RastaRicanAir

Someone mark down the date and the time because this is truly an occasion: I have NO RESPONSE. Except to say that you just made me giggle my f***in' ass off. And I needed that. Grazi. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Tallahassee. Shrek is pretty good with directions, but I'd like to get some back up from somebody who's from the area -and who speaks English. BTW: For everybody's future reference, AAA.com has a really good Maps & Directions feature that beats the sh*t out of Mapquest. I sh*t you not, the other day I pulled up Mapquest directions from work to a place on the south side of town and they told me to go north and get on the Interstate! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I LOVE getting these gigs before anybody tells me I'm doing them! This is a tough choice: Pig Roast & football w/ the kids at Gordo's Cuban Cafe in Tally (The BEST Cuban food ANYWHERE. Tell 'em Robby Robb sent ya!) or Pig Roast & football w/ a bunch of psycho jumpers, RB's and these Orfuns that I've heard so much about. Hmmmmmm.... Am I getting paid?

No, only a woman from FL. Chicks is always cold! Ever been woken out of a really cool dream by someone coming back from the bathroom and putting a pair of half frozen size 6's against your ass? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh and uhhhh... I'm not sure what the f*** this means. But if anyone sees me passed out face down, please do me a favor and turn me over on my back. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, that waiting 'til the end of the work week got to be too much for me. But I don't have to deal with it anymore! Heh. ... BTW: Where the hell are the directions to this place? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Uhhhhh.... How 'bout for now we just stick to "We've got jumpers in the air over SkyDive the Farm." And we'll work on your ad-lib skills later. Gee, I'd LOVE to be at this boogie, but that's the FSU/UF game and I have to work an event for the radio sta....... Oh yeah! I forgot. That radio station is a pathetic sinking ship full of dishonorable rat-f*ck-c*ck-suckers who fire anyone who dares to claim their right to a liveable salary, and they'll all burn in the liars' pit of hell for their complete lack of scruples and desperate want for balls of any kind. Nevermind. I guess I am available. Do you need a DJ? Let me rephrase that: Does anyone fell like posting and telling the management how much better this boogie would be with a DJ? Also, I don't think I can make it or encourage my friends to attend unless we're provided with a television and at least some major rabbit ears for the purpose of watching FSU (such as they are ) take on the Gators. (Who -nothing personal- [B] SUCK THE SWEAT OFF A DEAD MAN'S ASS WITH A STRAW[/B]) F*CK THE GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yeah, it's nice that you have credit. Kind of like it's nice when illegal Mexicans win the California lottery. And until you start taking proper showers during boogies, the honeymoon suite (away from the rest of us) is allll yours. As for the beer, you'll be tripping over it when you get into bed. The formula goes like this: Step 1: Buy about 5 cases of "Extra" beer Step 2: Go to a boogie in the mtns with slack-ass unprepared jumpers Step 3: [B]PROFIT[/B] Hey, you guys wanna see something funny? Someone buy Cheech a jump ticket, but ONLY if he does a barefoot hop & pop @ altitude. Then later, we can all sit by the fire and watch his frostbitten toes fall off. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

BBBUUUUUZZZZZZ!!! Ooohhh, sorry. The correct answer is "Hey good lookin' WE'LL[/B] be back to pick you up later." Wwee'lllll be back. AND you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. (*tsk*) We're gonna have to deduct that jump ticket from your total and add it to Robby's. Also, I believe it was Mustang rather than a Mercedes. But I could just be drunk. NEVER f*** with a former FAT KID on TV trivia. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

