Lindercles

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  1. I thought sarcasm was one of the job requirements. Edited to add: I know it was, but you probably changed your mind.
  2. I just LOVE it when women use sterile doctor talk to describe intimate body parts. Drives me CRAZY! Grrrrrr.
  3. I had one of those "you know you're a skydiver when..." moments when Jay Leno asked him how he repaid his friend. He said "with a bottle of whiskey," and I found myself wondering why the crowd was laughing. It seemed perfectly logical to me.
  4. One of the advantages of knowing a greenie in real life. You don't have to ask.
  5. But leaving such a vast, wealthy market untapped has got to be some kind of sin. At least in America.
  6. Sweet, when do you get your gun? Oh wait, that's right. Nevermind.
  7. I like the Paul Barman song "Bleeding Brain Grow."
  8. Dude, your Wings is very nice, but I'm gonna have to give you some bad news. It's not the best....mine is.
  9. I wonder if Stunt Junkies considered the implications of their shark jump episode.
  10. Then I must be doing okay because I have no idea whose threads have attracted Ted McGinley.
  11. No way, dude. Jimmy Kimmel is a eunuch. That's what makes it funny.
  12. Ahem....pardon me, I appear to have something in my throat....ahem....
  13. That sounds like a question for god.
  14. That sounds naughty. I like it.
  15. Who needs tv? We can reenact it at my place.
  16. So I says, "Supercollider? I just met her."
  17. Oddly enough, the people who vote "no" are actually much harsher than those who vote yes, since they're basically telling you you're not good enough to be what you really want to be.
  18. Alexander was a woman. Phillip II told me so.
  19. Irreversible is actually a really good movie, and that's by far not the most disturbing scene.
  20. I take it that she's still alive, then?