DrunkMonkey

Same thing they did to Berg.

Live my life as the real world Mr. Stabby: Mr. Stabby!

Another Solution?

IIRC, Cancer of some sort.

I'll start: "Hi! My Name is . I have a six-inch tongue, and I can breathe thru my ears. What's your name?" What are other good ones you've heard/used?

I gotta wait until tomorrow night... Why do I have more game on the road than at home???

no no no... thats a metrophiliac. wouldn't that be someone who likes to do it with a subway? ROFLMAO!!!!! Who would dare molest an innocent sandwich!?! (Biting my tongue before I make the "6 or 12-inch" joke...)

I was first concerned when I noticed his little ears perking up whenever someone said "Jihad." That and when he bit my friend from Israel. History Lesson: The word "hamster" comes from the German word "hamstern" which signifies "to amass, to pile up". The hamster has been discovered in 1930 in the region of Alep in Syria. He's the descendant of a small group of 6 hamsters captured and kept in captivity at the time. The first hamsters had golden and short fur. From that time, the golden or Syrian hamsters were coupled and produced descendant with very different furs. Now we can find long fur hamsters. We qualify them also as angora hamsters and are well known for their affectionate nature. A different species of hamsters has recently appeared: the dwarf hamster. This species is the smallest and is the easiest to recognize by the central line on its back.

...And had one of the most stunningly beautiful Playboy pictorials in this month's issue... Wow...

Dude... Unless she's "The One," pull the cutaway handle, then pull silver....Relationships shouldn't be a pain in the ass...They're a dime a dozen... Plenty of fish in the sea....

But since the current administration is run by rich WASPs, nothing will really happen, no consequences will be meted out. If this was a Dem administration, you bet your ass that Bush, Ashcroft, Cheney, & Co. would be shitting a chartreuse kitten over this "Travesty."

Alyssa Milano is far more entertaining in "Embrace of the Vampire." heh...Boobies...*drool*

Lately we have been breeding more Syrian terrorists, and some of them have infiltrated our homes. They hate us because of our freedoms and our liberties, say our government's leaders. Here is a picture of one taken just after capture, but before dis-arming him. They are indegenous to Syria, but millions of them exist in the US. Be on the lookout for these insidious creatures, they are insurgents and evil-doers.

Phil? (no reason) Bob? (get it? "Bobcat") Sam? (as in Sam Adams) Lemur? Guinness? Bass? Winston? (ala Churchill) Renton? (from Trainspotting) Bullet Tooth Tony (from "Snatch") Vinnie (ala Vinne Jones, the badass actor/footballer) Ewen? (ala McGregor) Dog? Mouse? Moose? Goose? Cypres?

Yeah--this guy never thought of spanking his ?? To quote Hank Hill: "That boy ain't right."

"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe all mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe..." -Cheshire Cat

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

An interesting read: Clicky!

It just concerns me that he's been out of school for how long (apparently at least 4 years) and is still quite bitter about it. That sort of negative energy is never good... I am over it, it just hurts me to see other children going thru what I know first hand to be excruciating... Empathy... Like a family of someone murdered long ago can empathize with the family of someone newly murdered... The upside: I know at least three of the HS bullies are now doing hard time in prison. Hope they are having a miserable time, are being dehumanized on a daily basis, and never see freedom or the light of day again... As Lawrence Fishburne said in The Matrix: "Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony..."

Does anyone really watch the Olympics much anymore? They seem a bit...passe' since there are so many pro athletes playing in them (Basketball, Baseball, Hockey, etc..)

So can I. That's not the point I can't empathise with serial killers, nor defend their actions. Anyone who feels that assault weapons are legitimate answers to being bullied needs help. _Am I can understand their rage, just not how they chose to vent/express it... -End of line-

...Lest I be cast as Hannibal Lecter's understudy, I deleted the posting.

I disagree. See my previous posting on this thread. Blame should be equally distributed.

I just think a cat named "Dog" is funny...But then again, I'm wierd...

Touche'. I missed that obvious one...