Lindercles

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  1. That's what I thought. And yet every time some one says "no" you reply with "oh, so you only like it missionary?" or "so she has to be a nun?" or the like. What are you getting at here?
  2. So does that mean that you consider anything besides missionary to be freaky?
  3. I prefer my women not to have beards, be midgets, or look like elephants, so I'm going with the "no freaks" option.
  4. True, your scenario is possible. But given the choice between "employee gets frazzled by asshole customer and makes a mistake" and "employee gets pissed off by asshole customer and retaliates" I'm going with option B. It's all about Occam's razor.
  5. You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.
  6. What can they teach me about aids?
  7. I wouldn't worry too much about jumping in Atlanta over halloween. If you're able to jump, you're not having a good enough time anyway.
  8. That's pretty much the point I was trying to make, but it apparently fell on deaf ears.
  9. Or whatever other warm, salty liquid you happen to have available.
  10. What's a sexual organ? The mouth? I call bullshit. The mouth's primary purpose is ingestion of sustenance, and it's secondary purpose is respiration. It serves no function as a sexual organ at all. Some ancient genius discovered that putting a mouth on your cock feels good, and the world has never been the same since. Likewise, some ancient sadist discovered that it's fun to put your cock in a chick's butt. Neither one of them are exactly "natural." So if you don't like anal play, that's cool, nothing wrong with that. But I'm not buying the "things going up the exit ramp are not natural" argument.
  11. Falafel with tahini, hummus and pita, and fattoush.
  12. How is it any less natural than a blowjob?
  13. It's a bit of a catch 22, really. I would now, because I love beer. But I probably never would have come to love beer so much if it didn't have alcohol. It's an acquired taste, and without a reason to acquire it (i.e. getting drunk) I never would have.
  14. That scene inspired millions of men around the world to act gay to get chicks. And it still works.
  15. Is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?
  16. That's exactly why I used paypal. Edit: What kind of funny business are we talking about here?
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  18. Of course saw it. And ya know, if you would just shut about it and act surprised, it might happen.
  19. Thanks for pointing out the obedient members of this site. That information will come in handy someday.
  20. I'd really like to rip Sooner fans for that shit, but the simple fact is there are stupid people like that everywhere. It could just as easily have happened the other way around.
  21. Don't judge us by the leeches that want to be us.
  22. That's been on local radio stations for a while now. Fucking stupid shit. And my favorite part of the whole story is the fact that neither of them even went to college at either school.