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Yeah, me neither. Someone wanna hit the Snooze button on that REALLY LOUD high pitched alarm clock? It's only like 7am! Seriously, it was cool having some sweet, innocent, uncorrupted souls on the DZ for a change. Besides Ann Marie, that is. Notice when he says something nice, it's on a thread that's about to die? No problem SnoringBoy, it only took me 2 Starbucks Mochas, 1 Starbucks Double Shot, 1 Red Bull and an Adrenaline Rush to get us home alive. Another 11 hour sleep day like today and I'll be fully recovered. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh, we'll outdo ourselves. Well, all except for you, if you try to outdo last Saturday we'll need an ambulance onsite. All I'll need is a hailstorm to happen so junkyardpup, the Consigliere & I can stand outside and bullsh*t like we did the other night in the rain. ...Seriously, I don't know why we were standing outside bullsh*tting in the rain. The rain just felt unusually good for some reason.

...Whatever it takes. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm sorry Tia, of course I'm glad you're coming.

Not on the first visit. But they gave me "Buy 10 Get 1 Free" punch card. Oh, and they offered me a job as a stock boy, but I think I'll stick with the Unemployment checks for now. There's less bending and reaching involved. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

God so I just scrolled thru all those whiny "blah blah blah my job is poopy"posts for nothing?! Whaddaya think my time is free? I knew you were coming before you did, that's why I put you on the list. How did I know? It's just a power I have with women. The less you know how it works the better for me. And YES it was my FIRST gay liquor store experience too. Which means I guess Shrek & I both owe ....uhhh....gay beer! Let's see....Smirnoff Ice that's gay beer right? BTW: Thanks for blowing the secret of the gay liquor store ChinZilla. We were supposed to send puppy face Kelly in there without telling him remember?! For a laugh? Boy you could f*ck up a free blow job and a six pack. As for the pink & blue rig. My current canopy which I am undyingly grateful to Uncle/Papa for lending me will be more than sufficient. I just wanted to borrow a quicker canopy to start practicing some basic swoop skills on. Although, I'll jump SkyMamas easter egg colors if someone gets my slot. I ain't afraid. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

O.K. since we're almost to page 5, Tia Kitty is apparently asleep at the control freak switch, and the term ROLL CALL is right in the title of this thread, I think it's time I use my Virgoan organizational skills to get things started: Douwanto aka Uncle Papa Whitley Shrek Cheech the Cloud Whisperer DJ ELECTRIC BOY junkyardpup CSpenceFly, the Roaming DZ, and a well seasoned pig midnightrider Peligroso Mariposa marks Pico de Gallo Tia Kitty Next? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I don't know what the numbers mean, but after standing next to several of the orfuns by the fire, I can say that some are definitely more 'rank' than others. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Four "ohmygod's" ? You'd be lucky if I decided to hold my braked approach for that long, but that's awful sweet of you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Just send these to the next whuffo who asks: OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

This is a HIJACK! Stick 'em up! Holy Sh*t! I almost forgot! This coming weekend marks the British Bulldog's 10th Anniversary in the Sport of Skydiving. Quite an accomplishment for a Madonna-loving, Mama's boy who's deathly afraid of naked girls. The Official Presentation will take place at The Farm on Saturday. Be there or miss another opportunity to see a grown Ogre cry. (And don't forget to stop by the bakery on the way.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Holy Sh*t! I almost forgot! This coming weekend marks the British Bulldog's 10th Anniversary in the Sport of Skydiving. Quite an accomplishment for a Madonna-loving, Mama's boy who's deathly afraid of naked girls. The Official Presentation will take place at The Farm on Saturday. Be there or miss an other opportunity to see a grown Ogre cry. (And don't forget to stop by the bakery on the way.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And Congratulations on that! I'm sure it's not an easy thing for many men to do! Boy! 7 whole replies before it turned sexual. That's got to be a DZ.com record. Congratulations.. I'm sure you can break that record. ...Is that challenge directed at myself or Doug? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Let's talk about that why don't we? Thanks to Spence for a kick-ass-even-in-spite-of- the-ass-crack-weather-that-allowed-me-to- make-only-one-f***ing-jump weekend. To Mama Chiquita and J. for the unbelieveable Jell-o shooter buffet. (Seriously, what do you have like an extra Jell-o-only fridge in your houses or something?!) I'll be pissing in rainbow colors all week. And of course to Greg for not showing up until I had all my DJ gear put away and he couldn't touch my mic. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Not only will we make the hills of GA tremble under the awesome power of DJ ELECTRIC BOY the way we did with the mountains, but my Consigliere Brian and I are working on something REALLY F***ING COOL to go along with the music. I'm talking some "HOLY SH*T IS THAT LEGAL?!" VISUALS to enhance your all around sensory experience (especially if your senses are already enhanced). Shhhh, it's Top Secret right now. mmore later. Edited to add: Greg, have the checkbook ready. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

