Lindercles
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Of course not. She's cute and cute=ratings. Wait, you didn't actually think the show was about the food, did you?
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You're such a liar. You don't know how to read.
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Girl gets slam dunked through basket ball hoop.
Lindercles replied to SuperKat's topic in The Bonfire
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In the Company of Men. Excellent film.
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I assume you meant "I miss having her around," because "I miss not having her around" means you miss the times when she wasn't around. I got what you meant. It was a joke. Lighten up people.
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That's not very nice.
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David Koresh
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Imagine the picture is actually the surface of a body of water, and you just dropped a rock in it. That's what it should look like.
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It is a human right, the problem is we've taken away the corollary right to abandon them in the woods if we want to.
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Ok, take some LSD again and look at it. Better?
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I've got a better idea. Take some LSD and look at it.
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Why shouldn't you ever eat anything out of a dented can?
Lindercles replied to Twoply's topic in The Bonfire
I hear food out of a dented can helps smooth away wrinkles. -
I'd hit it.
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You can even see the marks it left around the whole area.
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Who told you you could use superfluous commas?
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Nah, I'm not nearly that insecure. I know where I stand.
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I'll take "Members of the Sarcastic Assholes" for $300, Alex.
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Yes.
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That reminds me of another one: A man comes home one day from his job at the pickle factory and says "Honey, I won us 50 bucks on a bet today." "What was the bet?" "The guys bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't stick my dick in the pickle slicer." Scared he'd hurt himself, his wife pulls down his pants and sure enough, everything is there and in working order. "Was the pickle slicer not turned on?" she asks. "Actually, she seemed pretty into it."
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Professional internet stalker?
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Mmmmm, "grossly swollen genitalia." Yum.
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Wow, men control the public sphere and women control the private sphere. That's fucking groundbreaking.
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Hmmm, interesting. Krisanne has a visitor and then starts calling me "Linda." Coincidence?
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You're a sly one, Krisanne.
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Do you have your towel?