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Uhhh *ahem* .....y'know I'm over here too. Remember me? 'Dunking booth guy'? Maybe you didnt see me, I was over here behind a six foot pile of unmatched baby socks. You can find me on Friday under the car draining the oil pan so we dont destroy the environment. That is if Saint Bolas doesnt forget to bring the tools.. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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SH*T!! I too had important stuff to do this weekend. I was going to drop off my rig in Albany for my 197 day Reserve re-pack and Cypres install, then go to Tallahassee and download some music for us to groove to at Dublin. Now I have to go all the way to Tallahassee then back to the Farm. Alright, I'll come on 2 conditions: 1) That Hans lets me (the Clark Kent of skydiving) write an article for the Mag. (payment to be discussed at Manifest of course) and 2) That Uncle/Papa does his whole gear maintenance seminar the same way he did last year. ...with his FLY down. P.S. Did anyone see the Safety Day ad on the back of Parachutist this month? The chick in the ad's not wearing a f*ckin' helmet. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Perhaps I'm just a bit jaded, but if you give me a minute to put my dark Gatorz on, I might actually be curiously amused to see that. ...But ONLY if you guys put together a lip-synch routine to "I'm Too Sexy..." Ohhhhh, laughing 'til I PUKE. (Or maybe vice versa) ANOTHER EDIT: On that note I'd like to take this opportune moment to challenge both El Carbone and the Original Gangsta Peanut to take a shift in the OrFun Charity Dunking Booth. The cleanest thing you'll ever do in the name of Boobies. P.S. Didnt Scotty already play a Leprechaun once? I swear that was him in that movie where the Leprechaun goes around killing people. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Rules for pieing? Where did you guys learn to jump, "Skydive Shangri-Freakin'-La?!!" Rule 1) If youve done something pie-able, get your gear off ASAP Rule 2) When it comes to pieing you, your friends are assh*les. (Rule 2B: remember this when youre the pie-er) Rule 3) Bring an extra pair of contacts and some shampoo. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Trust me, I spent a whole long weekend on the beach with them. ...We wont see those things without a RING As for baiting the dunk tank, by Saturday night I'll be surprised if it's still more water than tequila. (Note to self: Pick up some of that dye that turns red when someone pees in your pool) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yea, but thats for work Mr. Bridesmaid. You wont be havin' any fun. Especially with that new crotch antenna! Hey, since I'm going in the dunk tank before my healing period is up, I think you and your man-wife should too. Or are you afraid your fishhook will rust? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Is it scientifically possible to sink bubbles? Other than in a pint of Guinness I mean. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Leather parachute ball stretcher...eh, what?!
RastaRicanAir replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Its not that I know how the thing is worn that bothers me. It's that I'm the only one who will admit that I know how it's worn. HINT: When your hear a splash and feel a cold sensation as you're sitting down on the toilet, it's time to take the weights off. P.S. Shaving's for p*ssies. Real men wax. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Oooohh! Wait. Am I the only one who has a sexual fantasy that includes all three of those? BTW: ALL YOU CORPORATE SLAVES WHO ARE PLANNING ON BAILING FIRST THING SUNDAY MORNING FYI: Sunday March 20, 2005 marks the Vernal Equinox a.k.a. the FIRST DAY OF SPRING a.k.a. 12 HOURS of Daylight. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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UPDATE: We have a dunking booth. Now we need more Volunteers: (According to my records) Daytime Abusive Bastard Shift: -DJ Electric Boy -Bolas -skinnyshrek doesnt bathe during boogies -Uncle/Papa Whit ??? - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Men, sign up now and we'll try to find a nice (READ: big breasted) skybabe to towel you off. Nighttime Virgin-White T-Shirt shift: -Mariposa -Castora (trust me, she'll do it) - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ........Ladies.......Remember, this is for charity, and that charity is all about you! Now if youll excuse me, I have to get out of this house for a while 'cause contrary to CNN's belief [I][B][U]I DON'T GIVE HALF A LIMP F*CK ABOUT MARTHA STEWART WALKING AROUND FEEDING HER MOTHER F*CKING HORSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/I][/B][/U] Does that make me a bad American? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Sorry kids, I've been on the web all nite. Still havent found a good Hillbilly - English Translator. