Lindercles
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I would totally be there if I had any desire at all to go, or any means to get there. But other than those two things, yeah, I'd totally do it.
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The Breadbasket Boogie (or possibly Boogie in the Breadbasket).
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i think youre pretty smart if you can answer this...
Lindercles replied to caspar's topic in The Bonfire
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I saw him lecture in San Antonio in 1997. He was definitely brilliant. To be honest, though, having seen him 10 years ago I'm kind of surprised he lasted this long. At any rate, he was an asset to humanity and will be missed by many.
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*golf clap*
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Someone? We all are.
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I hate it. Eventually, you will too. Get out while you still can.
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15 minutes? Does your car have warp capabilities??
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Wait til you're an uncle.
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...said the married woman to the virgin. Fucking brilliant.
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O.....M.....F.....G...... that is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day. *golf clap*
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I bet that made momma happy! edit: damn you, hippie. one minute faster.
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Sucks to be you. All signs point to everything being fabulous where I'll be this weekend.
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No, but you do still have to worry about walking into the packing room to find all your jumping buddies gang banging your girlfriend.
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Maybe not, but it makes a pretty convincing taco.
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Fuck the blow up doll (well, figuratively anyway), it's all about the real doll.
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I think he meant with this.
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That why god made this, doofus.
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Maybe if you hadn't called and woken my ass up when I was already half an hour late for work I could take the day off. But, um, in the interest of preserving some modicum of respect from my boss, I'm gonna have to say fuck off, asshole.
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Whose fucking posts have you been reading?!
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Who Would I Like to Fuck? Yeah, I play that game all the time.
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Tap the booty juice.
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Um....close minded? I supposed that's like when you lay your head on someone elses. Then you two are close minded. Of course, that can easily get into a semantic debate about where exactly the mind is located, and whether or not it can be thought of in physical terms.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'll assume you meant for purposes of anal toy commentary, instructions on how to better her depravity, sexual harassment, and commentary on her idiocy, respectively. Otherwise I'm not sure I like where you're going with that.