Lindercles

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  1. Why isn't math funny in octal? Because 7 10 11.
  2. Really? That's all it takes? And I thought I was special.
  3. Maybe they need to upgrade their tubes.
  4. So shouldn't the expression be "bring the piss" since you're already wherever you are when you're doing it?
  5. Shit, I knew I forgot something.
  6. If you're not into the 6th street thing, the Ginger Man on 4th is pretty chill. Also, the Draught House on Medical Pkwy, and Crown and Anchor on San Jacinto are among my favorites.
  7. What she said. What they said. Also, it's not really a board game, but Boggle is one of my all time favorites.
  8. Mario Galaxy is awesome. Super Paper Mario is pretty cool, too. Or you can do what I just did and trade it in for a ps3.
  9. Without knowing more about your situation, it's impossible to say. Blowjobs are actually a pretty good reason. Another possible reason is this: If you don't make women pay for their drinks, women come to your bar. If there are women in your bar, men come to your bar and spend money. It's simple business, really.
  10. That's like having your birthday on Christmas. I'm sorry.
  11. That commercial was for this product. I mean, seriously, old women masturbating is one thing, but old women fucking? That's just sick.
  12. Given the (relatively) recent post in this thread about emo kids, I figured this might be appropriate.
  13. Hey! I take offense to that! I'm a programmer and I spent three semesters as an engineering major before I failed out! Oh wait, I think that's your point.
  14. Nah, Lisa only pees on you if you ask her to.