O.K., since I don't have a job to be at in the morning I'll start: TallyASSee Crew and Trailer Rats: -Shrek & Fiona -RastaRicanAir: a.k.a. DJ ELECTRIC (Will Pack 4 jumps) BOY -"Il Consigliere": a.k.a. NY Brian -junkyardpup & Pokerhontas -Cheech: a.k.a. the Cloud Whisperer -Swoop Dogg: a.k.a. Brian "C.P." McWeeney Al right let's cut & paste MoFos. Next...? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Who the f*** says I don't want a free jump?! I've been drinking, so someone tell me for sure. That does say: jump "with" her right? ...There's "with" in there? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Well, it wouldn't hurt. But no f***ing handouts! I'll only accept what I think I deserve. P.S. Ask for a self indulgent rant from a guy who's made a career out of talking about himself and you shall receive. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1293428;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Yes, After 9 & 1/2 years of being the #1 Midday DJ, then the #1 Morning DJ, then the #1 Afternoon DJ, -and not to brag but according to the reviews of even my competitors the best DJ in the city of Tallahassee- "Your Imaginary Friend Robby Robb" has just been unceremoniously released by his "superiors" from a position which he held before either of them ever moved to Tallahassee, because: Ready? "It's NOT WORKING OUT.". Of course, they had the decency to do it 5 minutes before I was supposed to go on the air on a Monday Afternoon. Presumably so I have to rest of the week to help someone else build a #1 radio station from scratch. AND they were even nice enough to let me work a full day on Saturday so I could drive up to the Farm for my weekly injection of sanity (jumping) in the middle of the night! Let that stand as an object lesson to those of you who have ever considered a career in radio. There is no such thing as 2 weeks notice when you have access to $1 million in equipment and the ears of an entire city. Anyway, I just wanted to let all of you EVERYWHERE know that if your local rock radio station currently sucks, there is a prime cash cow available. And those of you whom I know personally, should know that I am -at this very moment- endeavoring to DRAIN a 2 liter bottle of my own homebrewed cherry wheat beer with my fortunately-always-at-home buddy mgerra a.k.a. Shrek the Dirty Brit, and that after a full day of such activities I will be heading to that sinking-ship-of-a-station in the morning to inquire about my due rights. I'm told by sources who care that I should be entitled to a considerable severance package among other things. Thanks for letting me vent, stay the f*** out of the radio business, (And if you do, try not to beat the sh*t out of your boss in the ratings.) and those of you who have expressed appreciation for my posts be advised that since I don't have a computer at home, they might get a little less regular. I'm going to get drunk. See you at the Roaming DZ Mountain Boogie, the next $110 @ the Farm, and the FFF on Halloween. What? You think I'm going to let them take my f***ing life away?! Get in the door. P.S. Anybody need a pack job? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Sorry, that was me. I accidentally posted under Shrek's name on his computer. Ain't a damn thang wrong wit da ghetto! Dat's weh dey grow da ghetto BOOTIES! And I'll spin f***in' POLKA all night if the $$$'s right. Especially now since I just got FIRED from my 10 year gig at X-101.5 about two hours ago. Yeah for real. No sh*t. And you guys are the first to know. Tallahassee doesn't even know yet. But that's a matter for another thread, let's not change the subject. ...Uhhh....Anybody need a pack job?

Actually I was more concerned about this Statement from the Electric Wonder Boy. He wants to get greg in the shower to show him how to "rock a mic properly"? O.K. So I knew that wasn't going to sound right. I was just waiting for someone with advanced psycho-sexual issues and latent "man-on-man" shower fantasies to make that disgusting connection. Thanks J.! Not that it's any of my business, but I think you may have spent too much time at the Fulton County lock-up yesterday. BTW: You never told me how that BIG Hold'Em game with Lee turned out Saturday? After all that trash talk I'll bet you took him straight to the cleaners right?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

AW HELL NAW! Step off punk! C, days gun be a pufeshunal MC up in niss piece. Mr. Microphone can hang at the Greyhound station and announce the 12:27 to Cleveland. Or better yet, sit back, take notes and let the BIG DOG EAT. P.S. Get a bigger shower, with two massaging heads and padded seats and maybe I'll teach you how to rock a mic properly. Edited to add:FULLSPECTRUMENTERTAINMENT@earthlink.net OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No, actually now that I look at it, I forgot #3: 3) Beer OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

