DrunkMonkey

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  1. That's my thought. I've long thought that the US should mint 1 dollar coins instead of 1 dollar bills, simply for the sake of wear and tear. I'd like to see Reagan on the 1 dollar coins. Every $1 coin the US has produced has fallen flat on its face--a complete failure. (See Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea(sp?) dollar coins...)
  2. My guess is that Sunshine is in Illinois...Just a guess...
  3. ME Experts/scholars: What do you think some of the near/far-term effects of the fall of the House of Saud would be? It seems they're already on borrowed time... We already have "other" friends in the region, in countries that don't house Mecca and Medina...less Fundie Jihad rage? How much oil do we buy from SA?
  4. "Ya Know what?" Yeah--"Chicken Butt."
  5. Wow, that's a lot of kittens killed...
  6. EEK! There are footprints in my jar of Skippy!! How do I get rid of them???
  7. Dale Earnhardt..No..wait, he's dead...
  8. You mean a little cousin and a copy of Dumbo? Clicky!
  9. Al Bundy's 10 Commandments 1. It's OK to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays". 2. It is wrong to be French. 3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. 4. Lawyers, see rule 3. 5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. 6. Everyone should car pool except me. 7. Bring back the word "stewardesses". 8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport. 9. Mud wrestling is a sport. 10. OK, there are only nine...
  10. Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade, Here they come! Hippety hoppety, They're here and there, Pink elephants ev'rywhere, Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed, On their head, Clippety cloppety, Arrayed in braid, Pink elephants on parade, What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view! I could stand the sight of worms, And look at microscopic germs, But technicolor pachyderms, Is really much for me, I am not the type to faint, When things are odd or things are quaint, But seeing things you know that ain't, Can certainly give you an awful fright! What a sight! Chase 'em away! Chase 'em away! I'm afraid need your aid, Pink elephants on parade! Pink elephants! Pink elephants!
  11. Sea Monkies + Blender =Fun. Sea Monkies + Someone's beer at the DZ = even more fun....heheheh
  12. Strap a buncha those smoke canisters the Golden Knights use onto your bumper, then detonate them at 80mph...
  13. The geographic location. Current one is too windy...
  14. Twice at former home DZ, once at a DZ I was visiting...
  15. I believe it would work: Bare Ass+ Car Window="'Pressed Ham' Trick"
  16. RPG: $3,000 Camcorder: $600 Fucking with US Marines who don't even want to be in your God-forsaken country: $ Priceless.
  17. Now that you've hugged the bunny, what name have you given him?
  18. Would you prefer an American dying? (as this gets moved to the SC...heh...) no. i would prefer to watch NOBODY die. those who think that death is funny are sick. Well, the cold hard reality is that there's a war on. People die in war, and I'd prefer more Iraqis bite it than Americans. Here's a bunny. Hug it.
  19. Dude--ever hear of OPSEC??? Loose lips sink ships...