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You just checked the what?! channels how many f*ckin' days away?! forecast?! Why not just rip open a live chicken and read its guts if you want to see what the weathers going to be like? Will a more experienced AND LESS ARGUABLY BELLIGERENT skydiver PLEASE explain to the youngster how many things are wrong with his statement. Look at this, you've already got other people talking about what to do if it rains! Skydiving Weather Rule: #1 The TV forecast is bullsh*t Rule #2: The internet forecast is b*llshit. Period. Rule #3: If you wanna know how the weathers gonna look, RELIABLE forecasts are available every 15 minutes by sticking your head out of the hangar door and looking up. Was that hostile? Sorry, I haven't eaten yet today. EDIT: What we SHOULD be concerned with is who's providing the TV and necessary hookup so we can watch the FSU/UF GAME? Just because we of the Tally community are remaining faithful to our chosen sport (partying in big open fields with airplanes around us) doesn't mean we can totally forget our roots. So who's got a nice big flat screen job and a satellite dish we can set up? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, I know who they are too, and they'll never listen until they hear the sirens. Unless your talking about my last chopper jump @ Thomaston, in which case: I WASN'T THAT LOW! In fact, what you saw was a perfectly executed braked flat turn. It was the curvature of the earth that made it look like a near-crippling hook. Some things before the next embarassing FSU game starts: -Rock On! $110 is much more within my humble Unemployed Gigolo budget, especially with the stable of regulars I now pack for. -LocoBoca Productions aka FullSpectrum Entertainment is booked here in Tally for a tailgate so someone else will have to man the 1's and 2's (for you White folks that's Dj talk for ....well...DJing.) -KY Jelly is water based so theoretically it should have a freezing point. Which brings to mind some really disturbing Abominable British Snowman images. -and finally [B]I said HARP! HARP! HARP! HARP! HARP! HARP! HARP! HARP! [/B] Dont make me get repetitive OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

HARP...HARP...HARP... HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP...HARP Just get the ladies a bunch of that Smirnoff Estro-Beer they like so much. Come to think of it Shrek really likes that crap too, so it'll keep him out of the Man Keg(s). I also want to put in a plug for how hard this past weekend rocked. So hard, in fact that practically NOBODY NOTICED that me & SuperFanWhuffo Brandon BOTH made our 100th jump, and junkyardpup made his 200th. BTW Justin, thanks for putting together that and all the other zoo ....uh I mean bigways for us. I guess Cedartown is suffering a shortage of whipped cream and pie plates or something. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Dude, I think you just hit on your next Halloween costume idea. Go shirtless, paint yourself in pretty colors, put a wicker basket around your waist, and tie a bunch of those little plastic parachute guys too it. Oh that rocks! You owe me for that one! But Im all about the balloon. Is it true when you pull you can hear your rubber bands popping? BTW: I'm just pulling out of REM Town now. Be back in Tally in a few hrs. ...SO I can get right back in my car and ride to GA again. What am I doing with my LIFE?!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ive got a better idea, stay with me here: -We get some white paint and draw a big ass checkerboard grid on the swoop lane -Then we paint numbers in each of the squares -Then we each pick a number, and whichever one "Downsize" Mike bifs into is the winner I call it: Bouncing Bingo First prize is All of his gear! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

