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They weren't personal attacks. Trust me, if Michele decided to rain on your parade, you'd know it. That and the fact that she's the only person on this website with explicit approval to make a personal attack on someone shows her remarkable restraint. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Clay, you ignorant slut! Of course I will be at WFFC. I have my room at the Fanmaker Inn already booked for the entire run. It's important to have a place within stumbling distance. BTW, I have two items I am bringing. The first is Cazadora's t-shirt that was cut off of her at the convention by Scotty Carbone during the wet/no t-shirt contest, and signed by PhreeZone and myself. All attending DZ.commers must sign it, and it will be presented by me as a trophy to the one who's nig-noggery standards leave the rest of us in the dust, to be passed on to the next heir at the 2004 convention. And so on, and so on... And for you, my partner in crime, a stuffed sheep I got out of one of those hook-a-prize arcade machines. It popped out, looked at me and said, "Where's Fowler? I want my child-support money!". So, SheepZilla is waiting in the car for you as we speak. Only 40 days until the 7th seal is broken! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mark, Mark, Mark....c'mon! It's a Howie Long flick! You were expecting Kubrick quality? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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There was ever a doubt? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I hate your life....but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Cutie, you know I've got your back.
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What...like I would give anyone else your number? *fondles MissKriss' list entry......"My precioussssssssssss!"* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Kristen...I like the way you think. Keep up the good work. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You know, I heard a funny story from an editrix friend about someone who was doing things like that. Tragic, isn't it? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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ROFL! You didn't know? That's it, you're getting a spanking until your bottom turns pink. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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She's not asking him out, she's asking him to go sit-fly. You know....that funny thing called Skydiving? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Heh...that got a chuckle out of me. You really know not of which you speak, do you? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Of course he did. That's the famous Sunman style for 'ya. BTW, damn you, Sunman. I hope you're enjoying Key West, you bastige! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It sounds good, but it isn't true. According to international treaty, all space resources are held in trust and cannot be owned by any one person or country. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Don't get me wrong, it's a touching story, it really is. But, that having been said, there is a reason why separation of church and state is built into the US constitution. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Crap. Looks like the webmaster pulled the link. Too bad, you can't run from a Google cache! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Actually, Christina Aguilera's Stripped CD is one of my guilty pleasures. Her voice is absolutely amazing and she posesses some actual writing talent. As for the weight she's gained, I think she looks better for it. I don't like the waif look, I prefer dark-haired girls who have a body built for cuddling. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Sorry...this was too good to pass up. Go to Senator Orrin Hatch's personal website and click on the "My Utah Search" icon on the right side. Absolutely classic and definitely NSFW! Heh...those kooky GOP people. Edited for my lack of direction. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Excellent response, Lisa. Nathaniel, it has been stated time and time before, "The BSR's are written in blood." If things keep going at the rate they are, we'll have more than enough blood to have a new one written for this. ~300 jumps, 5 years in sport this Sep, 1.35:1 wingloading, and I am for regulation. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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My list is pretty eclectic depending on my mood. Jesus & Mary Chain Morrissey Staind XTC 3 Doors Down Vanessa Mae Rollins Band Black Flag Sarah McLachlan And, of course, Tori Amos Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ted Nugent. I was 5 or 6. My sister was supposed to be babysitting me but took me to the concert with her & her friends. I fully blame it for the way I've turned out. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Also keep in mind that some container manufacturers will give you hip-rings or B-12 snaps but not both on the same rig. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Time Bandits Dune Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead Army Of Darkness Waxworks II Phantasm 2010 The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu Ghost World SLC Punk Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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"Don't argue with me! We're watching the Stars and that's final! And there will be no meat on the pizza! And I don't care if the couch is lumpy -- the birds need their own bedroom!" Oh. Dear. God. Thankfully, Jess is really into her birds, plus, I'm not in the marriage mood...especially with one of those odd San Antonian girls. *note to self: have Don measured for concrete shoes* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You know...one or two hits is fine. It's when you load up chunks the size of salt-lick blocks into your custom pipe made out of a 55gal drum that gets me worried. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™