Lindercles
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There are machinations going on here that I am unaware of. One drunken miscommunication and suddenly there are babies involved. I hate it when that happens.
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Proving once and for all that rich, white men can do pretty much anything they want. Well, that and the Rodney King thing.
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Yeah, but Hootie Johnson brought the traditional racism to the sport.
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Sweet, I'll catch a flight out there and we can watch the Masters and blow fire. It'll be a grand old time.
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The subject line is a quote from George Bernard Shaw. So, holy hell people, could it be any quieter around here this afternoon? Here's a little brush up on communication skills to help you out: "I hate you" means "I really like you." "Would I do something like that?" means "Of course I did it, doofus." "Oh yeah, I am so turned on right now" means "You just did something utterly ridiculous that earned you lots of points for sheer hilarity, and you couldn't possibly be less hot right now." "Holy shit you're really turning me on," means "Holy shit you're really turning me on." It's really very simple. Now get to it.
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Happy Birthday Michelle! Thanks for being the first person I met in Dublin and helping to calm me down when I was scared shitless.
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Sssshhhhh! Skydivers aren't supposed to admit they like golf! (so where are we watching it? )
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Ever seen Gummo?
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Does your choice of icon indicate there was a blowjob involved?
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Nope, I prefer to keep mine in my closet.
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A somastamagnate, if you will.
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You just be careful not to transpose your vowels and we'll get along just fine.
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Maybe not, but it works.
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Sorry dude, cock wins every time.
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Also, never buy a new toothbrush because you'll drop it in the toilet. Never date another girl because your best friend will sleep with her. And for god's sake, never, EVER, wipe your ass, because you WILL shit again within a week.
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One word: maglev. Google it.
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I don't get it. What's the problem?
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That time I pied you for your 100th jump. Oh wait, it hasn't happened yet, but when it does it's going to be AWESOME.
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It's a gift.
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You've never met Skydivermom, have you.
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Way to go genius.
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Ever get the feeling someone's looking out for you?
Lindercles replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
That sounds like the beginning to a gay porn story. -
My moobs certainly sag more.
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Me too, dude. Me too.
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Sort of, except add Greece, a group of dorks translating Homer, and a naked German couple at the base of the cliff.