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  1. Dougiefresh
    Think about maintaining awareness, not only of altitude but of body position and heading too. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  2. Dougiefresh
    Apparently someone told the hotties that I set up my tent "so that I could get some". When of course, there is no guarantee, and I set up my tent IN CASE I got some. Plus when a hottie took me for a walk and I put my arm around her she said "I thought you were a nice guy!" Which sort of tells the whole story. Apparently she just wanted to TALK, and get to know me as a person. I don't know what planet she's from, but when you single someone out and take them walking to a dark secluded quiet place, it can be interpreted as a signal. Maybe it's just that I fell in a ditch while I was attempting to walk... I bet she's was thinking, "He can't walk, how good can he be in bed?" Oh well. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    150:3:0 150: number of people I helped organize to do their first tandem at SDC. Leapfest ROCKS! You'd think with ~75 drunk freshman girls running around, some of the naked, that I'd be able to score some, but... oh well. 3: Phat-ass tube exit with a friend with another doing video, plus 2 solos Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. Dougiefresh
    There is also a short segment we like to call "The Man-Eating Chair" in which a male tries to set up Sunny's POS folding chair and usually fails miserably. Doesn't work on women for some reason... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Used to be? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    HER! HER! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    I am totally hurt by your blatant disregard for my feelings and experiences. Plus your comments border on harassment. This is what I get for driving your ass around? See you Saturday? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Had a dream last night, PC in tow with plenty of altitude, looked, peeled, pulled, went into freefall, was reaching for silver when the ground found me. I realized it was a dream as soon as I saw the ground though, I knew there was no way I went from 4K to 0 in 5 seconds. I guess it's good that I can even do my EPs in my sleep... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Dougiefresh
    The freedom is that I'm doing this for ME, on my time, with my money, because it makes me feel good. Everything else in my life is being done in some part for someone else or for some future gain... I have to go to school to get the good job, I have to go to work to get paid to pay my bills etc. No one can tell me what to do as soon as I exit. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. Dougiefresh
    Yes. Lasted axactly two weeks, and I dumped her on the fourth of july. My own little declaration of independence. She kept acting like we were supposed to be in competition or something. Not a good basis for a relationship. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  11. Dougiefresh
    Figure out a way to get rich skydiving... Then I can sell the idea to the highest bidders and make even more money. then I can build my own dropzone that will include naked supermodels serving drinks when the beer light goes on. then i will have sex with said supermodels, because I'll be rich and they won't be able to keep their dirty little hands off me. well, i can always dream, right? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Oh great, now the threat level is going to go up again because some bot in the pentagon picked up on your typo. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Pegging. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    How are the letters assigned? Is there somewhere I can find the formations with their corresponding letters? Thanks. never mind, found it. doh. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    They all suck. Can't feel a thing. Better to find a clean woman on birth control, and do the whole monogamous thing. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Oh, take it to speaker's corner already! We are no longer the knights who say NEE. We are now the knights who say icky icky wa poot saw bang pa tow buvle.... Oh knights who say... who until so recently said NEE... Yes, from memory. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    He's being a good dad, he doesn't want to see you get hurt. Has he seen how happy you are after you jump? Have you shown him video of a safe skydive? I can understand him being anal if all he's ever seen is that tape of some dumbass pulling his cutaway when he was trying to deploy... That said, skydiving is in no way shape or form a safe activity. But at some point he has to let you live your own life, even if it means you do something he disapproves of. Shit, he probably doesn't want you having sex either, daddy's little girl and all that. Doesn't change the fact that it'll still happen. Jump, be happy. Don't worry about what people think, even if they are your parents. Skydiving is the closest substitute for freedom... if you can't be free, what do you have? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    It looked good for a second there... I wonder what it was he smashed into, sounded like a bunch of christmas lights or something. funny stuff! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    Babies. I like to eat babies. GET IN MY BELLY! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. Dougiefresh
    Turn everything in your office upside down. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. Dougiefresh
    I posted it specifically to piss you off, acme. Mission accomplished. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. Dougiefresh
    When I was a kid my goal was to become a world class biochemist and find some virus that would eliminate the most destructive species on the planet, namely, us. Then reality kicked in, so now I'm working on a little metal bit that goes up and down. Although there is something to be said for the elimination of SOME humans.... let's start with the dumb ones. or the right wing nazi homophobe racists. Yeah, let's start with them. See ya, W. ka-POW! now it WILL get sent to speakers... my bad. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    No "bowel cleansing tablets" for me, thanks. May as well just eat some prunes and call it even... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. Dougiefresh
    discovered all your rainier beer missing, you'd better start looking for a bear. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/08/26/canada.beer.heist.reut/index.html I know a certain bear who could probably do something with 50000 cans of beer... oh wait, it's not rainier. maybe he'll still like it tho... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams