Lindercles
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I have the Mona Lisa shaved into my back hair.
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I. . . um. . .hmm. . . nah, too easy.
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I had to look up the word "trim."
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The problem with that is that you have to let her up for air at some point and when you do her head will jerk backward, slinging toilet water all over you. I mean, um, that sounds like something that might happen. . .
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A gratuitous violence thread.
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I saw this outside a furniture store last week
Lindercles replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
That's just creepy. -
You're making Stevie Wonder cry.
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Charles Whitman was a Marine. He should have been given free reign, too.
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You had to pick the one weekend I'm going to be in Kansas, didn't you.
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I would have gone with "Go a mile high with GAY"
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I'm guessing ambergris.
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. . . waffles, lots of tasty waffles. With maple syrup, which came from. . .
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That's the difference between "high maintenance" and "gold digger."
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"Wants a lifestyle better than I can provide."
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I resent your use of "foot" and "ball" in the same sentence in a thread about testicles.
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Go for it. I have six posts ever in the Women's forum, and maybe one of them I was sober for.
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Psssh, whatever. None of those compares to the haunting whistle solo in Winds of Change.
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If you could bitch slap someone today who would it be?
Lindercles replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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I think he called them "forward thinking" for their ability to produce digital photography in the late 1930's.
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If she's only a sometimes person, what is she the rest of the time?
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Shoot him!
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It's National 'Flash Your Boobies For Your Team Day'!
Lindercles replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
That's why god invented the DVR. -
How the hell did you get that out of what I said?
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That depends, if you put it up a nun's butt in the missionary position, would you still respect her?