if thats what you call it... hehehehe seemed like most peeps at skydive atl. liked it... its how we do it in the atl. Well that's pretty much what I was doing at about 2 AM last Sat. I'm thinking maybe a nice selection of ass-shakin' and old sh*t to start out the evening, then drop the dilated pupil jams after the grown ups go to bed. And yeah "Downsize" Mike. Me, you, Mariposa and whoever else wants to join in will have to find time for a Boogie Bastard Mariachi jam session some time during the festivities. Maybe during the dinner hour or on Friday night. I do live merely to entertain the masses. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Also, yes. Get ready to bend over and take it like the bastard child that you are. ....At least that's what I hear. I, of course have nothing to do with this alleged organization. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well there had been talk of LocoBoca Productions setting up but it's not official yet. I think we'll have to put in a bid to the management. Who knows? If Shimmel wanted to do a guest spot with some of that suckin-on-a-blow-pop-and-spinning-in-place music, I've got room on the board to plug in the 1's and 2's. Of course that would all depend on whether enough people got on this thread talking about what a great idea it would be. As for visuals, I dont know nothin bout no lasers. Thats someone elses dept. Of course fireworks are illegal in GA, so it would be STUPID IF ANYBODY EVEN MENTIONED IT ON THIS THREAD (Ya hear me, guy who mentioned it?!). And that's unfortunate because I believe one of our very own who shall remain nameless (Consigliere) does have a Pyro license. Which reminds me, I have to call him about ...uhhhh something totally unrelated. (sssstttt........BOOM.......OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm sorry, all I heard was "Blah Blah Blah I'm a mincing little wannabe who'd rather get the back of my neck puked on by some brain dead Gainesville redneck in a football stadium where BEER IS NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!! mind you while watching a bunch of other brain dead rednecks run around on a field and smack each other on the ass, than come to a boogie where I'm 1000xs more likely to get laid and participate in the most exhilirating, truly manly sport in the world with a group of my real friends." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn, you're right she IS a Republican! Hey, I'm not knockin' you. I was just thinking about getting a pair for myself. You think it would help? I'm pretty "well groomed" for a guy. They can't. They're too busy staring. Which makes you look even faster by comparison. See? I understand the REAL strategy of the shorts. As for Shrek's idea: Dude, the reason youre always on video for the 8 ways is it takes 8 other f*ckers to match your fall rate. But since you sound so sincere, I'm in. And I'll bet you a jump I can hang with your Mach 10 falling ass at least once. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

But he wont get you on a 15 minute chopper load in 10 minutes. No offense Cheech. I'm just faster than you. Anyone who's seen her packing on a hot day in her little supershort shorts can tell you that's not the case. WHOA! Sorry, Ive had a couple beers and I just couldnt resist. Never happen. People like you will always leave the sweaty manual labor to us dark skinned immigrant types. But all joking aside, the truth is I dont mind your politics no matter how violently warped and pitifully deluded they might be. That line twist I packed you last weekend was strictly personal. By the way, was it twisted to the LEFT or to the RIGHT? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hey I resent that, not all... um im sorry what was I saying... oh well BUSH WON! yeah, umm... i better go now, I forgot who im talkin to I have to say I resent it too. Its a scientific fact that Most "boys" dont forget what theyve said until AT LEAST 30 SECONDS after an orgasm. Which HARDLY qualifies as "immediately." But you really should try harder to remember who youre talking to Brandon. Or at least you should try not to bring up politics unless youre absolutely sure who's doing your packing. (NOTE: That comment was meant to include Brandy, but not meant to encourage her to comment on her politics either.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I dont know what youre talkin about. I aint posted in days. Yeah! That's right! Days! If Iduh been postin youd see a picture of Bob Marley on this page. You see a picture of Bob Marley on this page?! Nope! Thats right. Cause I aint been postin! Whew! That was close! Hey Kev! I dont have an xbox but for 10 jumps I can get you a 6-DVD Box Set of the Best of the Weather Channel with Special Extended Pretty Color Radar Footage No Sound Track of course. But wait there's more! For 10 pack jobs we'll also throw in a bootleg cassette of The Best of Pink Floyd sung LIVE by be bonfire with ALL NEW NEVER HEARD BEFORE LYRICS by our buddy Justin! ....I wonder what's the record for most inside jokes referenced in one post. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

...Did I mention my first ever helicopter jump consisted of myself and three slammin' hot females?

LOL...well, at least I lived up to you expectations of me. You did say I was too reserved though. All of my expectations and then some. And I'm PROUD that I was the only one with the audacity to come up and fondle your velvet cape. ....Repeatedly. True I thought you could've relaxed a little more. Of course, the most flattering pic of me I've seen so far is where I was hiking up my kilt to show my pasty white ass, so I may not be the best example. But I'll say it again: Damn that thing was comfortable! I really wish I could wear one all the time. As for you Cheech (aka no shoes) forget about the pics and the rave reviews about this party. It wasn't as good as it sounds. ...............It was BETTER. And if you knew the half of what you missed you would be left with no choice but to kill yourself. I won't say anymore because I don't want to rub it in. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

