Lindercles
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Of course, it's impossible to know that for sure.
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That's why god made razors.
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Theoretically Ghandi was connected to everyone in the world by 6 degrees or less. What's left to discuss?
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Does that ever actually work? I mean, at how many places does the card ever even leave the buyer's hand anymore? Oh yeah, and sorry your shit got stolen. Are you going to have to pay for it?
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und keine eier!
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Congrats.....you bastard.
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How very Socratic of you.
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Check out the Texas Family Code, Chapter 2 and read Supchapter E, near the bottom. I don't see anywhere it says you have to purchase anything together. You just have to have "lived together in this state as husband and wife and there represented to others that [you] were married."
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In Texas the only thing you're missing to make that a common law marriage is to start telling people you're married.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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That goes double for me, except replace "GOOD" with "INSULTING." Wanna switch?
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I could draw you a Venn diagram, but it would look too much like a circle.
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She's got a little boy living in her mouth. His name is Tony...Blair.
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How dare you acknowledge public information in a public forum! You should be ashamed of yourself for obeying the laws of your state! Geez, what are you going to do next, WEAR A HELMET?!?!?!?! The HORROR!
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This is not a caption, but has anyone else noticed that those are fucking jacked up VW bugs? Is anyone else as bothered by that as I am?
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I really want to make fun of you for that, but I know as soon as I do someone will point out that I made a post yesterday about how I'd still fuck Lindsay Lohan.
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You spelled "breast" wrong, but I'm glad you finally came out.
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If Criss Angel were worth my morning dump as a magician he'd make Oprah disappear. But he's not, so he won't.
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so after collecting what little belonging I could find from the rubble I reinitiated my trek to the store to get a package of unmentionables for the wife... And once I got to the store, it occurred to me that since she didn't mention what kind of unmentionables she needed, I had no idea what to buy for her. But then I remembered that my therapist told me to stop referring to my hermaphroditic multiple personalities as my "wife" and "sister" because my constant incestuous fucking myself was really starting to annoy him.
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I was the only one that laughed out loud at that in the theater I was in, but yeah, that failed miserably. And +1 to everything else you said, too.
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I think I'd rather clean the toilet... Yeah, me too. I really hate it when hot chicks like to get wasted and fuck. That sounds terrible. Just terrible.
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I heard a nasty rumor that there are liquor stores in New York. Don't quote me on that though.
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I suppose I could have just repeated myself ad nauseum, but then I'd be treading on your territory.
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I love myself, but I'm not in love...er, nevermind.
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And doesn't calling someone a fucker mean they're getting laid?