DJ gig that Saturday night. God damned capitalist economy, it's like you need money to buy EVERYTHING! Any Tally rats gonna be driving out there late Saturday night or Sunday morning and want some sparkling company? O.K. maybe some gas money too. God Damned capitalist economy! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  11. Geez.. some people would bitch if you hung them with a brand new silk rope... Hey my digital has night vision.. worked for Paris! Kitty are you offering to fly camera??? Wow, now there's a best friend for you!! No she's a control freak, she wants to direct. O.K. but I want 25% of the syndication rights and half of video sales. And I like the silk rope idea. I think she's finally starting to speak our language! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  12. I'm only gonna say this one more time on this top of the line Dell laptop before I go back to downloading 1000 more songs onto my new Ipod. I don't need money! You don't need money as long as you have friends. ......with money. ............or with parents who have money. Maybe if you were friendlier to people and always had nice things to say about them like I do.
  13. Well, I WAS getting excited until I found out we're gonna be sleeping on a pullout right in the middle of Boboso's living room. I mean with all those camera carrying perverts around this could end in embarrassment. ......Or a profitable internet site. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  14. Slacking already huh? That's our girl! You'll be getting fired from that crooked ass company and jumping on Thursdays before you know it. But Undrinkable Brandy's right: You guys really should stop picking on Chinzilla for his weight. It's not nice. Don't worry, you'll still have his enormous melon, questionable hygiene, and complete lack of manners to pick on. BTW: Did I mention Guinness tastes GREAT with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  15. She's on, she's off, she's on, she's off. I don't know about anybody else but I'm starting to feel kinda cheap and used. And doors are made to be opened. "Hey, Mr. Investigator, I just slowed the plane down so they could get a good view of the beach. I don't know WHAT the hell happened after that!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  16. Wing Suit Mania!! I smell the next big thing. Think I'll wait 'til I have 300 or 400 jumps before I go up there with all these crazy flockers. Then we'll all put smoke cans on our legs and REALLY scare the hell out of the farmers. I can see the headlines now: THRILL-SEEKING SKYDIVERS CAUSE FALSE HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  17. I learned to drive in CA. Driving in FL was easy in comparison. You wanna see some really bad drivers? Go to Georgia. Yes! I got a witness. Thank You! It's like everybody here is a Volunteer Highway Patrol officer. In FL I can be sure that there's ALWAYS some jackass driving faster than me and taking the heat off. Last ticket I got was about 6 years ago. Here in GA, if I go 10mph over the limit I look like I'm trying to qualify for a pole position. Halloween weekend: 1 warning driving to Thomaston, 2 tickets driving from Thomaston to Athens. Welcome to the Peach St. You should've seen the ENTIRE GHP lined up on the on ramps the Sunday after New Year's just waiting to f*ck up somebody's first weekend of the year. But I do have to agree about the little blue haired ladies whose head you can't see over the back of the driver's seat. Florida is after all God's waiting room. Apparently the fear of mortality dictates that the older and more visually and reflexively impaired someone gets, the LAAARRRGER their car has to be to protect them. I estimate I've spent a combined 7 1/2 years of my life waiting for some retired WWI Army nurse to back a 40' Town Car out of a parking space at the mall. ...But at least they're not driving through crowded farmers markets like they do in Cali. (Oh no he didn't just make a joke about that!) Still If you can't hang on I-95 South through Miami Beach on a Saturday night. You can't hang! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  18. As one who was trained from Learner's Permit age in the fine art of vehicular combat on the unforgiving expressways of Miami, I must say you are correct. "It" (i.e. the persons performing these feats) is not the tourists. The tourists are just the ones in our f*cking way!!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning flagrant violations of traffic ordinances or affronts to common courtesy. But when you're in the jungle, grow some friggin' fangs or scurry up a tree! FL driving is not for the squeamish, hypersensitve, or overly friendly. But at least you NEVER see someone in the left lane going the SAME F*CKING SPEED as the person in the right lane, which seems to be the big fad here in GA where I just moved. Seriously, I've been driving the Sunshine State end to end for 20 years, and I've never been more consumed by road rage than on the 475 bypass. When I flash you with my lights it means GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY PASSING LANE!! DID THEY LEAVE THAT PAGE OUT OF YOUR MANUAL OR WHAT?! (*sigh*) O.K. I've vented. Remember, we are either products of our environment or just fresh produce for the other animals in it. If you're really scared, take a cab. Then you can ride comfortably AND learn a foreign language from your driver. P.S. Rental cars have local tags and dealer decals too. Oh and P.P.S. No matter how annoyed you get, don't flip someone off. Chances are they're ARMED. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  19. No I'm not a big USC fan, in fact I wasn't really paying attention until the halftime show. Where after apparently losing the audio feed in her earpiece thanks to a soon-to-be-unemployed sound engineer, and after vigorously anal-raping the dismembered corpse of any semblance of tonal music, [B]Ashley Simpson got audibly BOOOED[/B]. A tiny portion of my faith in the standards of humanity has been, at least temporarily, restored. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  20. Oh man! Is there a lawyer in the house? PLEASE PLEASE PPLLLLLEEEEEASE!! SOMEONE tell me that this offer is legally binding. If we hold him to this it'll make Rodney King look like a birthday spanking! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  21. Oooohhh, I like a good game of 'hard to get!' Let me know when the restraining order comes through, I'll frame it with the others. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  22. Oh Dear GOD!!! There's an image that would make a giant Peruvian Condor lose bowel control. You'd have to paint a registry number on your leg and get air traffic clearance for that dive! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  23. Sorry, I've been hanging out with Lee too much. Boobies is rude. I meant to say sweater cakes. FYI: Killian's is made by Coors. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  24. That's the spirit! A TRUE jumper never lets little things like proper healing time get in the way of the fun. So what if you walk funny for the rest of your life?! My middle finger still hurts when it rains from landing in that ditch back in September. And I can't snap my fingers without considerable pain. (Couldn't wear the splint while I was packing.) But didn't they tell you you could've waited a dozen jumps and gone straight for your B? You would've saved 20 bones. But I'm sure USPA appreciates your lunch money. Silly student. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
  25. Yah. and did I mention that the names Dominy and Massey are in my direct line of ancestry? Have we changed the subject? .......Are those the names that you call your huge boobies? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is