DrunkMonkey

Well, this American is aware that many foreigners dislike us, but I don't particularly care. That being said, I don't advertise I am American when I travel abroad on holiday, lest I get the "Drunken Euro Rant" at a pub...

My point is that the US is the least of the offenders when it comes to nation-building/intervention into other countries...

All this shite compared with the deplorable conditions French, Dutch, and British colonialism caused in Africa?? Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, this is Pot.

"There are old skydivers, there are bold skydivers. But there are NO old & bold skydivers..."

Heh... I've always said if one ever feels badly about their personal appearance, all they need to do is to go to Wal-Mart for a half hour. You'll leave feeling like you look like Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston... Edit: Why not institute a REAL Phys Ed class? Hire old Marine DI's to conduct ball-breaking PT classes... That'd get some of these butterballs to start sweating Crisco...

And GWB was an AWOL weekend warrior who justified skipping Vietnam by spending $1m in UPT costs, flying a couple of sorties over the "Dangerous Skies over Dallas-Ft Worth" and then deciding that the ANG was too inconvinient with some stupidass campaign in Alabama. He's (GWB) unfit to be CinC.

I'm not a MST3K fan, but I was just made aware of a Lemur song entitled "Joey The Lemur": All right. [clears throat] It's Joey the Lemur, the friend to mankind, Our furry sort of monkey friend who really does shine. Hey! JOEL: Joey the Lemur, he's really fun to have around to huggle and talk to and fun fun fun! CROW: Joey the Lemur, he'll run everywhere. Joey the Lemur, what kind of heck of animal is he anyway? Umh uh...Joey the Lemur, the kind of animal that would go to the bathroom anywhere. Joey-- JOEL: Wait a minute, hold it! CROW: Huh? JOEL: Just hold it. CROW: But there's more! SERVO: Hey! JOEL: That's okay. CROW: Oh. JOEL: This is the lemur. Native to the Philippines and Madagascar, uh...and fictional planets like Nova. Uh...he is a clean, gregarious, and good pet. JOEL: [as lemur] You said it, pal! Oh boy, pal of mine, you're the one for me! SERVO: Uh oh, Joel's swinging into his puppet routine! JOEL: [as lemur] Hey! Can it, fireplug! I've had enough out of you! SERVO: Joey-- JOEL: [as lemur] I've got a story to tell. SERVO: --the Lemur, he'll say what he thinks JOEL: [as lemur] Oh boy, will I ever, I'll carry on like a Gilbert Gottfried of the animal world, I don't mind telling you. You know, I'm the clown prince of the primate world who's often uh, who's often mistaken for our friend the chimpanzee. But don't make any mistake, I'm not saying anything wrong about our chimpanzee brethren, only that I wish--here's wishing they'd throw a little more work our way, all right? CROW: Lemur, the lemur, L-E-M-U-R. Uh, I--hey! JOEL: [as lemur] Hey, who's this bird-dog-thing, I don't like him! SERVO: L is for LEMUR! JOEL: [as lemur] L is for lemur, 'nuff said! CROW: E is for EAT! JOEL: [as lemur] E is for eat. I eat four times my own weight in nuts and berries, which has its consequences, but go figure! CROW: M is for MONKEY! JOEL: [as lemur] Monkey. I'm often mistaken for a monkey. It goes with the turf. Let's go! SERVO: U is for UNUSUAL! CROW: And UNPREDICTABLE! JOEL: [as lemur] Unpredictable is right! I once took a whiz on Johnny Carson's sportcoat--I don't panel well. Okay, on with the show! SERVO: R is for RADICAL! CROW: And RAMBUNCTIOUS! JOEL: [as lemur] Randy as a jackrabbit, that's me alright! Whoooooo! SERVO: Yes, it's the splendiferous lemur.... CROW: ...friend to all mankind! JOEL: [as lemur] Please consider me as a possible corporate symbol or mascot suitable and fine for any professional or semi-professional sport team. CROW and SERVO: It's the (CROW: magnificent/SERVO: splendiferous) *LEEEMURRR*! JOEL: [as lemur] I, the lemur, beg you to consider me. I am willing to travel and would make an excellent companion to any elderly or unelderly...elderly person. Gentlemen, please consider me. Thank you. Won't you? Thank you!

Attached is a picture of Mr. Lemur. Discuss. -End of Line-

-Post WW2 Germany -Post WW2 Japan

ENVY.

Sex.

Q: What do Frenchmen and kittens have in common (other than being pussies)? A: They would both surrender to a water-pistol that looks like a beretta.

Yep, one more step towards a Bush/Ashcroft theocracy... Aren't you proud! Let's become the Christian version of Taliban-ruled Afghanistan! Whoohoo!! Mandatory prayer! Women suborned to men! Yay![/sarcasm] What a fucking nightmare...

Servings: 4 Time: 20 minutes to prepare, 45 minutes to roast. Ingredients: 1 large roasting Thai Person 1 bulb/head of garlic 1 bunch of fresh rosemary 1 large or 2 small lemons, washed olive oil salt & pepper large roasting pan with rack Directions: Heat oven to 475°F. Wash and dry Thai. Roughly chop the bulb of garlic. (Don't worry about peeling the individual cloves.) Roughly chop the lemons. Reserve 4 stalks of rosemary and roughly chop the rest. Combined the chopped ingredients and stuff into the cavity of the Thai. Rub the Thai with olive oil and season with salt and pepper to taste. Place Thai on rack in roasting pan. Place reserved stalks of rosemary on top of the Thai. Place roaster in preheated oven for 15 minutes, then lower the heat to 350 degrees. Continue to roast for an additional 30 minutes or until browned and crisp.

Nah, just a fu**ed-up sense of humor....

I do? That's news to me...What are my issues, oh Guru?

When Ashcroft is fired, I'd like to see him go into full-on fucked up Pentecostal fury, speaking in tongues, while handling snakes and writhing on the floor. It'd really show what a whack-job he is... (Edit for misspelling)

To GraficO/Rj Looking fwd to fast landings at a mile-high MSL DZ. Will PM you my cell #. Thx & Blue Skies Neil

Some Euros will simply do anything they can to make the US look bad. We're the little brother that grew up to the ability to kick it's parents' and siblings' asses and not have to apologize about it...

Memorial day is a time to remember those who paid the ultimate price to preserve freedom. Look, Germany fucking lost WW2. I have no pity for Hitler & Co. It's just a shame he killed himself, It would have been great to let some Iowa farm boy snap that fucker's neck in the gallows. I know that modern day Deutschland is nothing like Nazi Germany, but you'll get no pity for Germany from most Allied WW2 Vets. Research the billions we spent rebuilding Japan and Germany.... If that's not enough, tough...

Buy her three meerkats.

But according to the lefties/socialists, one Iraqi is worth more than the entire population of deployed soldiers... I wonder if Christal (apologies if name is misspelled) has ever served in the Luftwaffe, the Bundeswehr, or the Deutsche Marine... ...And everything the US does is wrong. We should all be bunny-hugging liberal socialists[/sarcasm]. Pardon me whilst I vomit.

X-Box...It'll survive, as it has the backing of The Evil Empire.

Name your team "Hassenpfeffer," or however you spell that german rabbit dish.

This is the same US Military that whipped the Reich's ass. I would expect a certain degree of socailism to remain... You Euros will pounce on anything that casts the US in a poor light... Good thing we don't give a shit... Unbelievable...