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...And Ashcroft is the puritanical leader of the Christian Taliban, seeking to make the US a Christian version of Afghanistan.
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Um...Isn't Anna Nicole Smith from TX? Kind of a statistical hiccup on the data plane, eh? But on the average, yes, TX has a higher rate of hotties...
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What does "biff" really mean?
DrunkMonkey replied to sunsetjim's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
At my DZ, we agree it stands for "Basically, I Forgot Form." Just my $0.02... -
Police in US arrest 9 year old rabbit thief!!!!
DrunkMonkey replied to BethUK's topic in Speakers Corner
I'd be willing to bet that if we started executing some of these friggin parasitic drug dealers, we'd see the drug trade slow up substantially. Saudis have it the right way--publicly execute these human vermin and let all see the results of breaking drug laws. I'm tired of coddling prisoners. I don't care if it costs more--f**king remove them from existence. Stop giving them 3 hots & a cot, with cable TV for life. -
He's not more Dem than most Dems, he's just not a GOP drone who walks the Kim Jong-Il-like party line that King George the Lesser delineates... God forbid he think for himself...
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Total cost of components/installation/activation? Monthly/annual cost?
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Q: How can you tell a bad 4-way team from a good one, based on sound alone? A: Bad 4-Way team: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!" Good 4-Way team: "Whack!"
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"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." "Throw fine champagne on me once, shame on you. Throw fine champagne on me twice, shame on me." Well then, shame on me." -Christopher Walken as "The Continental" "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." -Norm, from "Cheers"
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...Substitute "John Ashcroft" for "dems," and you have the correct answer. (As we get moved to The Speakers' Corner...)
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I've heard of a cat named "Toggles" a cat named "Bounce," and a Ferret named "stiletto." I've also heard of a parrot named "Flare." I want to meet a cat named "Dog," as I have already met a dog named "Cat." I have wierd friends..
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Funny...It didn't obey when I told it to kill itself with a frying pan, an autistic lemur, and a car battery...
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Those are my favorite Disney Characters, along with: -The Cheshire Cat -The "Bit" from Tron -The March Hare
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Absinthe.
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Peeps!: www.marshmallowpeeps.com -or- www.peepresearch.org My favourites are the 1Lb chocolate rabbit, & the little Reese's peanut butter cup eggs. TRIVIA: Didja know that Australians apparently dislike rabbits so much that they have the Easter Bilby instead of a rabbit?...neat.
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Take a Zyrtec with a Benadryl chaser. Works great, same effects as a 12-pack without the nausea.
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#32: DVD porn is far better than VHS--get to skip all the nonsensical plotline crap if you want.
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Well, It's official. I have a pest problem. It's called. . .
DrunkMonkey replied to nanook's topic in The Bonfire
I've got 12,20,and .410 gauge solutions for your problem... -
...That was yesterday for me: -Late for work -Office was too cold -Missed a deadline (out of my control factors) -Tired as hell -Headache while flying -Flew like s**t. Got home, fell asleep at 7pm. Woke up 12hrs later...I feel better. Sleep cures all.
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Actually since I'm flying military airlift, I can just take it on board. I know the pilot, a Lt Col I know as "Rob."
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"Why not try FedEx?" [/FedEx Commercial]
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Agreed. God forbid I spend my $ on something else, or do not spend every waking moment I'm free skydiving.
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P.S. Anyone have the pic of the guy holding a .357 Magnum to the kitten's head, saying " or I shoot the ***king cat!"??
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Not real. BUt I do love cats. They're great in a stir-fry.
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...And an expensive car.
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Send donations to the Red Cross or the USO. That'd be the easiest way. "Any Servicemember" letters/care pkgs are verboten since the Anthrax letters...