Lindercles

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  1. You always know just the right thing to say to make me feel special.
  2. Krisanne, you suck. But thanks. Everyone else, I hate you, too. Fuckers.
  3. I was just thinking the same thing.
  4. Easy for you to say. The rest of us don't have built in floatation devices.
  5. If that really annoys you, try saying something like, "you've only mentioned two kids. By the feel of it you've had at least 5, what's up with the other 3?"
  6. You can't close skeeball now! I'm GOD!
  7. This poll is a perfect microcosm of both politics and sociology worldwide. Which is to say that it generally doesn't matter what the message is, people will vote based on their opinion of the messenger.
  8. Well Dave, it's not as cool as that commercial, but I think you'll appreciate this funny video.
  9. Ahem...allow me to clarify... Woman, Ima tie you up and you gonna like it! Clear?
  10. (psssst....the word "sentence" has more than one meaning....)
  11. But more importantly, would you like a knot sentence?
  12. When they do get around to inter-league fights, it will be interesting to see which rules they pick.
  13. They could have gotten a better voice impersonator, but I guess they don't grow on trees. I'd still give it a solid B.
  14. It could be worse, I've had this song in my head for two days.
  15. Fuck it all and move into a trailer at the dropzone.
  16. Let's meet up at the airport and hitchhike.
  17. Yeah, good point. Because soy is such an imposter protein.
  18. Don't you mean a descendiant? And I wasn't either...
  19. Frankly, I take issue with your claim that apes are ancestrial.