TallyASSee Trailer Rat Update Update: Welcome to the MUTHA_____SHIP (Emphasis on Mutha*****) Our PRELIMINARY Passenger Manifest: First Class: 1) Shrek & 2) Fiona: in the Bridal Suite, which should remain surprisingly quiet because he never showers during a boogie 3) DJ ELECTRIC BOY: accompanied by my musical lifemate "Natalie" and a shower full of DJ equipment 4) junkyardpup & 5) Pokerhontas: Princess of unpaid and underappreciated cocktail waitresses 6) Cheech the Shoeless: who will only be allowed to drive if there are no clouds to distract him 7) ???? It appears we have one First Class slot available, which will soon go on the block unless we hear from Miki The Kid or Consigliere Brian soon Coach Class: 1) Brian "C.P." McNenney: riding but not crashing 2) Flying J: tentatively crashing but not riding It appears we've got a load. (huh huh huh....load) Only 3 things to remember: 1) Beer, Liquor, Ice, Cooler, and Beer Yes, bring a cooler, the fridge sucks. (and oh yeah, food, sheets, toothbrushes blah blah blah...) and 2) Please void your bowels BEFORE boarding the vehicle P.S. Someone bring a floormat so we can avoid the mud situation of last time. Did I miss anyone? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Translation: He was crying. So THAT'S what happened! Oh, I think you'll all agree, that's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard! Give it up Ogre-boy, you're big tough rugby hooligan cover is officially blown. And before you respond, don't piss me off. Remember who's fronting you his very own wheels for the rest of the month. .....Jesus! What am I thinking?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

850-297-68..Whoa!............... Maybe I should start using PMs too! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

How many time do I have to tell you?! ALWAYS WEAR YOUR CAMERA HELMET! Especially the way you drive. BTW: You can tell us. What the HELL were you looking at?! We KNOW it wasn't two wet naked girls wrestling with each other on the side of the road. Also, answer your f***in fone and tell me if you talked to Miki the Kid and Consigliere Brian about the RV. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's REALLY F*CKING INSULTING! ....I'm not "playing" anything! And Yes, that is the very same Jess: as featured in Vol.1 of Bumpy Brothers Gone Wild Castora Rodriguez RastaRicanAir a.k.a. DJ Electric Boy koz2000 CASIE-KITTY!! Freakous bkdice jmfreefly goofyjumper Lee Marks Kelel01 LoudDan Shananay Katieasc CCowden ChaosKitty Freeflir29 Skynole Melstarr Volo Brooke Chris AlisonJr Skyedyvr Brie FreeflyDrew RanchHand SunnyDee Greg DoubleSpock (All the way from MA) Freekfly (All the way from MA) Ianmdrennan Katie JRock Skymama Doctor Dave Erin "Golden"-Brown. Mouth DaGimp Sheenster303 FlyingJ CSpenceFLY and the RoamingDZ Douwanto Sat & Sun *Derekbox Maybe: IMGR2 Turtlespeed Brits17 Blues, Ian OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

My O.G. Mama is a 5'0" Puerto Rican Catholic Divorcee. When it comes to guilt trip cards, you've got a pair of deuces to her Royal Flush! We'll all be in the same place next week. Keep your "It's my birthday, treat me like I'm the shiz-nit" Card handy and we'll honor it then. (And don't let me forget about that "knee-brace" thing either.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You're right, 36 C is NOT a good day. It's a GREAT WEEKEND![/B] (*sigh!*) I'll never understand female insecurity! I've seen brand new Ferraris on the showroom floor too. Doesn't mean I don't equally appreciate a Mint Condition '65 Mustang. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Thanks! And she never reads this thing, but I just got a verbal confirmation on our beloved Castora Rodriguez OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is