Lindercles

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  1. And what if that person is your father, who is secretly working for Mahmoud Abbas while disguised as a "secretary" for a major airline? Then what?
  2. That's because your mom couldn't see me put the condom on with that bag over her head.
  3. I can hear the after school special now: "Johnny shaved his arms and got AIDS. Do you want to end up like Johnny?"
  4. Oh, right. That girl. How could I have forgotten.
  5. Pubic hair is not funny. All pubic hair should be eradicated.
  6. That's exactly my point. There are a lot of people in this thread condemning another society for its laws. Granted, it's true that their law is ridiculous by our standards, but before we go casting them down to hell, let's take a good long look at ourselves. Pot, meet kettle.
  7. Nope, he just drops the kids off there.
  8. I wonder if a rape victim in America who happened to be found with a few pounds of marijuana in her backpack would still be charged for possession.
  9. Skydiving sucks. Run away. Run far, far away.
  10. See it again here. Edit: I don't see it. The only thing that comes close is at 1:07 left in the 1st, and it looks to me like Lambert is just grabbing Babalu's hand.
  11. I have 2 pools going. One for what time Travis pukes first, and one for how many times he pukes total. Squares are $2.
  12. I bought the Sarcasmo 2000, so my "Please God" key is right in between the "Your God Is Dead" key and the "Generic Pedantry" key. It's an inconvenient truth.
  13. 1 part whiskey Ingest 1 part coke (optional) Repeat
  14. Hree's a ltlite kwonn fcat: as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltetres of the wrdos are the smae, msot poelpe can raed it jsut as qiulkcy.
  15. He's probably a terrorist, Insha'Allah.
  16. July 11th - 16th at Skydive Spaceland in Houston. I'll be there.
  17. Whose ass, yours or the cats? Butt sects?
  18. I hear she's using this web tool: http://www.myfreedropzonecreator.com.
  19. Whew, that makes more sense. Your reputation is still intact.
  20. Why would you want to do that?