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Ann Marie's screen name better be Ellie Mae. Thats the official moniker she was given by the Holy Oracle of Nicknames (aka Me). As for the house warming party. I still havent seen a date for it. Dont even try to non-invite me you smelly immigrant! I know where you live! (And where your gonna live!) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You kids have fun. And somebody see if my skydiving monkey is still stuck in the tree over the porta pottys. I've got a 12 pack of your choice for whomever rescues him and secures his safe return. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

One of us........One of us........ Employment is for people who lack imagination. ...or a Sugar Mama. I'll go ahead and start the Roll Call so you guys can go ahead and go off topic and ReStart the Roll Call 15 more times: popsjumper CrazyRick FlyDoc DJ Electric Boy Mariposa ....And Kitty, I dont mind you lurking. I always knew you were a dirty little voyeur at heart. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sorry. Back on Topic Here. Twister?? Oh Yea!! Can we play Strip Jello Shot Twister!! Much more fun that way I need a rule clarification on this game. According to the Official spinner on my Twister game there are 4 legal appendages (Right hand Left hand Right foot & Left foot) removing the pants may give some of us an unsanctioned Fifth Appendage advantage. Or would that be considered a handicap? Or just a foreign obstacle on the playing field? Would we have to use a different kind of spinner? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Of course you do Sweetie ... of course you do..............(smiling sarcastically) Playing catch-up: 1) Dicky Dawg -As much as it twists my colon to agree with Chinzilla, I have to say I am also skeptical about seeing you at this or any boogie. But I was skeptical about the effectiveness of water training too until last weekend. So prove me wrong. Just make sure I have my Gatorz on first 'cause you without a shirt in direct sunlight is gonna be like a f*ckin' solar flare! 2) Shrek -"lack of iron ass?" ...that's funny. When's the Xmas party? How many seats in the hot tub? And what can I bring? (To put in the hot tub I mean. Real whipped cream or will ReddiWhip clean up easier?) 3) J. -Cute t shirt. Too bad theyve never sold one to a whuffo 'cause as everyone knows inter-gravity relationships never work out. (Just ask my ex.) Not that I'd advise you to dump your whuffo girl. Just get her on a tandem as soon as possible. And 4) Pyke -your "bloody truck broke down?" Sounds like you have also been spending too much time with certain Foreign elements, and its affecting your speech. Youre not alone. I had to move to another state when I caught myself using the words "proper shagging." Get some help. Marco! ......... ..........Marco!...... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

OK, so I just finally started on the magazine article, and it's about 1/2 done. Itll be done by tomorrow because Im too damned good to bother with proofreading. Whataya want from me? Moving is a big, fat, hairy, Rosie O'Donnell-at-an-all-u-can-eat-pizza-buffet-sized bitch and it never gets any easier no matter how much crap I throw away. But I'm finally the F*** out of Tallahassee and I've never felt better. (No offense to those of you I left behind in that Hell hole.) (Well, O.K. offense to some of you but you know who you are.) Anyway, if you've got any pictures and youre too dumb or lazy to put them in a gallery here or on the Farm site you can send them to me at robbyrobb@hotmail.com. Ive got 250 megs to spare so be gentle. Warn me if youre sending something huge. Of course I dont know who the hell to submit this stuff to yet, but I'll find out soon enough. Meantime, while some of you are busy attaching snow skis to the Porter, I'll be unpacking boxes. ...................................................F*ckin' FOREVER! P.S. Some of you have been worrried so just so you know, I've also FINALLY recovered from the pond-induced SHRINKAGE. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, and you will be mentioned in the article Im sending to PARACHUTIST Mag. Except for the cow swooping part of course. Which reminds me ANYONE WHO TOOK PICTURES OR VIDEO THIS WEEKEND. Be sure to post or send me any good stills or vidcaps you've got so I can submit those too. Who knows, you may get to see your pretty face in print. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Nobody likes a tease dude. Oh well, I meant what I said before, itll be enough entertainment just to see your pasty night-shift ass in beach attire. And since we can't set up our own illegal parasailing trip we'll just have to settle for swooping the tourists. It's fun. You just fly right past some old lady under a parasail and you scream "OH MY GOD THE ROPE BROKE! I'M GONNA DIIIEEEEE!" The look on their face is priceless. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Dicky DAAAAWWWWGG! Dude, dont go to all that trouble, itll be enough to see you get out of that mildewy ass bar long enough to attend an actual boogie. ..............O.K. Who am I kidding? No it wont. We need you to get the boat too. Hmmmm, parachute plus boat equals ....... (Note to self: pick up about 200' of rope on way to Marco Island) As for all the sky-honeys asking about the B license requirement: remember, that's only so you can jump. There are NO LICENSE REQUIREMENTS for hanging out on the beach in your favorite T-back. But I will be the first to say that water training is VERY important. So is Scotch Guarding your rig. Dont ask how, I just know. O.K.? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Im sorry all I heard was: "blah blah blah Im a whiny loser who wont admit that I was behind and Brandy split the pot with me out of the pity of her heart. In fact, I think I was behind Robby and I probably wouldnt have been in the game that long at all if Brandy hadn't pulled that third ace out of her lucky f*ckin' river card ass!" Speaking of lucky, congratulations to the new beer bitc...uhh, I mean AFF Graduates. Especially Feather who managed to squeeze in five consecutive levels in one day while memorizing the geographical layout of the entire county. Too bad the wind wasnt quite strong enough to actually blow her into Alabama. I think she was planning to sell the student rig there to pay off all the jumps. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, for me to do a perfect swan dive into the pond in my beautiful white suit and full face would have been a wonderfully thoughtful way for me to lighten the somber mood after that ash dive. In fact, that's just the kind of beautiful selfless gesture I'm known for. That is if it were actually true. But fortunately for me, according to one of the cardinal rules of skydiving it never happened. It's nice to want!!!! Awww, no video? Too bad! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sweet! Between the jump he still owes me and Shrek's Freeloader Freeload that's two freebies Ive got in the bank. I'd also like to nominate myself to organize the Inaugural OrFun Way and Initiations (Organize: v.; get a bunch of goofballs together in the back of the hangar long enough to get them on the same load.) All those opposed ...tell someone who cares. Now back to the Jerry Springer Show Online. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Must be nice to have a credit card that's not covered in dust ...Hell. It must be nice to have a savings account! I know not what course other may take, but as for me: take my time but leave me my money. I've got a lot more of one than the other. ....Now the Caravan, that sounds like an interesting "no frills" option. And how cool would it be if we could actually jump in to the festivities? Even cooler: "Oh my God! we had uhhhh engine trouble Yeah! And the pilot told us we'd better bail out. Uh huh. Oh man we were scared! Good thing we had parachutes on. Can you believe we all ended up landing right in front of this bar?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