And Congratulations on that! I'm sure it's not an easy thing for many men to do! Boy! 7 whole replies before it turned sexual. That's got to be a DZ.com record. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I have to confess, I somehow, naturally managed to miss all of the actual excitement. I thought all the sirens were from some moonshiners being chased around the mountains by Sheriff Coltrane. But this was one of those moments where you really see the true comraderie in this sport, and the length, breadth and depth of skydiver's concern and dedication to each other. Like when we got the call that you were ready to come back from the hospital and everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief. ......Then immediately started wondering what kind of medication they gave you . I guess it's like Grandma used to say: "If you can't laugh about it. Up the dosage." Glad you're O.K. Dude. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I have problems with a couple of my videos also. Does yours suddenly skip from your jump to a 9-way lesbian hot tub scene too? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh I get it! Yeah, if I think back to it hard enough I can still feel my hair and my toenails. That would be great drug if it weren't for those pesky side effects like ....Death. You should have left me hooked up another 5 seconds maybe I wouldn't need a flashlight when I go out in the dark to take a leak. Hey Spence, how about we hook it up and let some dumbass try to go after my title. I finally downloaded the "Electric Slide" so we'll have the right music! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh is that so? I just love how yoy try to save face in front of the men. I know the real truth! You wouldn't knwo what to do with it............... DAAYYYYUUMMMM!!!! I mean ............DAYYUUUMMMM! No she dit-int!! Right in front of EVERYBODY! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Disqualified: Doesn't count if there's no sex. That's not dating, it's collecting benefits. For the record, my record is Under by 16 Yrs, Over by 3 or 4. Both VERY recent. It's hard to find available undamaged women over 30 in a college town. The new ones are just falling off the trees. Of course most of them are shallow, giggling idiots, but I've stumbled across a few who were worth talking to ...y'know ....afterwards. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhhh, what car? FYI: In this country the Little Guy means "Walk" And the Big Red Hand means "Don't Walk." I figured you'd need to know that now. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Here Here. Of course I also have to admit when Hammerhead makes a point and this is a good one. I must say Ellie Mae, oops I mean Ann Marie's (non) performance was VERY un-skydiver-like on that particular day. But we should give her another chance. Come on Sweetie, just whip 'em out for the nice pilot one time. but don't do it while we're still on the ground or Lee will be forced to jump out to get away from you and he'll break his ankle. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

How can you video the good stuff when you're running away???? You do realize, you will most likely NEVER live that down, right???? Thanks Mama. I forgot to break his balls about it that time. I'm still waiting for the FOX Reality Special: When Animals Run Away Like Frightened Bunnies From Hot Wet Chicks. Let's see THAT video Sweaty Boy!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I hereby rename her Basura Blanca Rodriguez (Look it up) C Ya in the Mtns J. Don't forget my $$ for the beer. Or F*** it , just bring beer for the beer. (NO CORONA PLEASE. I believe the rumors about that stuff.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is