DrunkMonkey
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I figure someone else wearing Tevas wont hurt me or my feet, so not my concern...
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Didn't they send a couple of GK's or SOCOM guys to be his jumpmasters? Wonder what the TDY costs were to you and I, not to mention the additional costs of the US Secret Service for securing the area...
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Agreed--charging me $100 to watch a one-term-wonder make an AFF jump is horses**t. I already have a TS clearance, why the hell should I pay to see him PLF?
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: "Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Sunny, from what I've ascertained during my limited time on DZ.com, I thought Clay prefered sheep...
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Oops...sorry Bo... Good to be back in contact w/ya.
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You need a pedicure.
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I just have no stomach for this kind of coward, as most of my Squadron just deployed, and I may be on the hook to go later (I'm in the USAF).
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Kick his ass out of the country, strip him of his citizenship.
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"Fuck Her Gently" , by Tenacious D.
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The barenaked ladies are from Canada. Would that make their song "If I had $660,000" when they play in the US? Or if "I had 450,000 Euros"? when in the EU?
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Thanks. Never took French... Spanish was more useful while growing up in metro Chicago...
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"Dreams", by Van Halen.
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YEAH BUDDY!! THAT ONE ROCKS!!! Speaking of which, WTF is the song saying--can anyone here translate? -paste- Sade dit moi Sade donne moi Sade dit moi qu´est ce que tu vas chercher le bien par le mal la vertu par le vice Sade dit moi pourquoi l´ ´evangile du mal quelle est ta religion ou` sont tes fide`les Si tu es contre Dieu, tu es contre l´homme Sade dit moi pourquoi le sang pour le plaisir Le plaisir sans l´amour N´y a t´il plus de sentiment dans le culte de l´homme Sade es-tu diabolique ou divin Sade dit moi Sade donne moi Sade dit moi Sade donne moi
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That would be it!
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If I can fit you into a carryon bag, we can go to Hawaii for free on a .mil jet!
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When the cast gets cut off, be sure there's soap and a basin of water right around you. Yer leg's gonna be really funky smelling after all that time in a cast...
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That Enigma song with the killer beat and the girl saying something in french. Oooh yeah...
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Sunshine has nothing to be jealous of. She's the girl you want to be around (with a can of Reddi Whip)when you hit jump #'s ending in 00 or 000.
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...Looks like a scene from "Trainspotting", when Renton rants on about being Scottish..(and yes, I know Trainspotting was shot on location in Scotland...)
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You got it.
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...In the left lane, right blinker on for the past 10 miles, brights on at 12 noon, winshield wipers going in clear weather....
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I've got some $ set aside for a vacation...Where should I go, the UK or Spain? I speak spanish, so no language barrier. What kinds of stuff (other than jumping, of course) would you recommend a 27 y.o. single guy go do in either of these countries?
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You got tenure? I got mail! I got mail! Yaaaayy! I got mail, I got mail! [/Special Ed]
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Hell, 90% of the time I see GWB as a nitwit wannabe cowboy coddled fratboy thug...