CAREFUL JETHRO! That sounds suspiciously like an adve..... OOPS! I mean like a "you know what" the "A-word" you don't want to get put in the penalty box again. And a few Points before I go to the Dog Track with Lee and continue my NEW career as a Professional Gambler: 1) Jeez! Your "friend" tells you he's trying to lose some weight, so you TRY to help him avoid temptation by removing some excess fatty, carb-laden snack foods from his cupboard and all you get is insults. That's O.K. Chinzilla (aka Lee), I know youre just cranky because youre blood sugar is low. Go eat one of the neighborhood children and youll feel better. 2) I did not "freak," I merely pointed out a logistical problem with keeping my expertly cooked cuisine at an edible temperature over an extended period of time. But since there will be a propane cooker on site, problem solved. F*ck a chocolate pie. Put me down for some authentic Spic Style (I'm allowed to say that) Arroz con Habichuelas. (Look it up.) 3) Asparagus? ....hey Lee, be sure and bring some gravy. Edited to Add: Yes Blaine, I can make it vegetarian if it'll give you one less thing to whine about. And oh yeah, everybody stop misspelling Shambles' name. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Let's see ....should the Supreme Giver of Nicknames (Me) bestow the name of the greatest American actor of all time; the man who breathed life into such quintessential cinema characters as Terry Malloy (On The Waterfront), Col. Kurtz (Apocalypse Now), and -need I even mention- Don Vito Corleone (The Godfather) onto the guy who blew off a boogie to drink Natty Light out of a Coke can in Doak (no beer allowed) Campbell Stadium and watch Chris Rix and the Noles get brutally ass raped (AGAIN) ? The magic Nick Name 8-Ball says................. NO F*CKIN' WAY! In order to even earn a custom nickname from me Brandon has to do something memorable like ....well.....showing up. And taking a moderately hard opening without bitching like a bleeding JV Cheerleader who just ran out of Midol. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I also have a philosophical.......nay, I dare even call it a spiritual problem with people who dress up their animals. Yes, they always justify it by claiming that the animal enjoys it, offering as evidence the fact that the animal doesn't scream, run, or commit ritual suicide to avoid such indignities. But they overlook the obvious: If you fed me twice a day, stroked me on a regular basis, and allowed me to spend the remainder of my time guiltlessly licking myself in public I might let you dress me up in a stupid outfit once in a while too. Doesn't make it right. As for whether or not she can fly....she will fly .....Oh yes, she will fly. As long as she can fit under my cheststrap

-They can? Jeez, I haven't even rented the U-Haul yet and already my weekends are being planned for me. Good thing I finally got access to a computer or I might never have known. -yeah, yeah. Sure she says she's coming. Personally I've heard the ChaosKitty tease so many times I'm chafed. I'll believe it when she's rubbing the sunscreen on me. As for you Miss FreeFly ....if you think you're going to put off your RB initiation for a nice warm day on the beach you are sorrowfully misinformed. I predict your sombrero (and hopefully one or two other things) will be coming out by the XMas Boogie. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I believe that Santa is actually going to be at the Farm next weekend. Heidi-Ho . I'd like to invoke my right as an American to say that the picture of Santa, and all of this talk about Santa Claus is both divisive and offensive and you can expect a call from my pain-in-the-ass PC liberal lawyer. Better buy some nice new clothes because we're going to the Supreme Court on this one. Unless of course Hans wants to avoid negative nationwide exposure and settle the suit for an undisclosed number of jump tickets. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Youre supposed to get pied numbnuts, then if youre lucky it gets licked off by all the skybabes. Its a sign of love, appreciation and respect from your fellow skydivers. ............Of course, I only read that somewhere. Myself, Brandon and Kelly who, after MUCH careful waiting, planning and scheduling, did our respective 100th, 100th and 200th simul-f*ckin-taneously at the Farm a few weeks ago wouldnt really know. But all that emotional pain aside, if we're looking for something to do closer to actual Xmas I just got back from Skydive Miami. Nice people, good area (great view of Everglades Natl Park), only one plane (15 seater grand caravan) but someone told me if I can bring a group of 10 or more theyll take it up any day of the week. And its only 25 min from my Moms house. Unfortunately its on a commercial airport so they actually heed the federal law about no alcohol. But theres also great scuba diving a little farther down the road. Could make for a nice long winter weekend and a nice opportunity to thaw out our nuts a little. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I'm sorry, all I heard was "Blah Blah Blah...who the f*ck do I think I am picking on somebody's name when I'm not even a f*cking Brother?!" I should get on the table or mind my own damned business." OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, I wouldn't mind cooking up some good O.G. Rican slop for everyone. Barring the one logistical issue: ...how I'm supposed to keep it hot all damn day.) As for this thing where we wrap up our garbage and force other people to happily take it home, I'm not clear on the concept. Do slightly used adult novelty items count? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ahh Yesss, Medicina! In my (euphoric perhaps?) haze I had almost forgotten that one. Thanks for refreshing my memory Mama. No offense Blanco. You're a very lucky man. A verrry pale, verrry freckly, verrryy lucky man. (Probably rich.) In fact I forget who all we initiated that night. Put up the names so we can all look them up. And while we're at it, how 'bout a picture of your "beloved" bastard Loco Boca already?! Speaking of bastards. As you might have noticed the OrFun ceremony didnt happen as planned. I blame the weather, and the fact that our shirts werent ready. (Who am I bullsh*tting? Its cause we're TOTALLY F*CKING DISORGANIZED. Fortunately that's part of our charm.) We're also a Democracy.(Ya hear that #2? We're a DE-MOC-RA-CY. [i.e.: All EQUALLY worthless.]) So should we shoot for doing it at the XMas or what? Sound off my little ragamuffins. -V OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

holy moly, which one????? ((((sigh)))) ...this is me overlooking that comment.......to add: Damn! Am I late again?! Good thing I'm worth the wait. I'm just sorry I missed the Dr. Phil emotional intervention session on page 2. Hey in between the packing classes, poker game and the Ladies' Blindfolded Pilot-Ass-Grabbing Competition, dont foget to take advantage of my class in PRIVATE MESSAGING 101. Roll Call: MiniBrandi Pruitt Nic hans shimell Kelly (and.......?) Mariposa texas West Coast Brandy aka the Take-Out Queen Mr. West Coast Brandy flyinglimpin j Downsize Mike Castora aka "Hold 'Em Beaver" DJ Electric Boy Spence may be afraid to show up. He owes me $$$. Get your big red grinnin' ass out there boy. I wont break your knees just yet. And Nic, the "Pack my shit" horse is cold. Let that joke go, I'm about to eat turkey for God's sake! Edited to add: GAWD! That took FOREVER type! My Moms computer SUCKS! HAPPY THANKSGIVING FREAX! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, that's what I said. Game time is 7:45PM on ESPN which means we need a satellite dish and a receiver. Name the system and we'll figure out which direction to point the thing in. Otherwise we'll have to find a sports bar in Big pimpin' Cedar grove or whatever the name of that podunk town is. Which means we'l have to leave the Fram The Farm, and no one wants that. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah. The Inaugural OrFun-Way and First OrFun Initiations. YES. We've waited long enough to be born, the labor pains are unbearable. The absence of Uncle/Papa aka "Spanky" will occupy the "sux" column, and we'll have him in our hearts. But we're going. This weekend. Period. This a Democracy, shut up and do what we say. Also, you TOTALLY forgot the "Gimp Rally" Who've we got on the DL? Sage, Roham, Boboso, Nicki, FlyingJ... and who else? No reason they should be allowed to just sit there and be worthless all day. I say we get a Crutch Relay Race going. Teams of 2, ONE CRUTCH per Team. First prize is first pick of all the painkillers. Friendly wagers only. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is