Lindercles
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There's something very wrong with using the word "dunken" while talking about your ass.
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Quite the opposite, actually. I have definite plans for being very, very bad.
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I'll get in line for that, too.
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What's the deal with the turbopropage in central Texas??
Lindercles replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
It's kinda scary how much we're all willing to sacrifice just to keep you away from our dropzones, isn't it. -
I'm not sure which is funnier, if you know how disturbing that is, or if you don't.
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I'll take one for the team. I'm just a nice guy like that.
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Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
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This Weekend At Skydive San Marcos!
Lindercles replied to josheezammit's topic in Events & Places to Jump
You mean the good kind of out, or the bad kind? -
***Quit yer bitch'n. You could be in Pecos, TX. Alone. I like how most of your posts these days contain the words "quit yer bitch'n" followed by bitching.
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Ain't nobody told you a damn thing about my beans, woman! Not only are they cool, but nobody regrets them the morning after. In fact, they're best in the morning.
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Well shit, you and I are going to have problems then. I don't laugh. Laughter is for the weak. Edit: I voted for money.
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(pssssst....people are asian, objects are oriental.) Feels good to have one you can give back, don't it.
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So no one should ever sleep with anyone unless they expect repeated phone calls asking for more sex 8 months later? Shit, I've gotta check my phone book, I've got some phone calls to make.
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At least until the first major boogie you go to.
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For those who want to publicly be in the closet. Brilliant.
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They come from their redneck mothers. Thunk. Look, there's another little miracle. Thunk. And another. You know what would be a miracle? If I could remember your daddy's name. I guess I'll have to call you "trucker, jr."
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I only vaguely remember meeting you, but I have a picture that says it happened.
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To be fair, it ain't just men that are relentless.
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Well, you keep threatening to send some of it to me, and yet that hasn't happened. So quit yer bitchin.
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Awesome.
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It's true. My junk is a lot like traveling to Africa. You gotta get your shots or you're screwed. Except in my case you gotta get your shots or you're *not* screwed.
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Yeah, my junk would drive you crazy, too.
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You're a sick fuck. I like it.
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No, but I'm operating under the assumption that her post can't possibly be serious, so I responded in kind.