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Alright, Bolas and I have the Car Smash Committee details taken care of. (Why do I keep volunteering for this stuff?) Now who's in charge of the Bake Sale? Bubbles, if you havent gotten a chance to talk to the Dunking Booth people, PM me and I'll take care of it. [EDITED:] Nevermind. The Dunking Booth is NOT available. ...To anyone ELSE, 'cause I just RESERVED IT for US!! It'll be delivered on Saturday Morning and picked up on Monday. (No extra charge for Sunday!!) And you wont believe how cheap it is. www.RentalConcept.com ROX!! Ladies, we need more volunteers for the Post-Sunset White T-Shirt shift. (HeeHee! Charity work is FUN!!!) Now seriously, what's up with that Bake Sale? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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That is ABSOLUTELY revoluting!! Ta-ta's are not suppose to be inverted!!! Naked CHOPPER jump. Instead of inverting they'll just kind of slide over to the sides and undulate rhythmically against the soft, pulsing breath of the wind; their taut skin glimmering in the golden springtime sunlight. Like fleshy wings on some great, glorious bird. .....uhhhh..Excuse me, I gotta go take a shower. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Pops, EVERYTHING you remember was a LOOOOONNNNGG time ago! I dont trust a fruit thats shaped like an ass AND has hair on it. I vote GRAPE. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Thats TOO confusing for those of who drink!! Besides, we had a sit down with him last weekend and we decided that since he spells his PeanuTT with 2 TT's we can call him Peanutt-Squared, ...or Nutt Squared, or ...Square Nuts. See? Nicknaming people is FUN!
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Better get some duct tape and tape the sh*t out of the windows too. And some gloves. We actually let a few little kids take whacks at one of the station events. Pretty cute. We gave them a rubber mallet. BTW: Is anyone else getting snowed on right now? I used to think it was cool to get rain and sunshine at the same time in Miami. But I'm looking out at a beautiful sunny day right now and its f*cking snowing!! Pretty. But I hope it goes the hell away in the next 3 weeks. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Loose glass windows and headlights really should go. We can do without tiny shards of glass flying around, especially if we have to be the ones to pick the thing up and put it on a truck. But windshields are made out of safety glass
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I just fell out of my chair. So your on the floor?! NOW youre getting the right idea! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Skydive Monroe Reopening/Chaquita Going Away Party
RastaRicanAir replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Y'know what you F*CKIN' ASSH*LE?!!! ...That was actually pretty funny! Cant help it, I turn into David Hasselhoff when Ive been wearing a hat all day. NOW back to the [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1374044;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread"] DUBLIN BOOGIE [/B][/URL]threads. And DONT FORGET the FAKE BRITISH ACCENT CONTEST that I'm sponsoring. All Day Saturday!!! Who can keep it up the longest? Entrance is FREE to all. Shrek is the Judge. First Prize is a Jump Ticket supplied by ME!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Hey, I had a Cypres on. It was at least TWICE that! As for Skymama's picture. That settles it, if theyve done the hot air 3-Way, we GOTTA go for 5. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Sweetie. That's why they invented SCREAMING!!!!!!![/I][/B] You havent met the right people yet. It doesn't have to be a boy. .....Or your hand. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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LATE BREAKING FLASH from the National Weather Service:........... It's winter. ...Effects are expected to be felt throughout approximately half of the Earth until further notice. Please wait patiently, the next available Almighty will be with you shortly to address any complaints. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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p*ssy! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yep, I just checked Webster's. That's the definition all right. If you get REALLY scared, try putting a parachute on. There will be plenty of them there. Whoever's on our load, strap your balls on. We're goin' for the 4-Way! (Oh Yeah, Edit) I'm also looking for a partner to do a 2-way Chopper jump: You on one strut me on the other. We backflip off and try to catch each other before pull time. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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....mine's green. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is