Lindercles
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Your clicky sucks. I win again.
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Take that, bish.
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Anal: 92,300,000 results Teen: 125,000,000 results
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Seriously people, quit wheezin' and start pleasin'.
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I'm still waiting to hear whether or not we're even going to have a plane this weekend.
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There's really only one way to deal with the vast majority of Texas....drunk. Good on ya.
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This is quickly turning into one of those "just shut up and fuck" threads.
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I guess you showed it who had the bigger Schwartz.
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I usually spend a couple of leisure hours a day with H.W Smyth or Frederic Wheelock.
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Are you kidding? The Women's Forum is the most entertaining thing on this whole freaking website.
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Yeah, that's it, only slightly different.
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!
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Shut up a you face.
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By your husband's logic the female orgasm is a waste of time. You poor, poor woman. Edit: Unless you're a squirter, of course.
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Yeah, but you're just faggy enough to pull it off.
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One time, right before I went on a date, a friend of mine said to me, "If you get laid, think of my face." And then proceeded to make the dumbest face imaginable. The worst part is, it worked.
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So you're into slaps in the face, eh? How YOU doin?
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I'd like to be in all of those places. Take me with you! I'm sure I could find something to make it worth your while.
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We hope that you choke... that you choke
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Does anybody actually expect truth in advertising anymore? Does anyone actually expect that the news is anything more than advertising? Seriously, what's the fucking problem here?
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Whatever. I beat my wife when I'm pissed. That makes me cooler than you.
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Well, for me it's because men never look good. For you, who knows.
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Maybe for a shit eating racist cracker like you, but not for everyone.
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I'll give her something round alright. The applause come later.
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One time, when I was 15, when my sister's friend spent the night, I jerked off into her shampoo bottle. Ok fine, I wasn't 15. That was last week. There, it's off my chest.