Lindercles

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  1. What the fuck are you doing with your tongue inside a duck in the first place?
  2. Lindercles

    donating

    Hell I can get you a toe by 3 0'clock this afternoon--with nail polish. Fucking amateurs.
  3. Yes, that is the correct answer for $500. We would also have accepted "a thong stuck *on* your head" and "losing your condom inside a hooker."
  4. I wasn't around in the 60's when Whitman did his thing at UT, but I can tell you that over 40 years later that incident is still very much a part of our collective conscience (see here). My heart goes out to everyone involved, and everyone associated with VT. This is the sort of thing that sticks with you.
  5. I know Capitol got 5 loads up in the 206 last Wednesday, so if you can get at least three other people you should be able to get some jumps in there. Of course, I won't be one of them.
  6. Here's a fun one for you: You: Hi, I'm micduran Me: Hi, I'm lindercles You: Oh yeah, you blow fire. Me: And you drink!
  7. It's about fucking time something happened around here at night. Slackers.
  8. Your user name makes me think of détente, and that just gives me the warm fuzzies. Or maybe it's the wine.
  9. A twinkle in my eye and a cheeky grin...
  10. So you're saying that you went to school to be in the middle of a gangbang? That's some pretty hardcore craving of the dick, bro.
  11. Now why would I want to work on your wagon when I appear to have attracted an entourage of my own without even trying? Edited to add: I'm just going to go ahead and buy a VW van and open it up to anyone who wants on.
  12. I was pretty creeped out by it. But that might have just been your driving.
  13. Who needs GTAVercetti's stupid wagon. I've got all I need right here.
  14. Lindercles

    PLFXpert

    Ironically, I was just explaining to skymama in a PM this morning how comments like this in a public forum are much funnier when they're not true. This one is hilarious.
  15. I think something got lost in translation during the discussion of her "offing" me...
  16. I heard it keeps your relationship from getting boring.
  17. I assumed it had something to do with smurf testicles.
  18. As much as I'm enjoying this little lovefest, this thread is pretty much useless to me without either boobies or idiots to snipe.
  19. Jesus skymama, be a little discreet, will ya. People might start putting two and two together.
  20. For someone who claims to be married to Fergie, you say a lot of really gay things.
  21. So let me get this straight. You actually think Pic2 is a *good* picture of her face?
  22. Where's the option for "no talent ass clown"?
  23. Another appropriate picture, though not from his web page.
  24. Interesting. I always figured you for the snowball type.