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... thought he could get back up in the formation by grabbing my leg as he fell below and taking me out! Who said I was reaching for your LEG?!! Haven't you ever heard of a Thumb Dock? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Cinco de Mayo Boogie '05 - RB reunion!!
RastaRicanAir replied to pyke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Here, I did the leg work for the two of you: Lil' Piggy Butt Plug I've actually ordered from this company -just before the Dublin boogie in fact- and their service is excellent. (Edited to Add: Which one of you has to wear it?) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
Hmmm...by the look of these pictures...you're anything BUT close enough to be bumping into ANYONE!!! Why is PKitty smiling so big?? Perhaps because [neener-neener tone]she's in the formation - and you're not!![/neener-neener tone] She was close enough in my avatar. But not as close as you are to getting a shot of beef broth slipped into your next veggie burrito. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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I'm just disappointed that we forgot to paint the back of your neck brace red like we were planning to. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Hmmmm, more of a waste:.... Sitting in a round waiting for the Blob to come in and hang? Or rolling around through the sky repeatedly bumping into the Big Twins Twins and the Ultra-Leggy Erin? Really Blaine. Just because your wife is off in Vegas w/o you doesn't give you the right to get pissy with me. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yeah, and after ONLY 9,000 feet. Again, kiddies I'm sooo sorry. ....Or am I?
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RRROCCKKK N F*CKIN' ROLL! Dimples, you should drop out of that "college" and be a sports or combat photographer. Talk about timing. I'm pretty sure that shot you took of me is the exact moment I got taken out of the game. Look closely. That mouth is clearly right in the middle of the word "FFFF***CCKERS!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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LOST: Last remaining thread of Self Respect. May have been accidentally mistaken for litter and discarded, as it was paper thin to begin with. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Cinco de Mayo Boogie '05 - RB reunion!!
RastaRicanAir replied to pyke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Yeah, Frankenc*ck. Your typing hurts my head as much as your talking. Stop ripping off my jump colors and gimme DETAILS so we can plan our monthly boogie for May. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is -
[B]OHMYGAWWWDD![/B] That Angela girl was REAL!!! I thought I DREAMED her!!!
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Hey, I have a rule when I go to someone's house: Never come with empty hands and never leave with an empty bladder. So I'll just go ahead and bring some of that Gator-luvin'-NASCAR beer along with my personal 12 of Harp. What's a case of Busch Lite cans go for these days, 4-5 bucks? Allright, enough sports rivalry BS. Let's go back to what these threads are supposed to be about: Sex, Drugs, Drinkin', Sex, Parties, Sex, Blowin' sh*t up, and a little bit of Skydiving. I think you'll find we can all live together peacefully so long as we live for the moment and remember the most important thing: 'CANES SUCK!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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"Dude, we're not thrown out of this place yet, but we're real close." [EDITED TO ADD:] "Notice how empty the place is all of a sudden?" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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HA HA It's called a "Fair Weather Fan" And if you look it up in the dictionary you'll see a picture of me flipping off Chris Rix. ......Hmmmm, isn't he finally gone? Ooohh Jean honey, the Future is Unwritten. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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(Making tomahawk motion with hand: "Whoooaaa Ohh Oohoohoohhhhhh.......Whoooaaa Ohh Ohohooooohhhh...) Where's MY invitation? And after making me split the ONLY f*cking pot I won all night, don't expect ME to bring the beer! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Thanks. But I'm thinking I may just use the one of ChaosKitty feeding at my glowing nipples. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yeah, was it just me or did Da Gimp look wayyyyy too comfortable in that outfit? And what happened to the Slave Boy Auction anyway? I brought a nipple chain, a leash, and two collars (one for my neck, one not-so-much) I shoulda broke 'em out anyway. And did anyone get a picture of that brave and generous LepRastaChaun in the dunk tank? I need a new avatar. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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"Robby, when you get back in charge of the music, DON'T play any more Michael Jackson!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Oops. Forgot one. 8) I could live happily the rest of my life without EVER hearing that f*cking "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" song again!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks KittyCakes) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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"Has anybody seen the Blob?" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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DUDE! I'm glad somebody else saw that!!! I don't think I've ever seen the Consigliere with that kind of Joe Pesci look in his eyes before. Bubbles should thank God he didnt have cement boots on when he went into the dunk tank. Which brings me to my Oral Class Report: What I learned on my Dublin Vacation by RastaLepRechaunAir. 1) If you're married to a skyhottie, watch out for other guys but REALLY keep your eyes on chicks from Texas. 2) It IS POSSIBLE to get your OrFun number and your Flying Hellfish number at the same time. (...Wait does that mean Robby took out the OrFun way on purpose??!!) The truth may NEVER be known. 3) OrFuns are slack ass bastards who can't even stay sober long enough to show up for their own initiation. 4) Everybody in the freakin' WORLD wants to be a freakin' Rodriguez Brother. In the future ALWAYS do OrFun initiation FIRST and have a MEGAPHONE handy or you'll wake up with a beautiful Scotty Carbone singing voice. 5) No matter how many jumps they have, when it comes to getting in a dunking booth, ALL skydivers NOT named Robby or Spence are ALL TALK. NOOOOO BAWLS! 6) When a woman (say ChaosKitty just for example) walks into the other half of the hotel suite wearing a towel and carrying clothes in her hand, wait 10 seconds then accidentally walk in after her. (...Then stand there apologizing for 10 minutes, but don't leave.) 7) There's a reason boogies typically last 3 days. Staying there 5 days might just KILL you. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Seriously though. I'm bringing my laptop. Thats where all of the tunes are. And if we have wireless, that means I can get any damn song you want! Anybody who's got a request for the "Music With Words" hangar get it in now. .....Actually, f*ck that. Tell me when you get there. {NOTICE: The term "Music With Words" used to denote non Techno music, is a facetious term meant in exaggerative jest and is in NO WAY meant to be taken literally or hurt anyone's incredibly hypersensitive feelings.} OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Does anyone want to remind Pico why he really shouldnt have revealed this information with me listening? Ohhhhh, I'm getting that old itch again. "WRDZ, 94.3 your Roaming Rock station.... comin' up ANOTHER block of Sublime and the finals of our naked lesbian liquid latex art contest..." I'm ready BABY! And Spence is definitely a lot smarter than my last Program Director. Hell, when HE fires me, he might actually give me a reason. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Its OK Sweater Cakes, don't mind Darla. She's a little belligerent when she's drunk . What the OrFuns are is simply the newest family of skydivers to create itself. Like most families we have our share of drama. The difference we've found the way to drown it. -Little known secret: When you build your home outside of a plane, Drama dies in the door. So whether you've been separated from your home tragically, geographically, politically or because of good old fashioned interpersonal horse sh*t, as long as there's room outside. There's probably a home for you. If you think you want to be an OrFun, tell your story to an OrFun. And make it good. 'Cause once you're in, we can't kick you out. Just leave your issues at the door... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Yeah, good reminder from Gomer. 12-Way Cluster F*ck to happen on Saturday -or Friday if everyone's there. Miki the Kid will not be in attendance so we'll have to remember him somehow (Does anyone know how to draw a Filipino face on a Space Ball?) But Layyannnce WILL be there so like he says bring your helmets, shoulder and elbow pads, flak jackets, nut cups, padded bras goggles to go under your helmets, your Gary Busey Helmet Protectors and of course a big can of DEET Flying Redneck Repellant. "What the HELL was that thing?! " "I dunno but it almost knocked me out of the sky and it smelled like Coors Light!" OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is
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Official T-Shirts will happen when people give me money. I'm only rich in love, talent, intellect, style, ego and personality.