Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    You're a sick fuck, twardo.
  2. Lindercles
    Hey, what about the men? We cry too, ya know.
  3. Lindercles
    And then, of course, there's "it's" and "its," one of which is the former, the other the latter, and yet only one uses the apostrophe.
  4. Lindercles
    Ouch.
  5. Lindercles
    Being burned at the stake?
  6. Lindercles
    Aww, don't cry skymama. I'd do the same for you.
  7. Lindercles
    I'd pee in her butt.
  8. Lindercles
    I dated a girl one time whose brother in law died of sleep apnea. That'll make you rethink being grumpy in the morning for a while. Only for a while, though.
  9. Lindercles
    Yeah, but that was when I was trying to get you to marry me. Haven't you learned by now not to trust anything a man says when he's trying to get laid?
  10. Lindercles
    Night snow jumps!
  11. Lindercles
    Are you serious? You're only about 40 miles north of me and I haven't seen any snow. I'm jealous, dammit.
  12. Lindercles
    You need Stimutacs.
  13. Lindercles
    I usually have to take a break from packing my last jump to slit my wrists. I just love skydiving that much.
  14. Lindercles
    I love Freudian humor.
  15. Lindercles
    I can vouch for the truthfulness of both of these statements.
  16. Lindercles
    I guessing about as bad as it was for their biological mother.
  17. Lindercles
    Me too.
  18. Lindercles
    That's why the smart girls put the blunt side in first.
  19. Lindercles
    The best thing you can do to make yourself feel better is take all of your old pictures of her and set up a little shrine in the corner of your room, complete with candles and incense and everything. Then get stupid drunk and masturbate in front of it. You'll be feeling better in no time.
  20. Lindercles
    Does that mean she said no?
  21. Lindercles
    I sense some sarcasm in that comment, but I can't figure out why.
  22. Lindercles
    Meh, bottles have smooth sides and are easily removed. No big. Flowers, on the other hand, have little tiny hairs that you don't really notice until it's too late...
  23. Lindercles
    I had a dream about being a fighter pilot the other night. It also involved sex. If the life of a real fighter pilot is anything like my dream, good luck to you, sir.
  24. Lindercles
    I'd offer to post the ones you've sent me, but you didn't black out your face in those either.
  25. Lindercles
    No, I just toyed with her.