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    Track towards your Rigger, or your Rigger's car.
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    The pics---he's earned a name. Shall we call him: Phil? (no reason) Bob? (get it? "Bobcat") Sam? (as in Sam Adams) Lemur? Guinness? Bass? Winston? (ala Churchill) Renton? (from Trainspotting) Bullet Tooth Tony (from "Snatch") Vinnie (ala Vinne Jones, the badass actor/footballer) Ewen? (ala McGregor) Dog? Mouse? Moose? Goose? Cypres? Any other suggestions?
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    I think Richard Pryor had a good quote about extravagancies like this: "[Cocaine/$1K Omlette] is God's way of telling you you have too much damn money..."
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    Do British cats meow differently? Do they prefer different kinds of beer/food? Sorry--just being a goof...
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    "Deadly" Sarin? As opposed to "obnoxious" Sarin?
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    Again, file me under "I don't give a shit what gender ye likes to shag." Who gives a flying fuck what hole someone buggers? Oh, I gets it, "Gawd -n- Jeebus" said is was wrong... People, get a fucking grip and mind your own damn business. [/sarcasm]
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    Did not know it was MS FS default. I grew up in Chicago, and always dreamed of taking my family to a Bears game in style when I was a millionaire--in my own Cessna Citation...Looks like neither will happen--skydiving takes all my $.
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    Chicago's Merril C. Meigs Field, until that Asshat Mayor Daley closed it under a false "Anti-terrorism" excuse. It was on a man-made island that jutted 2 blocks out into Lake Michigan. It had the best view. Clicky: Meigs Field Too bad I did not have my SEL before they closed it.
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    Boobs? Did I miss something? Where were the bare boobies?? My fav: "1000 feet- Pull!" "You first, I inisist!" "OK! (pulls Johnny Utah's PC...)
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    Here's a toast to the host Of those who love the vastness of the sky, To a friend we send a message of his brother men who fly. We drink to those who gave their all of old, Then down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold. A toast to the host of men we boast, the U.S. Air Force!
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    Christel: "Tasteless" is entirely subjective... You seem to have that ultra sensitive streak that zaps a morbid sense of humor, which can be very necessary to maintain sanity in the midst of madness such as the Iraq situation... But, judging by your ultra liberal eurocentric mindset, even the most liberal mindset would probably be too conservative/closedminded... So, I give up... "Anything the US does is bad." -Happy now?
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    Yep...It would seem that George Carlin has another quote for this (slightly corrupted quote): "If you need training to know not to shove a large cumbersome object up someone's ass, maybe you're just too fucked up to be in the Military/on the police force.'
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    A particularly memorable one for me was in the bahamas, under 75' of water, while scuba diving with stingrays, jellyfish, and sharks... it was gorgeous, sexy, and exciting...
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    I could just see this overkill of a copcar pulling over Vespas in downtown rome. The vespa gets 40mi/gallon, the cop gets 40 gal/mile.... On the autostrata, this thing would leave nothing of a vespa behind but hair, teeth, and eyeballs...
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    Not exactly...They're just so hideous the ground rejects them...
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    Capitalism sucks...when yours is the investment that goes into the shitter... She so sounds like a Nigerian scammer. Other than the fact that we have another poor skydiver (as if there's a shortage...)Why should we care that her business partner's idea tanked? It sucks, but life is tough all over... Sounds like she's trying to shame her former partner into responding, by pimping him out in public...
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    Add: When she grabs yer hand and guides it to her boobies....Awwww Yeeaah!!!
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    To paraphrase George Carlin: "Catholics--of which I was one, until the Age of Reason..."
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    Hi Martin. Yep, times indeed are a changin'
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    I'm home sick w/a cold. personal PC.
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    Animal Planet and Discovery Channel: Learned about Guatemala. Learned Lemurs only come from Madagascar. Got severely annoyed at the American Chopper roid-raging father bitching at his kid. Renewed my desire to visit the rainforest, while it's still there. Learned I want to go to Suriname to go backpacking. Australia seems neat--gotta go there too. Despite all the shit going on in the world, it's business as usual in 90% of the world.
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    I've also seen that God has a sense of humor, as manifested in the following: Bilbies Platypuses ...and most strange Australian fauna... (j/k all you Aussies out there, I love aussies, and their wierd-ass wild animals!!)
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    Nope...The characterizations refer to their times in office...
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    Bush the Younger Clinton Bush the Elder Reagan Carter Ford Nixon LBJ JFK
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    Badger-Badger-Badger-Badger-Badger-Badger-Badger-Badger-.......