Lindercles

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  1. Wow, even Bill didn't sound like he believed his bullshit. And he told you he respects your opinion. Not bad.
  2. White men have huge dicks. Wait, does it count as a stereotype if it's true?
  3. And she has really well timed farts, too.
  4. Shut the fuck up and quit being a whiny bitch.
  5. It's a little weak on the irony. I was hoping for a joke about a Boy Scout and a "big pole".
  6. What do the Thundercats have to do with this?
  7. Yeah, I've heard that one before.
  8. It would help if any of us knew who the hell your brother is.
  9. They make a Klondike bar with Reese's peanut butter cups now. Oh yes.
  10. "I'll keep you in the bedroom so long they'll put your face on the back of a milk carton." I'm SO going to use that one.
  11. Well, if we're going to be serious about it, I've had my best friends face in my crotch, and vice versa, while doing Jiu Jitsu so many times my girlfriend is starting to get jealous. And yeah, if you can't separate the two you're a fucking idiot. Now, back to the regular bonfire fluff. Buncha fags!
  12. And it's no coincidence that "ruse" and "rues" are anagrams.
  13. You just HAD to include "monster cock" didn't you.
  14. Lindercles

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    In that example, "ass" is a noun.
  15. You have to use two dicks? Poor woman.
  16. Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer?
  17. Lindercles

    Smart

    As opposed to an adjective after a noun? Or a stand alone adjective?