DrunkMonkey

At least y'all in the UK have real beer, not the shit we have here. American beer is like sex in a canoe...Both are fu**ing close to water.. Although my friend stationed in Mildenhall informs me that a book entitled "The great chefs of English Cuisine" would be a rather short book...I just could never bring myself to order a dish called "Spotted Dick..."

Ugh...I had no idea. It has yet to carry that connotation in the US...

"Pants?" THat's a new one...Even though I read damn near every UK author I can get my mitts on, the translation of "Pants" escapes me. lol... Is UK wx really that dismal more often that not??

If the driver was 16-19 y.o., and the CHP Officer did the same thing would your opinion be different?

Foo Fighters-Learn to Fly Primus-My Name is Mud Anything by Blue Man Group

Kewl. I jump at Air Capital Drop Zone near Wichita-a Fellow Kansan! (although I'm only here because of the USAF.) Hmmm...Chris...that clears it up...:) You know Byron?

...But who gets to be the omniscient mind that determines when a topic musters sufficient interest?

Hi! Welcome to the sky. Where ya from/where do ya jump?

Ralph Nader. Call it a "F**k you" vote to both of these charter members of the Silver Spoon in the Mouth Club.

This is why my "Govt-issued ID" is always my .mil ID Card...

Wow...It's probably only brought up for debate/intellectual curiosity purposes. ...But that's why this thread/others like it are in "Talk Back."

Yes. Get it done. For a reason why, Google search "Phimosis." Also, cancer of the penis has only occurred in those who haven't been cut. An ounce of prevention...

Good. Don't let him surrender. Kill the douchebag. Never forget 9/11/01.

Touche'.

Political types--what party do my viewpoints align with?: I want my guns. I want minimal taxes. I want strong defence. I do not want prayer in school. I don't care either way about gay marriages. I dont want my taxes subsidizing crack whores and their demon spawn. Anyone suggest a political party?

*wiping Dr. Pepper off monitor...* Wow...

I'm sitting in full chemical gear (MOPP 4), playing in this Counter-Chemical Weapons exercise, trying to stay awake in this sweltering chem suit. I really need caffeine... I'm flying with my CFI after work, and then I go to another airport to ride along with a pilot friend who needs another set of eyes while he does night IFR landings... Tomorrow is see the girlfriend night!

Yeah! Add a few Lemurs and a couple of Marmosets, and a case of Red Bull, and you've got a day's worth of entertainment!!

We've got a tanker leaving next week...Wanna recouperate with me in Waikiki? Free Airfare, courtesy of Air Mobility Command...

My favorite: "Hi! My name's DrunkMonkey. I have a six-inch tongue, and I can breathe thru my ears. What's your name?"

If they're gold digging bitches, then you can use it against them. I drop the "I'm a Captain in the Air Force" line on them, and if they don't care, I keep 'em. If they have dollar signs in their eyes, it's a one way ticket to Wham-bam-thankya-Ma'am City, with an exit onto the off ramp immediately thereafter...

1. Whats your name? Neil 2. How old are you? 27 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? when my roommate Senior yr in college started...it looked so amazing. 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Manwhore 5. Do you have kids? HELL NO! 6. What do you drive? '94 Mustang GT 5.0 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? Yes. Hoping to do one with a certain SDC girrrl after she's back on two feet... 8. Where do you live? Hell,er, Kansas. 9. Do you have any pets? None. 10. How many jumps do you have? Aprox 200 11. What color eyes do you have? Ice Blue 12. What is your nationality? American (German/British/Irish decent) 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? Nope. 14. Favorite Movie? Trainspotting/Full Metal Jacket 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Fly Cessnas, Scuba Dive, Travel, Hash 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? Nope. 17. If not... do you want to? No friggin way. 18. Do you have siblings? 1 younger sister 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Ireland. 20. What's your favorite color? Blue. 21. Where was the last place you flew to? New Orleans

Somehow I'm glad they firewall urbandictionary.com. WTF does "Milkshake" translate to, for those of us without the Secret Decoder Pin or Snoop Dog Dictionary?

Sunny, you cannot steal that which is readily given away...I'm sure WIngnut would oblige... You cannot molest the willing...

Well, last I checked we weren't Nazi Germany, nor are we committing genocide. If you want the members of the RN, RA, and RAF deciding that they can pick and choose what they participate in, have at it-you just weakened your country. Not here. Last I checked, Tony Blair does what GWB tells him to. We have bases in Mildenhall, Lankenheath, amongst other UK places. Discipline exists to win wars. I resent the implication that the US DoD is akin the the Third Reich. Have you ever worn your country's uniform?