Lindercles

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  1. Typical Andy. I try to help you out and you take it as a personal affront. It happens every day. As much as I love chavs, that's gotta be my least favorite quality.
  2. He did. You missed it. Sucks to be you.
  3. How very Socratic of you.
  4. Awesome. And if you read a little, you'll see that he paid for his first trip, and the second was sponsored by Stride gum. What a great turn of serendipity for Matt.
  5. Damn hell fart. Crap boobs crap.
  6. This just in: Al Gore is a politician. More shocking revelations at 11.
  7. There are certain instances in which this is acceptable. For instance, if you own two pairs and she owns one. In this case you actually get an upgraded man card for finding a really cool chick (unless, of course, her shoes are rope sandals and she doesn't shave her pits, then you still lose it).
  8. That was easier than I'd expected. Now how 'bout posting some pics of her that are actually flattering.
  9. Post more pics of your ex. It will make you feel better, I promise.
  10. Of course, because this guy is a total dumbass and skydivers are sane. That makes sense.
  11. I bet he gets all kinds of ass, too. Note to self: become travel writer.
  12. "Oh, you know, played shuffleboard, ate strained peas, killed a man, ran out of bengay, that sort of thing."
  13. Thanks for being literal. I guess what I meant was, "what is travel writing?"
  14. Um, what exactly constitutes an "online travel writing course?"
  15. Mostly in the bedroom. Sometimes in the kitchen. But if you try to tickle me in the bathroom you're going to get a foot in the face.
  16. You gotta be careful with that. If you hit the wrong spot the man can feel it. There's a vas deferens.
  17. "Yeah, you like it when I stimulate your epidermis with my phalanges, don't you bitch!"