Dougiefresh

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  1. In middle school we had an awesome history teacher, really nice, excellent teacher, and would do cool stuff like give us candy as long as we didn't eat it in class. Turns out he was a pedophile, did time. You just never know. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  2. They'll have to make it bulletproof like the popemobile. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  3. Patty. Patty O'Furniture. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. Also try whitehouse.org Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  5. I would want one that does the line from Austin Powers. "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?" Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  6. Not the first study to show sex is healthful, either. There are all sorts of benefits to your entire body from sustained (hopefully) aerobic activity. Plus the physical connection with someone (along with the ego boost of getting some) gives you an emotional boost. Studies have shown that there are biochemicals related to emotional well-being that are at higher levels for days after sex. As long as you don't get any of those nasty bugs in your system, hump away! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  7. I believe confusion is the human condition. You may not be confused some times, but that just means you're not seeing or dealing with the whole picture. Everyone is confused. I feel like a child in a world full of adults. I told my dad this, he said, "Well, I'm 62, and I feel the same way." This coming from a guy who's a millionaire, owns 2 businesses and is a tenured professor. My only advice is take one thing at a time, cuz if you look at your whole world at once you'll go nuts, it's too big for the human brain to comprehend. Your entire life IS your entire life, it's impossible to handle it all at once. One thing at a time... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  8. Keep me updated Amy. I can always put on weights. Although you probably don't want me on your team after the way I flew this weekend. My jump with Ferris didn't go any better, I guess I had some subliminal shit going on that made me tense. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Ray Bradbury Douglas Adams Kurt Vonnegut start there, anything is good and it will take you a while to read it all. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. Knowledge of both the question and the answer is mutually exclusive. How many roads must a man walk down? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  11. http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/10/11/ok.staged.robbery.reut/index.html Staged a robbery to impress his wife. What a chump. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  12. Tailpipe. Isn't all masturbation auto-masturbation? you're doing it to your self, thus auto. or did you mean auto-fellatio? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  13. http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/books/10/08/britain.harrypotter.ap/index.html I hope it's Ron getting fucked to death by Hermione. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  14. don't forget totally customizable. There are some really fun features you can just download and plug in. you will never use internal exploiter* again. *a bit of a joke, you sell your soul to microsoft... oh never mind. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  15. yeah, i'm so We were in love, if that makes any difference. Committed monogamous relationships and all that jazz. now convince your friends they should be too! Maybe I can deflower some of them! woo ha ha ha Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  16. 2. It's fun to teach. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  17. So I've spent the last ten years or so trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life. I'm not in love with what I do, which is etch microcantilevers out of silicon in grad school. So basically I'm confused about wtf to do with the rest of my life. How about you? Did you figure it out eventually? Or is everyone just wandering around in a daze trying to pay the bills and find sex/love? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  18. I assume this means intercourse and not Clintonian sex. Over 18 in that case. 17 otherwise. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  19. Wanna get coffee? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. Yes, the only clothing allowed is rigs. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. It's the place where the mob guys take people to be whacked. "We're gonna take a ride out to Miller's Crossing, and then we'll see who's smart." Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. ding ding ding we have a winnah! good to see there are some coen bro. fans out there. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  23. http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/10/07/courtroom.slashing.ap/index.html fixed clicky "I've contended all along that this guy is nuts, and to be honest, this pretty much confirms it," Garraway said late Wednesday. "... what kind of rational person would attack his own lawyer?" Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. NOt even close. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  25. Sister, when I've raised hell you'll know it! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams