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  1. Lindercles
    I can think of three: "you is," "you was," and "you has," although all of them are grammatically incorrect.
  2. Lindercles
    Only the one old, fat, bald me.
  3. Lindercles
    That gives me an idea. We should take all felons, put them in houses together, and make a reality tv show out of it, Real World style. There could even be several different spinoffs, like "The Real World: Armed Robbers," and "The Real World: Pedophiles." Talk about killing two birds with one stone!
  4. Lindercles
    It would actually be considered "more correct" to leave it IN, especially if you want something published (the comma, not the "and").
  5. Lindercles
    Maybe they are promoting a frictionless product. Eliminating friction will allow things to pass through each other? Sweet! I gotta get to work on that!
  6. Lindercles
    Maybe they're trying to say they're THAT good.
  7. Lindercles
    I appreciate your persistence, but you're still wrong. And while we're on the subject, there was no need for the word "and" in your sentence.
  8. Lindercles
    You're so cute when you try to correct my punctuation and you're wrong.
  9. Lindercles
    Science hasn't yet proven that a sammich after a blowjob will make him love you more, either, but it's still true.
  10. Lindercles
    Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but I always have her make it anyway. I don't want her to get rusty.
  11. Lindercles
    I'd like to set aside HER biases! I don't actually know what that means, but I'm sure I can find a way to do it.
  12. Lindercles
    As a Texas grad, I find anything with the word "oklahoma" on it disgusting. So I guess you failed. Or succeeded, I'm not actually sure what you were going for.
  13. Lindercles
    Aim for the eye. If you seal an eyelid closed she'll have to go wash her face before she tries to kiss you.
  14. Lindercles
    Have you been getting blowjobs from stroke patients again? Most people know how to swallow properly.
  15. Lindercles

    Guys.....

    Lindercles replied to apollard24's topic in The Bonfire

    The humming is for him, the song part is to help distract her from the fact that she has some dude's hairy nutsack in her mouth.
  16. Lindercles

    Guys.....

    Lindercles replied to apollard24's topic in The Bonfire

    Maybe if you shaved them you wouldn't be so afraid of touching them.
  17. Lindercles

    Guys.....

    Lindercles replied to apollard24's topic in The Bonfire

    Depends on the song.
  18. Lindercles
    What he said, but to be absolutely clear about it, AVG antivirus and AVG anti-spyware are two separate programs. If you want protection from both, you have to download and install two separate files.
  19. Lindercles
    I saved it. Currently taking bids.
  20. Lindercles
    But if the wheels exploded, wouldn't that prevent the plane from taking off?
  21. Lindercles
    That's exactly the point. The wheels will continue to spin faster. And if the treadmill is set to match the speed of the wheels, it will also spin faster, and the speed will increase exponentially to infinity. That's exactly why this scenario is impossible.
  22. Lindercles
    What part of women in bikinis is hellish? Check your pants, you do have boy parts, right?
  23. Lindercles
    There's a business I drive by on occassion with a neon sign out front that says "B&H Custom's." I mean come ON! It's permanent! And in neon! The company had to PAY for the apostrophe! And no one caught it! Now THAT is crazy!
  24. Lindercles
    I have no recollection of that thread.
  25. Lindercles
    Did you switch to Firefox?