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  1. DrunkMonkey
    Nah...Steve needs a lemur.
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    C-180 C-182 C-206 Twin Otter Skyvan Caravan Porter King Air CASA Rode in the GK's Friendship at an airshow, but did not get to jump... ...I think that's it...
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    I'm not very good at concealing my emotions. When I'm in mood "X", the whole world can tell.. And, No, I won't play no-limits poker with you.
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    Hey all. Before the Libs make it illegal, I'm gonna exercise my 2nd Amendment rights. I'm gonna get me a rifle and a pistol. Rifle--I see reconditioned surplus M-1 Garands for sale. That or a 30-06? Pistol-- I shoot the Beretta M-9 at work, (once annually) should I look into a civilian M-9? That or a Glock .40. What do y'all recommend?
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    ...And they pay quite well! I know.
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    Doubt it. lotsa college girls are like Ferraris- Fun to take to parties/show off to your friends with on the weekends, but far too high maintenance to be worth it in the long-term. Drive it like ya stole it!!!
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    Nah, I like having money more than living "on my own terms," whatever the hell that means. Money has that neat knack of being able to buy jump tix, airline tix to travel with, cars, gas to put into the cars, entertainment expenses...et cetera... Nope, I like having a big stack of green rectangles with which I can purchase goods and services.
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    And King George "The only thing my AWOL ass served (after I spent $1,000,000+ of the Govt's cash in UPT) in uniform was a beer at the O-club" Bush is?? Get a friggin grip. GWB is a charter member of the Lucky Sperm Club. He's a bumbling idiot who has the right pedigree.
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    Yer dogs need anti-hallucinatory drugs. Do they make doggy straitjackets?
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    Yep. Solution: Buy Tevas. The sole has an anti-microbial infused in it...
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    So the only ones that are mounted died of old age? Wow.. Learn something new each day...
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    #2. I turns out I jumped with her once a few years ago and didn't even know it was her...
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    Between MXC and Iron Chef, we must seem like the graveyard for syndicated Japanese TV shows. Good thing we've got creative folks that make them entertaining. Both the Iron Chef: America and the Americanized MXC stunk worse than a burning chickenshit house stacked full of dead rodents.
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    I've heard about Ryan Air--is it really that cheap? Like fly to another damn country for the price of a taxi ride?
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    Concur. Germans are cool. 2nd example, 3 words: "St. Pauli Girl."
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    Philosophy is completely useless as a course. 5 page papers that say and accomplish jack squat. Philosophy profs need to go get a real job.
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    Ditto. We call them "Fat Pills" in my office. There's enough people who are neurotic about calories that they're verboten in my office.
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    Your prescription is Pizza, Pay-Per-View, and fooling around. Repeat as necessary.
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    Slappie: There are these dentists that specialize in this program where they take folks who haven't seen DDS's in quite awhile. They put you out cold for several hours, and correct EVERYTHING that's gone wrong in the past few years in 1-2 office calls, instead of multiple visits. Dunno what they're called, tho... Just a thought.
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    It's because Washington DC is currently run by Kristian-Koalition-repressed Puritans who are terrified that someone out there does not share their inhibited Victorian views on life/sex/morals. Tightasses...
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    Dammit, now you've given me a serious sushi jones...
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    Granted, not completely immune, but nuclear power is preferable to being OPEC's bitch. It would seem that wind, solar, water, and geothermal still have not been developed enough to scrap nuke power...
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    US Dept of State Foreign Service Officer. Working on it, but gonna do this whole Air Force Officer thing for a while longer.
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    I'm stunned. It is testament that the soviet system was broke. Their Reactors were fundamentally flawed, and they persisted to run them despite pleas to the contrary... Very sad. I'm no nuclear physicist, but IIRC, our reactor designs are inherently immune from that kind of meltdown...lest the Greenpeace nuts try to seize on this.
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    I stand corrected.