Lindercles
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Get it right, Lisa. It's Hereos.
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Not only that, but what the fuck kind of vaginas has s/he been been ogling that look a cock stuffed into a scrotum?
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Wow. Will you teach me to be as cool as you?
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Yes please. Edited to add: You mean some people don't???
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Excellent. Next time you need anything, just let me know. I'm here for you.
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It's going to be hard to top getting your tongue stuck in a duck, but I'll work on something.
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See, there's this pesky little issue of state law. We're working on it.
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+1
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That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Really? You wouldn't be the only one I guess. I'm just curious about how other men feel about this. Me, I'm old fashioned so I believe in the whole name changing bit. Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. Take it or leave it, makes no difference to me.
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What??? Shhhhhh, Boinky's in her own little world. Trying to wake her can be dangerous, like waking up someone that's sleepwalking. Besides, it's much more entertaining this way.
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You Can't Just Tell Yourself There are no Snakes Under Your Desk...
Lindercles replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire
I wonder what Freud would say about how your feet play into this whole thing. -
No no, it doesn't surprise anyone that skydivers make great friends. I meant does it really surprise you that word travels that fast!
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We're skydivers. Does this really surprise you?
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I don't know you well enough to know if that was biting sports commentary or if you just don't know what the hell you're talking about.
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I'm confused. Your girlfriend's menstrual flow made the burning sensation in your crotch go away?
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It's an AN-2.
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I was thinking maybe centimeters. But damn, even if everything is bigger in Texas, no one can be THAT big. Right?
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If you'd like, I can call you again tomorrow night.
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Go banana!
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Exactly. The only difference is that once you pass out I'm not just gonna leave you there.
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Here's how we find out: Make two martinis, each gets one olive. Wait for me to get there, then we randomly choose who gets which. Last one standing wins.
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And yet you cared enough to post in the thread anyway. Interesting.
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Not anymore we don't.
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Nope, not me. I was actually hoping she'd have sex with me.