Lindercles

+44° 56' 12.44", -91° 16' 4.58" Edit: Damn, you beat me to it.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out! It just feels so good

Because you can't hear it in your ears?

Something like this?

Ok, I know this thread is old, but I've been mulling it over for the last couple of days and someone else bumped it, so I'll go ahead and make my response. I've come up with three questions that make the difference in my head: 1. Company policy is that every card must be accounted for. Once the employee uses the small amount left on the card, will it not then be accounted for? In other words, is the employee doing anything that will hinder company policy concerning the card, or just delay it? 2. Every definition I've been able to find for "theft" indicates that something must be taken from someone in order to be considered theft. If the customer didn't want the card and the company already has the money, who did the employee steal from? 3. If the company sells gift cards expecting that a certain portion will go unused, and thus create profit for the company, is that not a form of institutional thievery? I don't intend to imply that two wrongs make a right, but why has no one cried foul that the company is stealing from the general public on a much grander level?

I can! ETA: I know this is cheesy as fuck and doesn't prove anything, but it reminded me of an Outkast song: Got a sweet little darlin' back in my corna' Below I know I love 'er but act like I don't wanna Surrounded by the lovely but yet fell like a loner Could be an organ doner the way I give up my heart, but Never know because, shit, I never tell 'er Ask me how I'm feeling I holler that it's irrella' I don't get myself caught up in the jello jella' And pudding pops that others opt to call falling in love, but For the record, have you ever rode a horse? Like for you to take me to Pluto, I said "of course" But if you ain't a sweety indeedy I won't endorse Han Solo til I'm hit by the bullet so may the force Be with you and I'll hit you when better timing permits For now show me samples, examples why you're the shit But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in And if you do not know me then how could you be my friend?

Naturally I assumed you must not be American. Now that I see that you are, it's especially hilarious.

Isn't that redundant? This from the guy who couldn't figure out that PLFXpert was using Outlook, and whose mom can't turn on a TV.

I believe the newest PC term is "Retard-American."

And then posted a link with your search string in it.

Anyone who can spell "prerogative" correctly has at the very least earned my ear.

You probably should, since that appears to be what he's doing. We've all done it at some point. You come across someone who's smart enough that they don't bore you, independent enough that they don't annoy the crap out of you, and willing to give it up when you want it. And yet, for whatever reason, you just don't really care that much about them. So you hang around them for a while, getting your sammiches and your blowjobs when you want them, and ignoring them when you're not in the mood, all the while keeping the whole thing on a light note so you don't feel obligated and you don't have to worry about feeling guilty for dumping them when someone you do care about comes along. Seems simple enough to me.

Congress cares because they have given the professional sports leagues exemptions to anti-trust laws. They see that as carte blanche to scrutinize them as closely as they feel necessary to ensure they aren't abusing their sovereignty. As for McNamee, he's a douchebag living in a douchebag's world. Even shady people have to cover their asses when they deal with shady people.

A little small in the rear end for me. I prefer a hatchback.

Yesterday I walked outside just in time to hear my neighbor say to his friend "you just can't substitute for fuckin'!" He's a very, very large man, but he's right.

The article mentions that she didn't lose any pay over the incident, but never mentions why she lost her job in the first place. I wonder what happened there.

Texas cities with at least a partial smoking ban: Odessa Austin El Paso Laredo Lubbock New Braunfels Dallas (bars exempt) Houston Beaumont It's not everywhere, but it's a start.

I don't know if that was on purpose or not, but damn that's appropriate.

*golf clap*

Really?

It was Travis Pastrana. There's a whole thread about it here.

What was she doing with her fingers in your vagina? Nevermind, I don't want to know. But you should probably clean it out before letting anyone else touch you there.

If it makes you feel any better, it's five o'clock here.

As much as I love those guys, those are some damn stupid lyrics.

Temple used to have TVs with all the manifest information on them. Sometime a few months ago they randomly stopped working, but I bet Mark Mark could get them working again if you asked him nicely.