Lindercles
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Right, there aren't any ducks in this one.
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You mean everyone doesn't do that?
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I hope he's shooting blanks.
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So does that fall into the rapist and victim category, or do you voluntarily have sex with the armed & masked burglar?
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I'd be hoping I break something.
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Is that your 9th joint?
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I can't believe you actually posted this.
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Happy birthday, dude.
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That's what she said.
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Quit making sense, dammit. Don't you realize that the only thing you'll accomplish is taking this source of entertainment away from us all?
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Awwww, that's so CUTE! Anyone want to bet on how long this delusion will last?
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Unless it's a white chick and you happen to be Spike Lee.
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Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it. Um, wait, you meant something completely different...
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"Honey, does this look like herpes to you?"
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"I'm an eccentric millionaire heiress who wants to financially support you while you sit around the house drinking beer and playing video games all day in exchange for sexual favors and your company on my trip around the world."
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Crossword puzzles!
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That alone with worth the price of the rental, and if you hate the movie you can always just watch it on mute.
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I usually just go to weather.com or noaa.com.
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Fucking bullshit piece of motherfucking ass shit fuck bitch whore dick. Did I mention I'm pretty pissed about the rain?
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Haha, your dad fucks deer.
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Um, dude, everyone is "questionable."
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If one were an idiot.
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Happy birthday, Kitty!
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You know Walt, that wouldn't be nearly as creepy if you didn't actually know where I live.
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Women, have you ever known when a man fakes it?
Lindercles replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
Hey, it's not his fault he has poor circulation and his hand falls asleep all the time.