WOW! I made it into skymama's personal pics!! Oh, this is truly an honor. I feel like I should be walking around a stage crying with a big bouquet of roses and a tiara on my head. (Hmmmm, costume idea for next year.) My apologies to anyone who's eye I almost put out with my sword. I'm not quite used to handling 51 inches. ...Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to make. I figure it'll take me another 6 months of therapy to get over my sexual obsession with Princess Leia. ......................Again! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

CAMERA! [B]CAMERA! GAWD DAMMIT![/B] Lazer show. Sick ass f*ckin' costumes. Wall to wall hotties dressed up as characters from every twisted fantasy I've ever had. And I forget to bring a CAMERA! PLEASE anyone who got shots of this mayhem post them ASAP so you can help me piece together my hazy memories. If I had to pick one party to drive 4 hours to with nothing but 1/2 tank of gas and my last 26 bucks in my pocket this would be it. 2 helo jumps, free eats, free beer, cool music (once I got into the uhhhh...mood for it), kick ass light show, and a hangarful of eye candy which I will carry with me at countless, long, lonely moments in the dark. And I don't know about the rest of you but I can't remember the last time I was so totally entertained by a glass ball juggling mime dude. All that and I somehow managed to leave with 30 bucks in my pocket. Special props to Uncle/Papa Whit for another half dozen hook-ups including my first ever Helo jump and crash space in his PimpWagon (That old camper's gonna kick ass once you get some new sturdier springs in it.). It was cool meeting all those new people whose names I won't be able to remember at the next boogie -especially skymama who turned out to be the ball busting smart ass I expected her to be- but I agree with whoever said we should wear name tags next time. Maybe with just our screen names. Which reminds me: just in case anyone's still confused, the black dude in my avatar is NOT ME. If you don't know who that is, you should listen to more reggae music. See you freax at the MoFo. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ah-Aight Roaming DZ kiddies and all other random ragamuffins: I'm just about to load all the DJ Gear in the ReggaeMobile for the Music With Words Partybut be advised. I ain't got the strenph to haul out that sub woofer just for my health. Nope, my muscles are just for show. What I'm trying to say is: The BASS don't drop until the HAT goes 'round. The Free entertainment will come when I start falling down. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well Mariposa wasn't complaining. What I do need to make the Tennessee girl happy, a banjo to duel with? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

*** Sign me up then. Thanks guys!!! I need practice, lots of practice. OH my goodness what have I gotten myself into w/ this singing gig Pssshhhh! Anybody can practice. To PLAY the game all you need is BALLS. And if I'm "ruff" on those BALLS, it's 'cause they're toooooo old. This just in: I also got a verbal commitment -which as any drunken virgin will tell you is as good as a legal contract- from "Downsize" Mike that he's gonna start bringing his guitar to the boogies. Between that, two vocalists and the Uncle/Papa percussion section, I'd say we're just a sax player away from a Boogie Bastard Mariachis record deal. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, we'd have to find some extra special way to celebrate that. I'm thinking something involving candle wax. {In the voice of the Ginsu Knife commercial guy} But wait, there's more! My 100th Kitty's 200th Michelle's 100th or 200th I can't remember which JunkYardPup's 200th and since she somehow forgot to mention it: Mariposa's First Anniversary in the sport How much would you pay? Someone better be able to get a wholesale deal on whipped cream. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Either that or covered with wet boobies an KY Jelly. ...Boys will be boys. What'd I ask for a f*cking civil engineering lesson?! I just want something done to rectify the situation before I kill myself. And I KNOW we can't build a bridge because there WILL be trolls, and they'll spend the entire night chasing Shrek around the hangar again. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I also want to thank my attentive audience on Saturday night for reminding me that my EXTENDED years of college music classes and drunken jamming haven't gone completely to waste. Particularly Mickey and Ruby Ann (What a great name!) who were looking at me like Springsteen every time I peaked out from under my hat. But forget about encouraging me (my ego's enough to keep me wailing whether any asshole's listening or not) tell Marianne how good she sounded so I can get her up there again. The Mariachi Boogie Bastard Band is soon to be born! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Those are nice Tia, but what's with all the red eye, was everybody wearing contacts or something?

I should get upset at that right? But with all the free time I have to jump now I'm not sure I disagree. Besides, I have to go to all of Spence's boogies otherwise I might never start getting paid for DJing Spence's boogies. Need a DJ? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is