Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles

    pick up lines

    Well, I do have something of a flock.
  2. Lindercles

    pick up lines

    "Wanna fuck?" usually works for me.
  3. What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
  4. You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  5. Anything with Fred Savage and Peter Falk in it.
  6. Damn. There I was thinking I was the only one. Shes damn hot She's in my five.
  7. Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not fat.
  8. Have you told your family you're gay yet?
  9. Because my piss tastes like honey. Unfortunately, it sorta looks like it, too.
  10. You're a post whore by proxy.
  11. Only the smart ones.
  12. Oh no, it's very, very right.
  13. Maybe your superfluous third nipple is hitting the delete key.
  14. Lindercles

    Damb it's hot

    Damb, and it's not even autumb. I wonder what the local weather columb has to say about it. I bet it's pretty solemb.
  15. Yeah, but then the average people would become the stupid people. There will always be stupid people. Always.
  16. Suddenly this seems relevant again.
  17. No, but they all spend a good deal of time down there if they know what's good for 'em.
  18. You'd think. Seems pretty blatantly obvoius, doesn't it.
  19. 13. Your nice guy friends would have sex with you in a heartbeat if you suddenly decided it was ok.
  20. I missed the part where it was a ferry flight. You might actually be right, I don't know.
  21. No, that accident is from Coupland, Tx, which is a different dropzone than Texas Skydiving Center in Lexington.
  22. I wonder who spotted THIS load. Wink wink, nudge nudge.