Lindercles
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WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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Holy fucking hell that's funny. Um, well it *was* funny.
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...and goes up to the piano and starts crying. The pianist says "is my playing really that bad?" And the elephant says, "no, I just recognize some of those keys."
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Do you have to buy a phone from them and have it shipped to you? Maybe have someone buy a phone in a Cingular store and ship it to you, then activate it online? Dunno if you can do that with Cingular, but you can with Verizon, so it's worth a try.
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It means you can't stop the car and make time with your best girl.
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Have them send it somewhere else, like your parents or a friend from wherever it is you used to live. Then have them ship it to you. Surely there's a way around this.
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As soon as I read the first line of your post, I immediately thought of that same bit.
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For those too lazy to look it up: In other words, if someone comes onto your property, or takes something that belongs to you and runs away, you can shoot 'em.
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Why do you need a new plan just because you lost your phone?
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That is fucking genius and deserves a medal. Granted, it will probably be a Darwin award, but still.
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Send it to me, C/O Texas. It'll get here.
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Beads and sea shells?
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The duck?
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Yeah, WTF was he thinking? I think he got the words "ass" and "head" confused, possibly due to being called an asshat so many times.
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That's two threads about Viagra in an hour. Got something on your mind, bro?
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You mean you can't do that? Pssh, noob.
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Why, is he a racist?
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Eh?
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Whore.
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Watching TV during a massage is totally uncool. That should be reserved for doggy style so you can both watch.
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MPH? In England?
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For some reason everything today is reminding me of cartoon musicals. This thread reminds me of this one.
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Hooray for being happy! Let's all sing a song! Got my old pineapple, got my old fiddle, Sun's comin' up, I got Gribble, Gribble, Gribble, Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle, Thank God I'm a country boy! *crosses fingers that somebody gets it*