Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    That depends. Were you using your foot at the time?
  2. Lindercles
    Remember that time when that thing happened? Yes, THAT thing? Smile about that.
  3. Lindercles
    You're removing each other's tattoos?
  4. Lindercles
    Who doesn't like oatmeal cream pies? Why would you pull out when you fuck oatmeal?
  5. Lindercles
    Don't make me punch you.
  6. Lindercles
    I punch people who are smaller than me.
  7. Lindercles
    If you actually sat down and tried to drink 143 cans of anything, you'd probably be dead long before the caffeine got to you.
  8. Lindercles
    You're the spelling nazi today, I'll leave you to police yourself.
  9. Lindercles
    *golf clap*
  10. Lindercles
    I hate to be the one to break this to you, but that's a dude. Of course, somewhere deep down you probably already knew that.
  11. Lindercles
    Of course I know my parts. How do you think I consistently affect such expert double entendre?
  12. Lindercles
    He'll steal your woman and he'll rob your head
  13. Lindercles
    Bring it.
  14. Lindercles

    HeLp!!!

    Lindercles replied to PikzeeVikzen's topic in The Bonfire

    Pull a Mike Tyson and fuck him til he loves you.
  15. Lindercles
    Yes, ordinary water, laced with nothing more than a few spoon fulls of LSD.
  16. Lindercles
    It happened right around the same time that any of the shit spewed over that network started being called "news."
  17. Lindercles
    Whoooooooosh.
  18. Lindercles
    8-Year-Old Finds Bag of Marijuana in McDonald's Happy Meal Why do kids get all the luck?
  19. Lindercles
    No twardo, she didn't say she'd already gone through an eight ball and jerked off 5 times, she said she hadn't done anything at all. Not at all like your 90's I'm afraid.
  20. Lindercles
    Yeah, but you can only see her back in that pic.
  21. Lindercles
    *golf clap*
  22. Lindercles
    Thanks Kitty, you're way too good to me.
  23. Lindercles
    My god man, you have another month before you leave and you're already bitching and moaning about it? Do you seriously want us all to ignore your posts for the next month? Do you need a hormone injection? What the fuck?
  24. Lindercles
    At least they've got opposable thumbs. Ducks just have that annoying web. Not much you can do with that.
  25. Lindercles
    I wondered the same thing. Unfortunately the one person who knows the answer ain't talkin'.