Lindercles
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Because nobody respects you. On the plus side, it's not just guys.
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*cough* So many places to go with that one my head is spinning. And I just spit out my drink.
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If it works that well, why would you need a gallon of it?
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Well that just induced some interesting mental images.
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
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...... *sigh* Dude, that's fucking brilliant. The next time I have a crush on a chick who's already taken, I'm totally going to convince her to sleep with me, then wreck up her car and carve her boyfriends name in the seat so she'll think he did it. I can't lose! BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Isn't it illegal to break the sound barrier over land?
Lindercles replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
And it still makes me jump every time! Hang on, let me get my pen. I've gotta add that to the list of things that make you jump. Right below "cold fingers." -
I rest my case.
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Did somebody say something about tying??
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Of course it's not. But it's the best you can do until the next time you get to see me.
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Have I told you lately how smart you are?
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For a more accurate measure, we're going to need to see a pic of that same hand with a dowel in it.
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You're a very smart woman, kitty.
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You say that like ordinary is a bad thing.
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How 'bout you spend a few seconds coming up with something interesting to say so you won't have to beg for attention anymore. You asked for it.
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Welcome to adulthood. Pretty soon here you'll start growing hairs on your peepee. Don't freak out.
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Hooray for multiple answers.
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Poor miserable saps. Ask them if they know what "shorax" means.
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I suppose that depends on your definition of the word "flight."
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Not really, but I'll take any opportunity I can get to be pretentious.
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Why is it that Russian authors seem to have such a much better mastery of the English language than most native English speaking authors? And who the hell told Nabokov to make so damn many literary allusions? These are among the things that truly annoy me.
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As the man says, "Hang on to your ego. Hang on, but I know that you're gonna lose the fight." Of course, I don't really know what that means, but it seemed appropriate.
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I was considering starting a thread about this myself. I just got word about the bomb threat from my boss (my building is, what, 3 miles away?) and while we're not doing much about it, we're all on alert. I wonder how many other schools are going through something similar today.
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Making a blatant public showing of your taste in women in multiple threads, complete with pictures, reeks of desperation and still isn't going to convince us that you're not gay.
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Anytime.