DrunkMonkey
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I had a uniform for elementary school, and a strict dress code for High School. These kids need to STFU and learn. Worrying about "Free Expression" while you're at school is a buncha crap.
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Call the police. Put the fear of God into the asshat.
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Clicky!
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$2 Billion CDN--what is that, like eighty bucks US?
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Wish I could still donate. A trip to Playa Del Carmen rendered me ineligible (malaria risk area).
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Armed Self Defense Lands Homeowner in Legal Trouble
DrunkMonkey replied to JohnRich's topic in Speakers Corner
All those who don't want to be helpless victims: Join the NRA: www.nra.org -
"Hit the Penguin." Heh...Sounds like some other choice phrases: Choke the Chicken Flog the Dolphin Beat the Meat Jerk the Gherkin et cetera, et cetera...
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Singing: ...Only in Kenya. Come to Kenya, we've got lions...
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(I'm no biblical scholar, so be gentle.) I thought Jesus' new covenant replaced the one of Moses, and therefore invalidated the draconian penalties that infractions committed while living under Leviticus' f'ed up laws required. Am I correct?
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Military colleagues say Kerry unfit to be Commander-in-Chief
DrunkMonkey replied to panzwami's topic in Speakers Corner
He was fucking AWOL! How could he be deemed anything?!? His CO was not able to evaluate a nonexistent Lieutenant who avoids a Court Martial simply because of who his daddy was. Kerry was not the perfect warrior, but at least he went when his country called. GWB took training resources ($ spent to make him a pilot) and gave no service in return. His only record is a few pay stubs and a dental record...Where are his OPRs? Where are his training reports? Where is any proof that he was not AWOL?? He's a criminal, and less worthy of the presidency than Kerry. -
California-- Taxes are too high, but on the upside, the bars are all nonsmoking Florida--Hell yeah! Pensacola, Orlando, or Miami Colorado--Dunno--never lived there. Arizona--Sounds neat... Texas--Hell yeah--Hot women, hotter weather. Avoid Wichita Falls & Amarillo. Georgia--Too many Confederate Flag wavers... Illinois--Too Cold, traffic is too much. Trust me, I grew up there New York--See California. Massachusetts--Boston Definately knows how to party.... Just my $0.02...
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Once the pups are weaned, Are ya gonna get them all fixed?
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The Split is where 90 and 94 diverge. 90 (Kennedy)goes to O'Hare, while 94 goes toward Milwaukee.
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It's Easy 90/94 in the vicinty of Downtown=Stevenson 90/94 between downtown and the split= Kennedy 90 after the split= Kennedy 94 After the split= Edens 90/94 south of the loop=Dan Ryan 290 until I-88=Eisenhower 294=Tri State Tollway 355=North/South Tollway The others escape me, I haven't lived there full time since 1995...
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-Cellozi-Ettelson Chevy (On York and Roosevelt Roads--"Where you'll always save more money!") -[Redneck] "I'll paint any car for just $99.95."[/redneck] It broke my heart-they killed the Empire Carpet commercial by putting an 800 prefix on 588-2300....
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I think I'll just think of this quote next time I'm on a plane . . . LMAO. Kelly Gotta love a good Simpsons reference...
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I'm personally only nervous until about 1,200 AGL. After that I know I can bail out on my reserve... I enjoy looking out the windows and choosing the best "spot." My idea is to ask the stewardess to tell the pilot "5 left and Cut!" Copious amounts of Alcohol. Or two benadryl about 1 hr before the flight. But not both...unless you're adventurous...
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"I've Got Something for YOU!!!" Classic. That's gotta be the best "Are you from Chicago?" test.
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All of this is why I am soo glad the military got me out of Chicago permanently. My commute is 10 minutes, covering the distance that my former 50 minute commute in Chicago covered... ...That and IL drivers seem to drive using the braille method...
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I wanna go to Hawaii! YAAAAYYYY! YAAAAYYYY! I wanna go to Hawaii! [/Special Ed]
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Oops... Didn't read the posts. *doh!* Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa. (sorry!) I just paid mine off...Learned a hard lesson there...
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Where is "Irag?"
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Credit cards are what my Financial planner likes to call "Plastic Passports to Poverty." They're evil. Do not buy anything you cannot pay off within 30-60 days...Past that and you're giving yourself a precedent to use them in an undisciplined manner...
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All of this is why I am glad to be a heterosexual deist.
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How badly do you want to "Cutaway" from Society?
DrunkMonkey replied to namdrib's topic in The Bonfire
I don't know why, but that really struck my funny, thanks DrunkMonkey... Is it the Lemur's face or what? Damn that was funny. (*Or am I just losing what little sanity I had left?) No Problem. Sanity is highly overrated. Cut it away ASAP.