DrunkMonkey
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[dons geek hat] Goose should not have been killed. The F-14 he was in was in a flat spin, which would have spun the cockpit out from under the canopy, leaving Goose free to eject into clear air. [removes geek hat] That, and Jerry Bruckheimer is an asshat.
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Good luck and thank you for doing a great thing. As third world countries go, Cameroon doesn't look too bad. Any civil wars going on? Don't drink the water. Or, drink the water, get sick, and then get over it, so you can drink the water from then on... Again, congrats and good luck!
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Nice. I have two bottles of Moet White Star waiting for my promotion ceremony next Thursday.
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Q: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two-one to hold the lightbulb and wait for the world to revolve around her, and the other to print up the T-shirts.
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My cat did all of the above. She was all that a dog was, without: -The Lenny from "Of Mice and Men" mentality, (i.e. "Duhhh...hey George!") -The constant need for attention, (I don't need a quadriped to validate my existence on the planet) The need to go for incessant walks with me, no matter how shitty the wx, -The need to tear up the yard, etc, -Slobber, -Lack of knowledge of how big they are (i.e. a St. Bernard that thinks it's a lapdog), and -All of the other things that characterize most dogs as big dumb lummoxes.
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If you have lotsa piercings, do you whistle three different notes in freefall??
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Neilther. I like the ability to go anywhere when I want to and not have to worry about a fur shedding poop machine that is not welcome in 90% of the places I go. I broke up with my last ex because of the undue attention she paid her little korean rat dog, and because she got mad that I wouldn't allow her to bring the little shit with her when she visited. I need a epi-pen injection if I'm around a cat, and I'm almost as bad around dogs. Dogs are so annoying, (I cannot respect and animal that is happy 24/7/365. Cats are so much more like humans) so the lesser allergy thing is mitigated. Goldfish. They're easy and they die quickly, so you don't get bored with them. Edit: I had two cats. When we got rid of them I developed anaphylactic reactions to them. If they did not cause allergies, I'd get a cat.
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The first pic should be captioned "Hey Asshat! Yeah, you--with the camera! A little privacy if you don't mind!!"
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Why yes, yes he would... Seriously, I like cats, they just don't like me. I have the same reaction to cats that some people have to bee stings. Funny thing is I used to have a cat (~10 years ago) and had no problems then...?
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I love cats. They're great with BBQ sauce. [ducks & puts on flack jacket]
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Free Beer-- I'm pinning on Captain (I'm in the USAF) this coming Thursday. Free beer (pd for by me) at: Thurs, 1 Apr 04 Hooters of Wichita 6921 E. Kellogg 1700-ish until whenever the $ runs out. (I'm putting down $200) Due to the locale I have chosen, please no uniforms. I'll be changing as soon as I utter the phrase "So help me God." Blue Skies!
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I don't/won't jump at Kingman anymore. Personal reasons. Wamego, on the other hand, perhaps. Will be in contact with you. Thx.
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Strongest substance I've ever ingested was/is Alcohol. I really think that the consumption of a myriad of illicit substances is nothing to brag/be proud about. Too many incident reports are about some dipshit whacked out on something who think they're ok to jump. ...Darwin adds more chlorine to the gene pool...And the USPA has to yet again defend the sport against parasite lawyers and nitwit politicians...
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Just got & watched the 20th Anniv. Edition of Tron (I know, shout geek whenever you want). It was so neat. That movie brought back so many memories. It's amazing how groundbreaking that movie was when it was released, and how far we've come in computer animation since.... [/geek]
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Time to consume tonight, find Ms. Right Now. Saturday jump from 0700-1500, fly from 1600-1800, then resume the consumption of . Sunday is more jumping, unless my funds have been exhausted by the previous two days.
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AAHHH!!! Large Mexican Rat attacking the camera!!! RUN!!
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Tequila. Goldschlager. Everclear. SoCo--thanks for reminding me, WeegieGirl...
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Help me choose my rig colors....2 choices inside!
DrunkMonkey replied to BoostedXT's topic in The Bonfire
Scotchguard, or some other stain-proofer. I just dislike gray, as it's a generally depressing colour. -
Help me choose my rig colors....2 choices inside!
DrunkMonkey replied to BoostedXT's topic in The Bonfire
Choice 1. Gray is such a blah color. -
If it's a 172 load, can I fly the plane?
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[off-topic] I wonder if the 4th of July is a popular holiday in the UK?
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BA, International Politics, Northern Illinois University 1998. MBA, General Business, Webster University, 2003. Always liked politics/govt. That and I hate math and don't care for kids. (scratch education, psychology, and engineering)
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North Korea makes for a great study of "1984" in reality.
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Mexico has great beer, and was great for getting my fluency in Spanish back.
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In light of Americans bashing the UK, Brits bashing the US, and all of us bashing Canada, I think each person ought to say something good about another country. Go!