Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    Why only the lil ones?
  2. Lindercles
    I've made maybe 40 jumps total since last year, so I'm going to suck royally, but fuck it, I'll be there.
  3. Lindercles
    Of course it's stupid. That's why you want to do it. Makes sense to me.
  4. Lindercles
    You know me too well.
  5. Lindercles
    I can't afford to send flowers. Well, monetarily I can, but I can't afford to have people thinking I'm a nice guy. It would kill my game
  6. Lindercles
    Somebody get that man a cookie.
  7. Lindercles
    It's especially beautiful when words are actually used properly.
  8. Lindercles
    It's a trade off. Harder to swallow, but easier to choke on. Of course, if you're into that kind of thing. . .
  9. Lindercles
    I had a vision, too, but mine involved foie gras.
  10. Lindercles
    So you like being taken both ways, then?
  11. Lindercles
    I thought this was going to be a thread about tongue rings and prince alberts.
  12. Lindercles
    After being exposed to your partner's semen?
  13. Lindercles
    I'd vote to end women's suffrage.
  14. Lindercles
    It does. . . if you catch 'em young enough.
  15. Lindercles
    Damn, and all this time I've been telling them that semen cures headaches.
  16. Lindercles
    Hungry?
  17. Lindercles
    $63,000,000,000 billion? Is there even a word for a number that high?
  18. Lindercles
    What's up with you putting your tongue on animals?
  19. Lindercles
    I'll give her a special birthday greeting tomorrow.
  20. Lindercles
    Salute me when I shake my fist at you, dammit!
  21. Lindercles
    Well then quit using it. Problem solved.
  22. Lindercles
    Don't stop yet, I can be there in a few hours.
  23. Lindercles
    And here is a Wikipedia list of several other completely uninteresting things that happened two years ago.
  24. Lindercles
    You mean it's cold in the winter and hot in the summer? You gotta be fucking kidding me.
  25. Lindercles
    Actually, you could be the one who ends up really handy.