Lindercles
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Jesus told me so.
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Is buying your child birth control supporting/encouraging sex?
Lindercles replied to Conundrum's topic in Speakers Corner
To be fair, it would only be equivalent if you actually gave your child a police officer and then told them to talk to him if they were out wandering around alone. -
You watched Ron White?
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Not nearly as excited as I would have been 10 years ago.
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Sorry dude, I'm not like that. Yeah, I hear you get carsick. But I'm sure you could just offer blowjobs before or after the ride.
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I just got a great mental picture of you hopping a train with a handkerchief full of insects tied to a stick and slung over your shoulder.
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I used the extreme example to show that no matter how much anybody says "you can't say something is weird/gross if you've never tried it," everybody has things they just instinctively think are weird/gross. Yours just may be different from someone elses.
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So what's your opinion on eating your own feces?
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This is what happens to those kinds of pranksters.
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Impressive or not, it doesn't look like you have many takers. I'm about to reduce my bid to one boobie. Going once...
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Me, Shell, and Lindercles? Sounds great. But what will you do? Would you two be opposed to adding Ralph Fiennes to the group?
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Ya'll crazy.
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I'll show you my boobies for it.
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I forget sometimes that not everyone in the US is exposed to Spanish every day of their lives. I've never taken a Spanish class, but I could read your post.
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No, THIS is a sign.
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Have fun, sis.
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Excuses excuses.
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How come you haven't taken me up in that thing yet?
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Forget the garbage disposal. Buy a wood chipper, it'll come in much handier if you ever decide to kill her.
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Though I'm not much of a barbeque fan myself (blasphemy!) I've been told people have been killed for saying things like that. Hell, we threaten to hang people who eat salsa made in New York.
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If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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I thought this was going to be a thread about Helen Mirren. BTW, your plan has Seinfeld written all over it.
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Damn I feel old. I have just over a month left to die like a rock star.
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Free.
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New Belgium makes one called 1554 that's pretty good. Of course, it would be an import to you if you can even get it, so probably pretty expensive. But for what it costs here, it's pretty damn good.