Slowfaller

33 Don't jump too much anymore. All my money is going towards gear ( expensive shit! ) All I have to do is buy a main and a cypres and I'll be set! woohoo! CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

WHAT ARE YOU DEAF AND STUPID?!?! YOU!!!! oh jeez, help me guys, I'm in over my head here. CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

Why do you think women dont hafta wear watches? There is a clock on the oven ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha. CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

OH YEAH!!!! STUPID!!!! CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

And then the make up sex, oh yeah CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

I really wish you'd just quit you bitchin!!! CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

You're mother has a glass eye w/ a fish in it! CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

Whoa man I better stop doing acid and thinking I can read minds CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

$3900 is a waste to spend on a car w/ 180k on it. Buy a rig! Enjoy yourself. Then you can buy a new ( not new ) car for $1000 or cheaper. Eat bolonga on hand for a while until you get paid to skydive. Then you'll be set!! What ever you do I hope everything works out!! CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

[stone cold steve austin mode] LETS HEAR A HELL YEAH!![/stone cold steve austin mode] CHris " You're so proud of your physique but you still want your cake. "- Jawbreaker

2:0:0 I gotta stop having wild nights, my skydiving is suffering, so I can make to the DZ when it's still sunny. Sleeping till 4pm sux when it gets dark at 5:30pm. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Dumbest: The only bone I ever broke is my hand, bowling. nuff said. Craziest: When I worked at the movie theatre the thing to do on Thursday night was to change the movies on the road sign that is right next to a busy road. It's about 20 feet high and we would bring beer out there and hang out for like an hour. I decided it wouldn't be improper if I stood on the railing facing the road and taking a whizz if front of all of these cars. Still get a good laugh out of that one. Breaking open a door to get back into school while being chased by the dean-mobile so we would not get caught skipping. Calling a 13 year old kid and threatening to "break his back". ( the kid was teasing my sister ) thats 'bout all I can think of CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Dumbest: The only bone I ever broke is my hand, bowling. nuff said. Craziest: When I worked at the movie theatre the thing to do on Thursday night was to change the movies on the road sign that is right next to a busy road. It's about 20 feet high and we would bring beer out there and hang out for like an hour. I decided it wouldn't be improper if I stood on the railing facing the road and taking a whizz if front of all of these cars. Still get a good laugh out of that one. Breaking open a door to get back into school so we would not get caught skipping. Calling a 13 year old kid and threatening to "break his back". ( the kid was teasing my sister ) thats 'bout all I can think of CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Coming to work still kinda drunk/hungover is not a good feeling. My friend is 21 today and a bunch of us are gonna find some cool jazz/blues clubs downtown Chicago. Taking the train of course This thing is great. I've used it 7 times and only had it for two days. Shit!! At this rate I'll have no money for my reserve CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

At least you can get a credit card. I couldn't even get a gas card. They wouldn't approve me. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

You Bytch!! That's one thing I've never seen at SDC (or anywhere ), a pieing. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

So nobody has picked up on that I turned 20 on Sunday but 22 today? I'm disappointed. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Awesome, I just bought a black, blue, and silver Wings container but I have no canopies so I'll be jumping the student gear. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Thanks Maura, when are we gonna do some FF or RW at Hinkly or SDC? CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

I turned 20 on Sunday but today, I turned 22. Finally I'll be able to buy beer for my fellow jumpers. Cyber beer for all!!!! CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

I'm sorry Anne, I was never good in math CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Thats great Anne, Happy B-day. Mine is on Sunday I'll be 20. Ten year difference CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

1) What is the lowest you have intentionally exited an aircraft (i.e. no emergency, fallout etc)? 3400ft. 2) What is the lowest you have gone WayLow intentionally (i.e. no loss of altitude awareness) ? 3200ft ( I only have 33 jumps ) 3) What is the most stupid/dangerous thing you have done in freefall? Not tracking far enough and opening about 100 ft from someone else. 4) What is the closest you have come to killing yourself? Thinking I was going to over shoot my target and hit the hanger I proceeded to bleed alti by trying a 360 degree turn, only did a 180 because I scared the shit out of my self and took a downwinder. I love flat and " S " turns. 5) What gives you the biggest kick? Landing like a feather on the ground always feels great but I'd have to say " DOOR ". 6) How many times have you been grounded? ZERO 7) How long is the longest grounding? n/a 8) What did you get grounded for? n/a 9) Other Comments? San Dimas football rocks!!!!!!!! CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

That's cool as hell Viking, now when are you gonna ask her to witness your jehova? It needed to be said. CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

Well, thanx to Lisa's post w/ the skydivers doin' it I almost did get fired. I never hit the minimize button so quickly because my boss was walking around over here. Alright, 3 more hours to go!! Good thing I keep some issues of parachutist around here. Ive read 'em a buch of times but they never get boring CHris " You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil